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Volume 46
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Issue 1172* (26 December 1863) 'Punch's Almanack for 1864' | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), [i].
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Joseph
Priestley,
Priestley, Joseph
(1733–1804)
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Christopher
Wren,
Wren, Sir Christopher
(1632–1723)
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John Abernethy,
Abernethy, John
(1764–1831)
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William Harvey,
Harvey, William
(1578–1657)
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Matthew
Boulton,
Boulton, Matthew
(1728–1809)
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James Watt,
Watt, James
(1736–1819)
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Auguste Comte,
Comte, Isidore Auguste Marie François Xavier
(Auguste)
(1798–1857)
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Gottfried W
Leibniz
Leibniz, Gottfried Wilhelm
(1646–1716)
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Punch, 46 (1864), [ii].
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Close Anon Genre: | Serial, Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Light, Reading |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [ii].
 Our Growling Bard. II.
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Close Anon Genre: | Serial, Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Electricity, Telegraphy |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [ii].
 The First Law of Nature Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Natural Law, Amusement |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [iii].
 Our Growling Bard. III.
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Close Anon Genre: | Serial, Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Photography, Light, Technology |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [iii].
 A Favourite Dish Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), [iv].
 Medical Mythology Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Anaesthesia, Medical Treatment, Comparative Philology |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [iv].
 Our Growling Bard. IV.
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Close Anon Genre: | Serial, Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Gender, Domestic Economy, Narcotics |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [iv].
 Ethnological Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Ethnology, Language |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [iv].
 Horological Thought Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Time, Instruments, Gender |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [v].
 The Iron Racehorse Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Technology, Amusement |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [v].
 Electrical Science Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Electricity, Physiology, Animal Behaviour |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [vi].
 An Infallible Specific Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Quackery, Medical Treatment, Agriculture |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [vi].
 Our Growling Bard. VI.
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Close Anon Genre: | Serial, Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology, War |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [vi].
 Spiritualism Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), [ix].
 Note for the Month Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), [ix].
 Our Growling Bard. IX.
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Close Anon Genre: | Serial, Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Supernaturalism, Exhibitions, Technology, Quackery,
Astrology | People mentioned: |
John H Pepper,
Pepper, John Henry
(1821–1900)
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Henry Dircks,
Dircks, Henry
(1806–73)
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Robert C Smith,
Smith, Robert Cross ('Raphael')
(1795–1832)
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Richard J
Morrison
Morrison, Richard James ('Zadkiel')
(1795–1874)
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Punch, 46 (1864), [ix].
 Medical Economy Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment, Domestic Economy, Human Development |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [x].
 Cure for Baldness Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [x].
 Useful Family Recipe Anon Genre: | Recipe, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment |
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Punch, 46 (1864), [xi].
 Photography Anon Genre: | Reportage, Spoof | Subjects: | Photography |
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Issue 1173 (2 January 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 2.
 When to Shut the Stable Door Caveto
Caveto
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Mental Illness, Crime, Controversy, Morality |
Discusses the controversial question of 'what degree of madness entitles a
culprit to be acquitted of murder on the ground of insanity'. Identifies two
answers: 'homicidal monomania' and a state 'in which the madman does not know
what he is about'. Also notes the vigour with which 'disputants' attack each
other, the 'severity' school attacking the 'love-and-mercy school' while the
latter attacks the former 'as friends of the gallows'. Would agree to hanging
madmen if it meant that 'sane' people would no longer be murdered, but does not
wish to do so merely 'from a sentiment of manly sternness'. Asks both 'schools'
whether 'homicidal mania is a fact', and suggests that, if it is, then it would
be best to imprison madmen before they committed murder. Concludes by pondering
the question of whether 'deficiency of the moral sense constitutes
madness'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 2.
 Householders to the Rescue Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Steam-power, Progress, Environmentalism, Physical Geography,
Engineers |
Urges Londoners to resist the encroachment of the 'great Steam Giant', in
response to the myriad new railway schemes proposed for the metropolis. The
poem calls on Londoners to fight the 'Railway sappers' who 'breach each
household wall', and to 'teach the invading engineer' that the Englishman is
still able to defend his house as his castle. Anticipates some of the scenes of
conflict, including the 'Beleaguered men of old', who fend off 'those who
stormed the hold' and the destruction of residential garden beds. Ponders the
ugly future of tunnels under the basement floor and 'Embankments blocking out
your view', and then urges Londoners to distrust promises of compensation. The
poet might reluctantly accept the defacement of nature 'Were it to serve the
true public need', but to 'contractors', engineers', / And Lawyers' projects',
the answer is 'No!'. Concludes by reiterating the rallying cry urging Londoners
to 'Combine against the invading lines'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 3.
 University Intelligence Anon Genre: | Reminiscences, Drollery | Subjects: | Universities, Education, Reading, Mathematics | People mentioned: |
Euclid
Euclid
(fl. 295 BC)
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Written from the perspective of an undergraduate at the
University of Cambridge
University of Cambridge
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describes how some of his friends have prepared for their degree examinations,
and notes that one friend got his tailor to help him prepare by sewing cards
into the lining of his coat on which were condensed his 'useful knowledge'.
Adds that this strategy forced his friend to develop a procedure for
remembering the location of each card.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 7.
 To Correspondents Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), 9.
 'The Glass of Fashion' Anon
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Issue 1174 (9 January 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 11.
 Ne Sutor Ultra Crepidam (A Christmas Love-Episode in the Life of a
Comic-Contributor) Anon Genre: | Short Fiction, Drollery | Subjects: | Evolution, Human Development |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 18.
 The Vermin Famine Linnaeus
Linnaeus
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Hunting, Agriculture, Extinction, Animal Behaviour, Taxonomy,
Commerce |
Discusses the 'Fox-Famine' which reputedly exists in Ayrshire. Worries that
if the disappearance of foxes before 'advancing agriculture and civilisation,
cannot be arrested, there will soon be no foxes in that division of Scotland'.
Upholds the 'utility of foxes', specifically fox hunting, which the narrator
praises as 'part of the poetry of the nation' and which accords foxes the
status of 'fancy vermin'. Identifies other species as 'fancy vermin', including
birds of prey, badgers, polecats, weasels, stoats, and otters, but laments the
fact that 'the successors of the old English gentleman have become poulterers,
the British fauna, under the name of vermin, are getting exterminated,
in order that the greatest possible quantity of game may be sent to market'.
Concludes by upholding 'the divinity of the fields and forests, for old Pan,
and the fauna at large'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 18.
 Wonderful Agreement Between the French and the English Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), 18.
 Crime its Own Excuse Crankey Cracker M.D.
Cracker, Crankey (MD)
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Mental Illness, Psychology, Crime, Human Development |
Identifying himself as a 'medical man', the narrrator discusses a report of
a young girl who had been remanded in a police station for 'stripping children
of their clothes', one child perishing after being stripped of practically
every item of clothing. Hopes that the girl will not be punished and suggests
that her actions may have been prompted by 'the beauty of the undraped
infantine figure' at the
Crystal
Palace
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children, or a feeling of revenge on the children's parents, or the need to
sell the clothes in exchange for a Christmas present.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 19.
 Paint-Pot Advertisements Anon Genre: | Essay, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Telegraphy, Commerce, Environmentalism, Aesthetics, Physical
Geography |
Urging prompt action to be taken to stop 'the abominable practice of
painting tradesmen's names on all the dead walls about London', points out that
'What with ugly Railway Bridges disfiguring our streets, and Electric Wires
like clothes-lines carried along our house-tops, we Londoners have certainly
few prospects to be proud of'.
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Issue 1175 (16 January 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 22.
 Two Views of One Subject Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Crime, Education, Health, Disease |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 22.
 Subterranean Poetry Anon Genre: | Essay, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways |
Discusses a notice affixed to carriages of the 'Underground [Metropolitan
Metropolitan Railway Company
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passengers not to open the carriage doors until the train stops at the
platform.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 24, 27.
 Dinners for Poor Children Wanted Anon Genre: | Essay | Subjects: | Nutrition, Human Development, Health, Disease, Patronage, Morality,
Religion |
Discusses a
Guernsey
Star
Guernsey Star
(1812–1900+)
British Library
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Victor M Hugo's
Hugo, Victor Marie
(1802–85)
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visit to the
Hauteville
House
Hauteville House, Gurnsey
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about two years, have been the constant recipients of his bounty' and treated
them to a 'substantial dinner once a fortnight'. The Guernsey Star
reports that Hugo claimed that his actions were prompted by medical and
scientific inquiry into a supposed correlation between certain diseases
associated with the poor (including scrofula and rickets) and a deficiency of
'animal food' in the diet. Hugo adds that his test of this theory in Guernsey
'had been undoubtedly successful', and Punch stresses that providing a
child with a meal of fresh meat 'is not a very costly gift', and that such a
diet will better prepare them for work. Agrees with Hugo that such provisions
are part of Christian duty, and urges the establishment of 'poor children's
public dinners'. (24)
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Punch, 46 (1864), 27.
 Advertisements: Rendered Necessary by the Railway Invasion Anon Genre: | Advertisement, Spoof | Subjects: | Railways, Environmentalism, Archaeology, Zoological Gardens,
Progress |
A series of advertisements, each of which announces events and courses of
action made necessary by the encroachment of the railway lines of the
London, Chatham, and Dover
Railway Company
London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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'Lord of the Manor of
Stonehenge
Stonehenge
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'inform archaeologists and others' that the 'Druidical remain will be on view
until the 1st of April, when it will be put into thorough repair, and converted
into an engine-house' for the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company, while
another advertisement informs the 'animals at the
Zoological Gardens
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possible plans to turn their gardens into a coal depot.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 30.
 A Rap for a Rapper Anon
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Issue 1176 (23 January 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 31.
 Contraband Spirits at Rome Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Spiritualism, Religious Authority, Supernaturalism, Miracle,
Experiment, Proof |
Discusses news that
Daniel D Home
Home, Daniel Dunglas
(1833–86)
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been asked to leave Rome unless he discontinues his 'business in the spirit
line'. Notes that during Home's interrogation by police officers in Rome,
spirits apparently rapped on a nearby table, but Punch requests that
such a 'phenomenon' be 'submitted to the inspection of a British Inspector or
two', emphasising that in Rome 'the motion of inanimate objects', such as
pictures and statues, is 'so ordinary an occurrence'. Notes that the papacy
apparently attributes table-moving to an inferior class of spirits, but
suggests that
Pope Pius IX
Pius IX, Pope
(1792–1878)
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order an experimentum crucis for the extraction of truth'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 31.
 The Two Dromios Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), 33.
 A Mechanical Donkey Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), 33.
 A Question to be Answered Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Spiritualism, Charlatanry, Religious Authority |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 37.
 What it is Coming to. (An extract from the Police Reports of
1865) Anon Genre: | Extract, Reportage, Spoof | Subjects: | Crime, Mental Illness, Medical Practitioners, Proof |
Reports on various cases of alleged criminal behaviour, most of which
include details of medical practitioners' contentious views on the mental
condition of prisoners. Dr Cranky Cracker, for example, 'the eminent
mad-doctor', insists that William Smasher was 'suffering under hallucination'
when he threw a stone through a jewellers' shop window, while in the case of
George Flashington, Dr Sneaker Weasel argues that the prisoner was not
responsible for embezzling a large sum of money from a bank and denies that he
has been bribed for 'giving such evidence'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 37.
 Envy Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Mental Illness, Psychology |
'The Dyspepsia of the Mind'
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Punch, 46 (1864), 38–39.
 A Duck Dished Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Politics, Anaesthesia, Military Technology, Medical Treatment,
Disease, Politics, Internationalism |
This poem describes the state of 'La France', a country whose deep wounds
have been causing more pain because her various opiates (which refer to those
aspects of French culture which gave it strength) no longer bring relief. For
example, she waves away 'La Gloire's morphine' (a reference to the
powerful French ironclad
La Gloire
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which she used / To crave'. Proceeds to describe her grave financial problems
as if they were a severe case of blood loss. She 'doubts whether these
douches / Of debt and tax and loan, / Prescribed by her kind doctor, /
Were not best let alone', while the doctor warns her of the dangers of having
her 'food' dressed 'à la Liberté', and of bursting out of
her 'safety-bands'. Notes how 'Europe's M.D.'s' cannot treat her condition (a
reference to the unsuccessful attempt by
Emperor
Napoleon III
Napoleon III, Emperor of France (originally
Louis Napoléon (Charles Louis Napoléon Bonaparte))
(1808–73)
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doctor is forced to try alternative remedies including 'De Morny's tonic
bitters' (a reference to Napoleon III's counsellor,
Charles
A K J, Duc de Morny
Morny, Charles Auguste Louis Joseph, Duc de
(1811–65)
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Punch, 46 (1864), 39.
 Quackery Crying Out Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Quackery, Patents, Language, Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners,
Government, Politics, Public Health |
Discusses a letter in the
Daily
Telegraph
Daily Telegraph
(1856–1900+)
Waterloo
Directory
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of a new clause in the 'New Medical Bill' depriving quacks of property rights
to their 'notorious' specifics, upholds the virtues of patent medicines over
'violent remedies' and questions why so many different remedies are needed for
'the one simple object—the correction of the stomach and intestines'.
Punch defends the use of a multiplicity of medicines, pointing out that
different digestive and other organs of the body need different remedies.
Proceeds to discuss the quack's claim that the new legislation reflects the
shortcomings of, and the necessity for abolishing, the 'gigantic medical
monopoly', and underlines the need to stop fettering those 'who do understand
the theory of cause and effect' and understand their remedies. Surmising that
the latter is a self-reference, Punch contrasts the rigorous scientific
training undertaken by 'regularly educated physicians' to the training in the
'practice of puffery' undertaken by quacks. Concludes by pointing out that
medical practitioners 'are constituted guardians of the public health by Act of
Parliament' and that when patent medicines are abolished, patients can turn to
'a respectable practitioner' and receive proper treatment.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 40.
 The Longest Joke on Record Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Psychology, Human Development, Crime |
Discusses
Edmund
Falconer's
Falconer (properly O'Rourke), Edmund
(c.1814–1879)
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twenty years is a piece of experience that may be laughed at'—a claim
that contradicts the belief that such an experience would 'turn a bad man into
a savage, and a good one into an idiot'. Relates that the prisoner in
Falconer's drama 'regards his punishment as a positively beneficial process'
because it 'sharpens the enjoyment of fresh air, and the salutary privilege of
exercise'.
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Issue 1177 (30 January 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 41.
 The London and Suburban Iron and Mud Miners' Company (Limited) A Swindler
Swindler, A
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Advertisement, Spoof | Subjects: | Industry, Manufactories, Commerce, Metallurgy |
Offers shares in a company which, inspired by the work of 'certain members
of our Scientific bodies', seeks to recover 'the large amount of metal
deposited by wear and tear of tires of wheels, horse-shoes, &c., in the Mud
of the London streets' for use in such iron manufactures as armour plates and
Armstrong
Armstrong, Sir William George, Baron
Armstrong of Cragside
(1810–1900)
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'veins' discovered by the company, which include '"The Wheal Oxford", running
the whole length of Oxford Street'. Notes that because scavengers collect mud
from the streets, the company will not require any staff or a need to raise
capital, but that there will be prospects of 'enormous' profits.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 42.
 The Squabble About the Nile Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Exploration, Discovery, Controversy |
Discusses the controversy between, on the one hand,
John H Speke
Speke, John Hanning
(1827–64)
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James A Grant
Grant, James Augustus
(1827–92)
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on the other,
Charles T Beke
Beke, Charles Tilstone
(1800–74)
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over the 'Sources of the Nile'. Surprised by the 'heat of bilious ire' among
'scientific minds'. Notes how Beke did 'peck' at Speke 'with such a dogged
will' because Speke called Beke 'BIGG'—possibly a
reference to the Irish poet,
John S Bigg
Bigg, John Stanyan
(1828–65)
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Punch, 46 (1864), 42.
 'The Same Concern' Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Spiritualism, Religious Authority, Miracle, Imposture |
Responding to news that
Daniel D Home
Home, Daniel Dunglas
(1833–86)
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been ordered to leave Rome, this poem ponders the reasons for the order,
suggesting that it was because the 'pictures that wink, / And statues that
blink, / Can't stand spirits that rap', and that therefore 'two of a trade
can't agree'. Ends by suggesting that 'There's one place like Home, and
that's Rome, my dear HOME'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 44.
 Really Necessary Lines Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Progress |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 47.
 Ballooning Extraordinary The Sky Terrier
Sky Terrier, The
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In this letter to Mr Punch's dog, Toby, 'Messrs.
COXWELL
Coxwell, Henry (Tracey)
(1819–1900)
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GLAISHER'S
Glaisher, James
(1809–1903)
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aëronautical Dog' recalls the time when they were being instructed
in 'Twinkle, twinkle, little star' and boasts that he has 'been up to see the
Star that twinkles' and to 'emulate the acrobatic Cow' who 'o'ertopped the
Silvery Moon'. Reminds Toby that he and three rabbits went on a journey with
Coxwell and Glaisher above the clouds. These animals were taken in order to
study the effects of 'low temperature and sudden changes on them'. Criticises
the aeronauts for being 'dullards' who fell asleep on the journey and who
selfishly deprived him of the rabbits. Proceeds to give an account of how he
was kicked and generally maltreated by the aeronauts and of his confusion
between 'air' with 'hare'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 47.
 Advice to Federal America Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | War, Military Technology, Steamships, Nationalism, Cultural Geography,
Commerce | Institutions mentioned: |
Ironside,
Ironside, ship
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Keokuk, ship
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Opens by noting the 'navy of iron' now enjoyed by the 'Yankees', but points
out that despite this force they still 'haven't yet taken Charleston', which is
being defended by 'Secessia's power' and cannot compete with
Alexander A
Semmes
Semmes, Alexander Aldebaran
(1825–85)
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'menacing overgrown Union' and hopes that 'those that shall rise from its
ashes' will be wiser than their predecessors and unite with John Bull.
Concludes by ridiculing the strength of the Yankee navy and asking the Yankees
to fling its 'brag to the breeze' and 'Commerce restore to the seas'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 48.
 Notices for the Coming Session Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Politics |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 48.
 The New Gun Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology |
'The "Infant Prince", the six-pounder'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 48.
 Political Pluck Anon
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Punch, 46 (1864), 49.
 The University of Beer Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Nutrition, Education, Universities |
Responds to news of the death of a Viennese brewer,
Anton Dreyer
Dreyer, Anton
(fl. 1864)
PU1/46/5/11
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of his son's intention to train at
Barclay and
Perkins
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is promoted by whatever tends to the production of good liquor', linking 'bad
beer' with excessive drunkenness and maintaining that good beer enlivens rather
than stupefies. Defends brewing as a 'scientific art' and the notion that
achieving 'a high standard of malt liquor' requires a good education, which
Punch believes Barclay and Perkins will provide. For this reason, deems
this and other brewers to 'constitute a University of Beer'.
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 Railway Aggression on London Anon Genre: | Essay | Subjects: | Railways, Environmentalism, Engineering, Commerce, Politics,
Government, Class |
Opens by describing the action that Englishmen will have to take in order to
thwart the advances of 'the emissaries of the Railway Company', and condemns
the threat to English homes by 'a society of speculative adventurers, pursuing
self-aggrandisement under the pretence of public advantage'. Considers such an
invasion to be 'the legalised burglary of the Railway Companies'. Asking
whether any means exist for 'averting the imminent destruction of the little
beauty which our capital possesses', urges householders in London and its
suburbs whose property is under threat to 'get up a petition and present it to
the Houses both of
Lords
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Bitterly condemns the proposal for 'a railroad cut through Kensington Gardens',
an 'impossible' act of 'desecration' that Parliament now seems likely to
permit. Thinks it is 'all very well' for the railways to encroach on the
property of a 'bloated aristocrat' but 'when the levelling agency of the dumpy
level' affects the property of the 'middle classes' then 'Railway aggression is
an insufferable nuisance'. Concludes by reiterating the call for a
petition.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 52.
 Domestic Demons Anon Genre: | Essay, Drollery | Subjects: | Superstition, Spiritualism, Religion, Magic, Mental Illness |
Opens by noting that 'to minds not constitutionally incredulous',
spiritualist manifestations give foundation to ancient beliefs about
witchcraft. Believing spiritualism and necromancy to be 'convertible terms',
anticipates the possibility of modern sorcery and Faustian pacts and considers
likely equivalents for characters in the myth of Dr Faustus.
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 Hints to Chairman Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Travel |
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 The Puff Poetical Anon Genre: | Introduction, Drollery; Advertisement, Spoof | Subjects: | Electricity, Invention, Time, Technology |
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 New Fact in Electrical Science Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Electricity, Telegraphy, Physiology, Medical Treatment,
Technology |
Reports that 'Medical men' have stated that some electricity is conveyed to
the body when receiving a telegram, and that it is 'a very healthy thing to
take a course of telegrams, and their efficacy is increased by the shock which
it gives most people to receive a telegram at all'.
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 Colney Hatch Quadrilles Smelfungus
Smelfungus
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Music |
Discusses a report in
The Times
The Times
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Colney Hatch
Lunatic Asylum
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showed great delight in 'Nigger Minstrels' and a 'troupe of Chinese jugglers'.
Does not think that it is surprising that the Chinese performers should delight
the 'demented and insane', but is puzzled by the fact that the inmates also
enjoyed quadrille bands. Concludes by asking, 'What philosopher will dare to
propose a solution of this apparent fact in psychology?'.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 61.
 From an Old Hoss Postboios Athanat'oss
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Railways, Steam-power |
Written from the perspective of a horse, who reflects on his redundancy in
'these Railway Days', but thinks that 'steam people' are returning to horses
since he overhead two railway directors upholding the need for advertising
'Posters' (an archaic word for post-horses) to make railways pay.
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 Our Railway Kings and Commons Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Government |
Discusses news that the new parliamentary session will open with 43 railway
directors in the
House of
Lords
House of Lords
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preventing the 'demolition' of London by 'Railway Aggression'. Anticipates the
possibility that Londoners will not be able to procure a house without a
railway destroying it.
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 Horticultural Anon Genre: | Editorial, Drollery | Subjects: | Horticulture, Language |
Responds to a 'Cultivated Horticulturalist' who wants to know 'On what can
he graft a [...] slip of a tongue'.
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 Real Railway Advantages Anon Genre: | Drama, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Disease, Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment,
Psychology, Mental Illness |
The drama is set in the consulting room of a 'MR.
MAGNEESHER, the eminent M.D.', very close to
two railway stations. The action describes the doctor's consultation with
several women patients, the first of whom is described as a 'Nervous Patient'
who is paralysed by the deafening sound of railway bells. The noise is so loud
that the doctor has to mime to a consumptive patient that he wants to use a
stethescope, although this procedure is disrupted by further railway noise and
vibrations. Concludes with the doctor shaking his fist at the railway
stations.
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 Express J L
Leech, John
(1817–64)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
Cassell
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Leech, John
(1817–64)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
Cassell
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Railways, Accidents, Class |
Shows a nervous looking 'Old Gent' and a smug looking 'Swell' in a railway
carriage. The swell replies to the old gent's fears about the apparent speed of
the train, by casually pointing out that the train is making up for lost time
and is likely to 'smash presently'.
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 New Notices of Motion Anon Genre: | Introduction; Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Environmentalism, Politics |
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 Sporting Recollections—Science Applied to Deer-Stalking R T P
Pritchett, Robert Taylor
(1828–1907)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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Pritchett, Robert Taylor
(1828–1907)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
Cassell
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Hunting, Amusement, Instruments |
Shows a sequence of images representing the experiences of a group of
Scottish deer-hunters who travel to a remote part of the country laden with
large boxes of scientific instruments (including a clinometer, telescopes, and
a barometer), which they use successfully to fulfil their goal.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 71.
 Anecdote of the Frost Anon Genre: | Illustration, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Subjects: | Meteorology, Heat, Instruments, Gender |
Shows a man pretending to read a thermometer hanging in a shop doorway. A
woman standing near him, unable to see what he is observing, takes the man's
exclamation, 'Quite Thirty, by Jove!', to refer to her age. She replies, 'I'm
nothing of the kind, Sir', and scorns his pretending not to see her.
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 The Poetry of Railways Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Environmentalism |
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon
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 Inhumanity in Man Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Mental Illness, Government, Race, Cultural Geography, Human
Development | People mentioned: |
John H Speke
Speke, John Hanning
(1827–64)
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Sydney Hodges
Hodges, Sydney
(fl. 1864)
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the
The Times
The Times
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describing the 'barbarous and disgusting' treatment of the insane on the Isle
of Man, a claim confirmed by the
Commissioners in Lunacy
Commissioners in Lunacy
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William C
Spring-Rice's
Spring-Rice, William Cecil
(1823–80)
WBI
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Isle of Man government knew of the neglect of lunatics on the island but were
'taking active measures to build a proper asylum'. Punch is sceptical
and wonders why the lunacy commissioners were so late in revealing the sorry
state of lunatics to the Home Secretary,
George Grey
Grey, Sir George
(1799–1882)
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that they have only recently made a 'tardy representation to Government'.
Suggests that the reason was either fear of Grey (who Punch thinks must
have seemed like a barbarous 'African Monarch') or because the commissioners
are like 'African ladies' who are 'fed and fattened and kept doing
nothing'.
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 Mr John Thomas to His Sweetheart Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Vaccination, Heroism |
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 Bores in Frost Jeanie Brightway
Brightway, Jeanie
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Human Development, Animal Behaviour, Hunting |
Written from the perspective of an aristocratic woman, who notes the
'wild-boars' which, owing to the 'late frost', are reported to 'have appeared
in great numbers in different country places of France', and that
'hunting-clubs have been established' to kill them. She complains that British
frosts have prompted the invasion of 'ladies' sanctum sanctorum' by
'bores'. Drawing an analogy between humans and animals, she laments the way
that the frost makes the otherwise tame 'bores' wild, and that 'hunting-clubs'
(to which bores typically belong) keep them away from ladies' quarters.
Describes how ladies are scared by a 'rush of huge hairy bores', who are
white-toothed, long-whiskered, and driven indoors by the hard weather, and who
generally cause havoc. She criticises other women for hunting 'bores' and
wishes to face them 'on equal terms' and bring them down 'with a dead shot in
the heart'.
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Issue 1181 (27 February 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 81–82.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Railways, Patents, Metrology, Exhibitions,
Crime, Mental Illness |
Discusses the collapse of parliamentary bills for railway lines in Brighton
and between the east and west coasts of Scotland (the latter proposal being
favoured by Punch), and responds to the proposal of
Granville G Leveson-Gower (2nd Earl
Granville)
Leveson-Gower, Granville George, 2nd
Earl Granville
(1815–91)
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Patent Museum and Library
Patent Museum and Library
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suggestion that the patent system should be abolished altogether. Later
questions the 'utility' of
William Ewart's
Ewart, William
(1798–1869)
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'Permissive Bill in favour of the Metric System', believing that it needs to be
implemented more firmly, and reports on the dismantling of the buildings of the
International Exhibition
International Exhibition (1862), London
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on a 'Committee on the Insane Criminals' Bill'.
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 Spirits in the Coal-Hole Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Invention, Technology, Temperance, Spiritualism |
Noting the alleged exhaustion of British 'coal fields', discusses news of a
'French patent for the manufacture of Brandy from Coal Gas', a patent bought by
an English firm and which Punch thinks will raise demand for coal.
Thinks this also explains why 'OLD KING
COAL was a merry old soul', and why coal produces
increased inflammation of the cuticle. Suggests that the gas from which brandy
is made should be piped into houses, thus enabling the beverage to be delivered
'on tap', but fears for the cause of temperance.
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 'In the Name of the Prophet' Anon
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 A Joke from the Commissioners in Lunacy Anon
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 A Question of Good Breeding Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Animal Husbandry, Animal Development, Breeding, Language |
Announcing the formation of a committee by the
Royal Agricultural Society of
Ireland
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breed of Irish horses', suggests that the same committee should investigate the
'more important matter' of the 'preservation of Irish Bulls' (a
self-contradictory statement)—an 'invaluable species' which deserves to
be encouraged for its laughter.
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 Dupin and his Dupes Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Transport, Nationalism, Animal Behaviour, Nationalism, Animal
Behaviour |
Discusses a speech on the
Suez Canal
Suez Canal
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André M J
J Dupin
Dupin, André Marie Jean Jacques
(1783–1865)
WBI
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Debat
Debat
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England had tried to stop the engineering construction through 'envious'
diplomacy and although the country had once 'frightened all the world' it was
now 'frightened at everything'. In response, relates an anecdote of
Georges Cuvier
Cuvier, Georges
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who ironically accepted the definition of a crab as a 'red fish that goes
backwards' with the slight reservations that crabs are neither red, nor fish,
nor walk backwards. Punch similarly accepts Dupin's account of England,
with the reservations that it 'is not envious, never desired to frighten the
world, and is now not in the least frightened'.
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Issue 1182 (5 March 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 91–92.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Military Technology, Steamships,
Nutrition |
Reports on the 'smart debate' raised by
William R
S V Fitzgerald
Fitzgerald, Sir William Robert
Seymour Vesey
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John Laird
Laird, John
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ironclads built by Laird for the Confederate government, but seized by the
British Government following Union diplomacy). In the debate,
Lord Robert A
T G Cecil
Cecil, Robert Arthur Talbot Gascoyne-, 3rd
Marquess of Salisbury
(1830–1903)
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Hugh M Cairns
Cairns, Hugh McCalmont, 1st Earl Cairns
(1819–85)
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Spencer H
Walpole
Walpole, Spencer Horatio
(1806–98)
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Thomas Baring
Baring, Thomas
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pointed out to Laird's defenders that the iron ships were intended for the
president of the Confederate states,
Jefferson
Davis
Davis, Jefferson
(1808–89)
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 The
Staff College
Royal Military College, Sandhurst
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Bewildered Candidate for the Staff, A
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Education, Mathematics, Palaeontology, Geology, Chemistry,
Pneumatics |
The candidate asks Punch for advice on the complicated questions that
he has to answer for 'the next Staff College Entrance Examination'. He then
presents a sample question which parodies the incomprehensibility of military
examination papers and consists of an incongruous mixture of assertions about
mathematics, palaeontology, geology, chemistry, and pneumatics.
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 Pa—pers! Anon
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 As Clerum Anon Genre: | Essay, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. [10] | Illustrators: | D M
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
(1834–96)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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Describes the various styles of beards worn by the clergy. Stresses that the
'Barbarine Movement is altogether the property of the [Anglican]
Establishment', while Dissenters shave 'in gloomy silence'. Several of these
beard styles make the wearers look like various animal species. For example,
there is 'the Turkeycock', in which the beard is 'brought down in the shape of
a turkeycock's jowls', 'the Gibbon, a very becoming fringe, suggested by that
amiable species of ape', 'the Lynx', which 'is most appropriate for preachers
of the Boanerges class', and 'the Goat', which is 'merely the under beard
brought over the cravat'. (98) The illustrations show clergymen wearing various
styles of beard.
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 A Haunted House! Charles Gull, M.D.
Gull, Charles (MD)
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Spiritualism, Charlatanry, Methodology |
The narrator opens by declaring his interest in 'spiritual phenomena' and
his attempts to 'obtain an experimental knowledge of the hitherto, to me,
invisible and inaudible world', and then explains that during an investigation
of an allegedly haunted house, he saw the disembodied 'head of a lady' whose
utterances suggested some 'fearful crime'. He presents 'Depositions of Credible
Witnesses', most of whom are untutored female domestic servants in the house
who offer indecisive evidence for the alleged apparition.
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Issue 1183 (12 March 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 101.
 A Mad World Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | War, Military Technology |
Reflecting on the persistence of wars across the globe (notably the recent
Prussian-Austrian war against Denmark), notes that 'Science, which we hoped was
given / That mortals Nature might subdue, / Is taxed for bolts that, farthest
driven, / May crush their fellow, flying true; / And armour to defend the sides
/ Of the strong ship that keeps the sea'.
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 Miss Ellen Lyttle Humbug to Her Cousin, Miss Frances Lyttle Humbug Ellen Lyttle Humbug
Humbug, Ellen Lyttle
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Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
(1834–96)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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Similar to
Anon, 'As Clerum', Punch, 46 (1864), 98–99, this describes fashions which give
humans the appearance of animals. The author describes women's hairstyles that
require the use of animal parts or are shaped to look like animals. She notes
the French fashion for beautiful coiffures made of the tails of monkeys, pigs,
donkeys, and foxes, as well as the paws of cats and lions. She then proceeds to
gossip about mutual friends who have such ornithological names as Jane Effie
Goldfinch and Mrs Crowbill. The illustrations show women wearing animal parts,
or with their hair shaped like animals.
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 Directions for Making Parliamentary Fireworks (À La
Disraeli) Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Politics, Heat, Light, Instruments, Amusement |
Reflecting on
Benjamin
Disraeli's
Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield
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pondering the nature of the 'stuff' of 'the undertaker / Of the unsavoury trade
of / Opposition firework-maker'. It then describes the construction of fiery
parliamentary speeches as if they were fireworks. They are constructed from
such unsavoury ingredients as 'inferences and fictions', and 'Steel-filings
epigrammatic / And salt for burning blue [a reference to the traditional colour
of the Conservative Party]', but 'Any paper a case will make / And any stick a
handle', while the 'party' can supply 'cold water' for making 'Wet powder'
fireworks. Having described the ascent and descent of the 'firework', notes
that parliamentary fireworks 'Are warranted perfectly harmless'.
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Education, Military Technology, Government |
Reports on the government's successful campaign to establish a
Royal School of Naval
Architecture
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suggestion that 'Arrangements are to be made for launching the vessels into the
basin in the
Horticultural
Gardens
Royal Horticultural Society—Gardens, Chiswick
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guns,
ARMSTRONG
Armstrong, Sir William George, Baron
Armstrong of Cragside
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WHITWORTH
Whitworth, Sir Joseph, 1st Baronet
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suggests establishing a 'School of Naval Gunnery'. Proceeds to explain the
progress of a 'Bill for testing Chain Cable, so as to ensure the safety of
vessels at anchor'. (104)
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 A Real Ruffian Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Accidents, Crime |
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 The Monkey's of St Benedict Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Human Development, Animal Behaviour, Evolution, Religious Authority,
Religion |
Noting that 'The essential sameness of Man with Gorilla has lately been
urged with much vehemence by some gentlemen who perhaps in their own persons
afford the strongest proofs of it', considers a 'plausible argument in its
favour' to be the 'monkey's tricks' played by the Anglican monk
Joseph L Lyne
Lyne, Joseph Leycester ('Father Ignatius')
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('Brother Ignatius'). Notes that, according to a report in
The Times
The Times
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Ignatius and his brethren are in the habit of walking muddy and snow-covered
streets wearing only 'rough sandals'. Suggests that if Ignatius had done this
in Rome,
Pope Pius IX
Pius IX, Pope
(1792–1878)
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probably not have 'put him into a cage and exhibited', but he would have been
'shut up by the Inquisition'.
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 Fables from the French Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Telegraphy, Steamships, Cultural Geography, Progress |
Believes that 'Electric telegraphs and steam-boats have apparently done
little for our friends across the Channel in the matter of improving their
acquaintance with Great Britain', and presents evidence for this from the
Daily
Telegraph
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misconceptions of English behaviour.
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Issue 1184 (19 March 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 113.
 Canards Anon Genre: | Introduction, Drollery; Report, Spoof | Subjects: | Animal Behaviour, Music, Nutrition |
Introduces two 'short paragraphs' from the 'French Papers' which describe an
encounter between 'A well-known Naturalist' and a singing fish, and a
hard-boiled egg which attacked its eater.
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 Bumbledom's Old Bogie Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Public Health, Sanitation, Disease |
Introduces 'CENTRALISATION' as the great bogie of that the
'great guardian of Vestrydom's Ark', Bumble (the parish beadle from
Charles J H
Dickens's
Dickens, Charles John Huffam
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Oliver Twist
[Dickens, Charles
John Huffam] 1838. Oliver Twist; or, The Parish Boy's
Progress, 3 vols, London: Richard Bentley
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Centralisation is 'rolled / From under the vestry-room table' when, in the face
of 'Vested interests' thwarting 'some long-standing brazen-faced job', 'a
zealous Reformer, or Minister bold, / Takes the bull by the horns'. Describes
the hostility between Bumbledom and Centralisation, notably when
'BUMBLEDOM [...] Hands Paup'rism o'er to starvation, / Or has
lifted its heel to spurn Misery aside' and faces the poor law board inspectors
who are the 'minions of CENTRALISATION!'. Bumbledom is also made responsible
for neglecting the need to make sewers, stop 'a foul trade', to drain, sluice
and mop 'Some plague-smitten court', and to purify 'Some fever-nest', and is
represented as saying 'Hands off with your CENTRALISATION!'
and solving these problems with self-government. The author's support for
centralisation is confirmed in his conclusion which has Bumbledom upholding
'risk and no CENTRALISATION!'.
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 Pugilistic Geometry Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Mathematics, Amusement |
'How many squares make a round?'
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 Customs for Steam-Rams Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Steamships, War, Commerce, Government |
Opens by attacking 'private ship-builders' of Britain, who 'have the power,
by an evasion of the law', to supply 'vessels of war to the enemies of people'
with whom Britain is currently at peace, but points out that 'it is intolerable
that any foreign nation should be empowered to limit the business of any
British ship-builder' (this is a reference to the controversy over
John Laird's
Laird, John
(1805–74)
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sale of ironclads to the Confederate government). Advises the Prime Minister,
Henry J Temple (3rd
Viscount Palmerston)
Temple, Henry John, 3rd Viscount Palmerston
(1784–1865)
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'sale of any vessel of war' which the government thinks 'proper to buy at a
fair valuation'. Supports its argument by noting that the power thus conferred
on the government is that enjoyed by 'money-grabbing' railway companies, and
the greater efficiency that the
Royal Navy
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through additions from private dockyards.
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Subjects: | Railways, Government, Environmentalism, Metrology, Progress, Futurism,
Heat, Light, Telegraphy, Engineering, Military Technology, War, Nationalism,
Cultural Geography |
Reports on the defeat of several proposals for new railways in London, an
announcement made by a contented
Granville G Leveson-Gower (2nd Earl
Granville)
Leveson-Gower, Granville George, 2nd
Earl Granville
(1815–91)
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work together', thus reducing travel confusion. Later notes the acceptance of
the 'London Railways Report', the contents of which were detailed by
Thomas
Milner-Gibson
Milner-Gibson, Thomas
(1806–84)
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Joseph Paxton
Paxton, Sir Joseph
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gave 'strong reasons' for preferring some of the rejected lines to the accepted
one, but the
House of Lords
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agreed with
Edward H Stanley (Lord
Stanley)
Stanley, Edward Henry, 15th Earl of Derby
(formerly styled 'Lord Stanley')
(1826–93)
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Later reports on the debate on a 'Bill permitting people to use the Metric
System', and anticipates how 'Posterity' with its 'complete and scientific
metric system will smile at the reluctance with which we listened' to those who
ridiculed such innovations as gas, locomotives, penny postage, and the electric
telegraph. Hopes posterity will not be harsh on Punch for its idea of a
'Tunnel to America' even though it has 'one to France'. Later notes the
'unsatisfactory' trials of
William G
Armstrong's
Armstrong, Sir William George, Baron
Armstrong of Cragside
(1810–1900)
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Lord Clarence E
Paget
Paget, Lord Clarence Edward
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 The New Telescope Sight Anon Genre: | Illustration, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Subjects: | Military Technology, Instruments |
Shows a number of men on a firing range, one of whom realises that the
reason for his lack of success at firing his small-bore rifle is because he has
mistakenly rammed the cartridges down the long telescopic sight attached to the
rifle barrel.
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 Theatrical Intelligence Anon Genre: | Drama, Drollery | Subjects: | Pharmaceuticals, Chemistry, Amusement, Language |
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 124–25.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Accidents, Industry, Manufactories, Government, Patronage |
Reports on the aid given to victims of the 'awful catastrophe at Sheffield'
(which was flooded when the
Dale Dyke Dam
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Low Bradfield collapsed), including substantial monetary donations from the
town's armour-plating manufacturer
John Brown
Brown, Sir John
(1816–96)
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Robert
Rawlinson
Rawlinson, Sir Robert
(1810–98)
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Home Office
Home Office
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'discharge his duty' in this grave matter.
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 The Way the Cat Jumps In Terrorem
In Terrorem
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Discussing the recent
House of
Commons
House of Commons
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the 'Act of Parliament which limits Courts Martial and Colonels to fifty
lashes, omitted to provide that they should be administered by a flogging
machine, graduated to act with a certain power, or that the force of the
drummer's arm should be limited to a stated sum by a dynamometer'.
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 A Doctor's Fee Anon
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 To the Dirty Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Sanitation, Hydropathy |
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 Shipley Swine's Feast Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Agriculture, Hunting, Cruelty, Class, Education, Morality |
Insists that 'There are some men whose dispositions are wondrously modified
by those of the animals with which they are peculiarly conversant', and that
'the agricultural mind' tends towards 'prejudice and stupidity', owing to its
exposure to pigs. Supports this latter claim by discussing an extract
describing a meeting of the
Shipley
Sparrow Club
Shipley Sparrow Club, West Sussex
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thousands of bird's heads and resolved that it would continue 'notwithstanding
all that Punch and other anti-birdkillers have said'. Believes that the
club takes pride in persisting in its 'brutal endeavour' and suggests as more
apt names the 'Goose Club' or 'Caterpillar Club'. Concludes by arguing that
killing the destroyers of vermin that ravage crops is 'suicidal' on the part of
farmers, and thus indicates the similarity between agriculturalists and
pigs.
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 Notes and Queries Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment, Language |
Notes that 'Pillory was not originally 'a place where an offender was
obliged to take medicine, though whoever was placed therein, undoubtedly had a
dose of it'.
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 Thame County Court Law Pilgarlic
Pilgarlic
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Crime, Commerce | Publications cited: |
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Herald
Bicester Herald
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Waterloo
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John B Parry
Parry, John Billinglsey
(1798–1876)
WBI
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judge in the case of
W G Walker
Walker, W G
(fl. 1864)
PU1/46/14/5
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Thame Poor Law
Union
Thames Poor Law Union
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View the register entry >>. Walker, a medical district officer for the Thame Poor Law
Union, had sought remuneration from his employers for his attendance in 'seven
cases of childbirth'. The board denied payment of his claim and Walker sought
clarification as to whether he had to 'attend to the orders' of the 'overseers'
in such cases. The narrator criticises the judge's assessment of which
midwifery cases count as being of 'sudden and urgent necessity' (as opposed to
'ordinary' cases), which are the only ones for which the judge thinks the Thame
Poor Law Union are 'liable' to pay Walker. Notes Walker's protest that he is
not able to ascertain beforehand whether he is to get paid for a midwifery
case, and wonders how severe a case has to be before the judge considered it
urgent, and points out that most cases prompting the call 'Run for the doctor'
would not be considered urgent by the judge. Concludes by discussing the harsh
attitude of a jury towards a doctor who, having inadvertently allowed a pauper
patient to die, claimed that he was following the judge's incorrect assumption
that the case was not sufficiently urgent to demand the doctor's attention.
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 'Drinking the Shameful' A Tobacco Stopper
Tobacco Stopper, A
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Human Development |
Declaring to Mr Punch his aversion to smokers, the narrator notes that
according to an account of the Wahabites of Arabia given by
William G
Palgrave
Palgrave, William Gifford
(1826–88)
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Royal Geographical Society
Royal Geographical Society
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'sect' consider tobacco smoking to be 'the most deadly and abominable of all
sins'. Thinks that smokers should be regarded in the same way as murderers, and
argues that owing to their abstinence from smoking, the Wahabites 'display more
taste in their street-architecture than Londoners can boast of', and show
greater tolerance towards 'travellers who visit them' and 'those who differ
from them in religion'. He suggests that this is because 'As men become
dyspeptic, they grow dogmatic and churlish'.
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 [The Benefits of Wine over Beer] Anon Genre: | Illustration, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Subjects: | Nutrition, Narcotics |
Shows a 'Swell' talking to a 'Corpulent Cabman' who has declined the swell's
advice to procure some beer on the grounds that 'follerin MR.
BANTIN'S adwice for corpulence' (a reference to
Banting 1863
Banting,
William 1863. Letter on Corpulence: Addressed to the Public,
[London]: printed by Harrison and Sons
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drink claret instead.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 151.
 Hard Labour in Store Abel Handy
Handy, Abel
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Force, Energy, Palaeontology, Steam-power, Work, Physiology, Political
Economy, Nutrition |
Acknowledges Mr Punch's knowledge of the 'Conservation of Force' and the
notion that the solar force is 'conserved in the Coal Fields', which are the
remains of 'pre-Adamite tree-ferns' that 'extracted and appropriated' the
carbon from the atmosphere. Goes on to acknowledge Mr Punch's awareness of the
fact that coal permits the 'light and heat' of the sun to be 'reproduced' but
stresses the warnings of 'scientific men' about the exhaustion of coalfields.
Upholds the need to 'economise force' and, comparing the stomachs of convicts
to the furnaces of steam-engines, argues in favour of exploiting the 'muscular
exertions of every convict' which is currently only being wasted 'on the prison
air'. Suggests that convicts should be 'employed in pumping atmospheric air
into iron cylinders furnished with valves', the 'force put into the convicts in
the form of meat and vegetables' being stored in a measurable quantity of
'compressed air', itself being used to supply 'motive power'. Suggests the
possibility of other ways of 'bottling convict labour'.
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 A Suggestion that Comes a Little Too Late Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Vaccination, Human Development |
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 How the World Wagged at the Period Referred to in
Sir C. Lyell's
Lyell, Sir Charles, 1st Baronet
(1797–1875)
DSB
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Work on the
'Antiquity of Man'
Lyell, Charles
1863. The Geological Evidences of the Antiquity of Man: With Remarks on
Theories of the Origin of Species by Variation, London: John Murray
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View the register entry >> Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Development, Geology, Human Development, Time, Progress, Cultural
Geography, Homeopathy, Medical Treatment, Steamships, Military Technology,
Transport, Music |
From the perspective of the remote past, as described in Lyell's text, looks
forward to more recent events such as Hercules joining 'his club'. Also notes
the absence of various aspects of contemporary life; for example, 'No globules
then / Up to Number Ten / Could be purchased at
MR
EPPS
Epps, John
(1805–69)
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With an enemy's force to cope', 'No
LESSEPP'S
Lesseps, Ferdinand, vicomte de
(1805–94)
CBD
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canal
Suez Canal
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cabal / On account of its unpaid Fellahs', and 'No
BABBAGE
Babbage, Charles
(1792–1871)
DSB
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fret / By the notes of a hurdy-gurdy'.
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Issue 1188 (16 April 1864) | Expand
Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 155.
 A Trap to Catch a Pickpocket Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Crime, Invention |
Discusses a report in the
Lombardia
Lombardia
(1859–1900+)
SBN
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Milan of an invention to thwart pickpockets: an iron trap placed in a coat
pocket. Hopes that the invention is 'a fact' and anticipates that catching
pickpockets in this way will 'soon become a common occurrence.
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 A Ghost-Dog Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Supernaturalism, Religion, Animal Behaviour, Spiritualism |
Discusses remarks made in a lecture by
Frederic W
Farrar
Farrar, Frederic William
(1831–1903)
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Anthropological Society
Anthropological Society of London
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which was published as
Farrar 1864
Farrar, Frederic
William 1864. 'On the Universality of Belief in God, and in a Future
State', Anthropological Review, 2, ccxvii-ccxix
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argued that the 'existence of some unknown power was not sufficient [...] to
prove belief in a Supreme Being', owing to the fact that 'even animals' are
conscious of 'some superior unseen power'. Draws attention to Farrar's report
of a dog who refused to enter a wood because it was haunted, and recommends
this case to the
Spiritual
Magazine
Spiritual Magazine
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Waterloo
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perception' by the dog. Concludes, however, by suggesting that the dog was
either 'supernaturally sagacious' or heard talk of the haunted wood.
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon
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 A Trifle from America Anon
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology, Steamships, Government |
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 On a Late Catastrophe in Pall-Mall Jeames Fitzjeames
Fitzjeames, Jeames
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Describes the 'dis-gusting' sight of the carriage door of
George G
Leveson-Gower (3rd Duke of Sutherland)
Leveson-Gower, George Granville William
Sutherland, 3rd Duke of Sutherland
(1828–92)
ODNB, s.v. Leveson-Gower, George Granville
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by the beestly mob, drored together to welcum
GENERAL
GARIBALDI
Garibaldi, Giuseppe
(1807–82)
CBD
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Kommishun, honly a specie of gorilla hofiser'—an allusion to Garibaldi's
status as a guerrilla soldier (166).
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 On a Snob Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Environmentalism, War, Politics, Heroism |
The poem addresses a snob 'Who tore branches from the Wellingtonia
Giganta Planted by GARIBALDI
Garibaldi, Giuseppe
(1807–82)
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grounds of the Poet Laureate'. Strongly condemning the action, the poet
apostrophizes: 'Oh, might the twigs that thou hast stol'n / Burgeon to life
anon, / And twist themselves into a rod, / With Punch to lay it on!
[...] May every needle of the pine / That thou away hast torn, / Within the
pillows of thy bed / Become a separate thorn!'.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 175.
 Our Dramatic Correspondent One Who Pays
One Who Pays
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Regular Feature, Essay, Drollery | Subjects: | Railways, Progress, Human Development, Psychology, Time |
Noting the claim that 'a time may come when
SHAKESPEARE
Shakespeare, William
(1564–1616)
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prove attractive', considers the arguments that railways seem to 'have made
people less patient than they were at public places of amusement, and less
tolerant of anything approaching to longwindedness, which some of
SHAKESPEARE'S characters are clearly rather given to'.
However, the author does not fear the 'bad time [...] when SHAKESPEARE
will be sneered at as being too slow to keep pace with the age'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 175.
 A New Family Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Natural History, Comparative Philology |
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 Aërial Musicians Anon
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Prognostication, Religious Authority, Astronomy, Government |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 178.
 Medical Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment |
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 Bottom's Dream Anon
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 Great News! Glorious News! Anon Genre: | Drama, Drollery | Subjects: | Mining, Metallurgy, Genius |
To celebrate the tercentenary of the birth of
William
Shakespeare
Shakespeare, William
(1564–1616)
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View the register entry >> this 'Elisabethan Masque' features a hymn sung by poets
and playwrights from all ages and nations. The hymn praises Shakespeare's brain
'as continent all mines containing, / That breeds all metals without waste or
waning, / Red, gold, pale silver, brave brass, iron strong— / The dross
of word-play, quip and crank and rhyme— / The rude and heavy matrix of
thy time— / The ore wherein thy bedded mental lay, / As diamond in rock,
or gold in clay'.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 197–98.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Metrology, Government |
Responds to news that the 'Metric System is effectually opposed' with the
observation 'Dulness carries it', and notes that 'all that is to be done at
present is to legalise contracts in which the weights and measures mentioned
are metric weights and measures'. Adds that 'Dreadful nonsense was talked' and
that members of
Parliament
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as units of length and poetical metres. (198)
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 Natural Science Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Nutrition, Animal Development |
Insists that 'STOUT, Porter, or other Beer, is the most
proper tipple with oysters; since Nature herself often shows us the Oyster and
the Purl, coexisting in the same shell'.
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 Prophecy for the Derby Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Prognostication, Ornithology, Breeding |
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 Intensely Symbolical Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Mathematics, Language |
Describes a friend who 'converses solely in mathematical language', and
gives examples of his speech. For example, he addresses 'communications to his
cousin, Ensign A., of the Fifth, "n sin5a"'. Explains
his ability to read and smoke at the same time with the answer that 'he was one
of those men who considered that the pipe and cymbals (symbols)
harmonised'.
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 Brayvo, Bass! Anon Genre: | Song, Drollery | Subjects: | Music, Environmentalism, Scientific Practitioners,
Government |
Praising
Michael T Bass's
Bass, Michael Thomas
(1799–1884)
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introduction of a parliamentary bill for the abatement of street music, notes
the lack of sympathy from magistrates for the 'scholar whose brain o'er his
volumes reels, / Or a
BABBAGE
Babbage, Charles
(1792–1871)
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wheels'.
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 A Scene of High Comedy Anon Genre: | Introduction, Drollery; Drama, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment, Politics |
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 218.
 The Recruiting Surgeon Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Practitioners, War |
Noting the small number of British soldiers engaged in active service,
puzzles over an advertisement for temporary
Army
Army
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The Times
The Times
(1777–1900+)
Waterloo
Directory
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James B Gibson
Gibson, Sir James Brown
(1805–68)
ODNB
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Director-General of the
Army
Medical Department
Army Medical Department
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by a 'surgeon-famine in the Army', caused by regulations which place educated
medical practitioners in a subordinate position to 'a lad who is possibly a
contemptible puppy'. Thinks that practitioners who do apply for these temporary
positions must be engaged in 'unprofitable' practices, and anticipates the
resentment felt by a 'gallant young officer' towards a surgeon who is not a
snob but has been hired through an advertisement. Noting
Charles
North's
North, Charles Napier
(1817–69)
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Army surgeon positions, hopes that, should he be injured in battle,
Prince George (Duke of
Cambridge)
George (George William Frederick Charles), Prince, 2nd Duke of Cambridge
(1819–1904)
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 May Groans Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Disease |
Written by 'a Sensitive Londoner, with a tendency to Dyspepsia and a
hatred of Conventionalism, Poetry, and other Humbug', the poem laments the
dearth of May months answering 'the poet's description'. Ignoring the seasonal
effects of the weather 'on health and digestion' and forgetting the existence
of such common afflictions as rheumatism, wonders 'what are the joys of May, /
As known in London'? (220)
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 Our Dramatic Correspondent Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Essay, Drollery | Subjects: | Extinction, Comparative Philology |
Considers that a theatre critic who 'writes anything that is not
complimentary, will soon be as rare a creature as the Dodo or a Phoenix',
although he believes that such a creature is 'not yet quite extinct'.
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 Punch's Derby Prophecy Punch
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Essay, Drollery | Subjects: | Amusement, Animal Behaviour |
Mr Punch's predictions for the imminent Derby horse race, containing his
assessment of contemporary events as if they were horses. He spots
'Guerilla' who 'if you'd called him Gorilla, I shouldn't put a
monkey on him', while 'Signalman' is not to be 'seen at his post', and
'Jack Frost is out of place in May, and won't be in a place at the
finish'.
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 The Excelsior Bill Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Disease, Cruelty, Human Development, Politics, Government |
Laments the evasion of the parliamentary act 'of twenty years ago'
prohibiting the employment of young boys as chimney sweeps. Discusses an
attempt by the 'Master Sweeps of the City of York' to stop employing young boys
and girls in this capacity, pointing out that 'besides its nastiness, and its
obvious cruelty, it is the cause of a malignant disease—for which see
COOPER'S
Cooper, Samuel
(1780–1848)
ODNB
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Surgical
Dictionary
Cooper, Samuel
1809. A Dictionary of Practical Surgery, London: John Murray
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 'Peace, Cousin Percy, You Will Make 'em Mad' Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Metallurgy, Mining |
Reports that 'the great metallurgist'
John Percy
Percy, John
(1817–89)
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a revolution in the Mining Districts' by 'shattering' a 'system' with a
'thundering Bomb'.
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 From our General Theatrical Fund Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Anatomy, Museums, Language |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 226.
 Ornithology for Small Houses Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Ornithology, Collecting |
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Punch, 46 (1864), 227.
 Underground Railway Anon Genre: | Illustration, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Subjects: | Railways, Transport, Gender |
Shows three women standing before a manhole in the pavement, to which a
notice 'The Underground [Metropolitan
Metropolitan Railway Company
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to be pointing, and from which a figure emerges with a lamp. The 'Old Lady'
remarks that 'I'm sure no woman with the least sense of decency would think of
going down that way to it'.
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 The Joint-Stock Bubble Companies Bursting-Up Association Anon Genre: | Proceedings, Spoof | Subjects: | Technology, Commerce, Charlatanry |
Reports a meeting of 'this excellent Society', which is dominated by wives
and daughters of City speculators and whose aim is to 'discourage speculation,
and restrain papas and husbands from blindly running into it' and to use
'female influence' to dissuade 'gentlemen from venturing their money in
insecure "securities"'. Various women support the association by relating
woeful stories of their husband's imprudent financial dealings. For example,
Mrs Seedie laments the fact that her husband lost money by investing in such
schemes as the 'Sunbeams out of Snowballs Steam Extraction Company', which
caused his money to melt 'as quickly as the snowballs would have done' and in
the 'General Oceanic Highway Company, which was started for the purpose of
lighting the sea, by means of gaslamps placed in it a hundred yards apart', a
scheme that 'succeeded only in making light the purses of those who were
investors in it'. Later Mrs Flashley tells of her husband's rash investments in
the disastrous 'North and South Pole Junction Atmospheric Railway Company', the
'Popgun and Pegtop Foreign Manufacture Company', and the 'Submarine Anemone
Steam Propagation Company'.
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Issue 1195 (4 June 1864) | Expand
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 Eyes Right, Volunteers! Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Military Technology, Accidents, Manufactories, Crime |
Discusses correspondence in
The Times
The Times
(1777–1900+)
Waterloo
Directory
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'A SURGEON TO A LONDON
HOSPITAL' and 'A VOLUNTEER' who
discuss the dangers of using 'cheap percussion caps', ammunition that has
removed the eyes of rifle users. Punch links the faulty caps to their
'cheap' composition, but thinks this is 'too much of a piece with the reckless
rascality prevalent amongst the present race of commercial men to excite any
wonder', although it wonders why 'the officials' who supply ammunition to
volunteers have allowed this to happen
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Punch, 46 (1864), 231.
 Salmon or Whitebait? Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Nutrition, Breeding |
Noting that a 'Court of Aldermen' will soon be deciding whether to promote
the breeding of salmon in the Thames, explains that the discovery of whitebait
inside salmon found in the mouth of this river turns the matter into a choice
between salmon and whitebait.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 235.
 A Pint in Question Anon Genre: | Reportage, Drollery | Subjects: | Animal Husbandry, Breeding, Narcotics |
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 Professors in a Passion Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Ethnology, Controversy, Physiognomy, Phrenology, Human
Development |
Lamenting the inability of 'philosophers' to discuss 'skulls' 'without the
intercourse of abuse', discusses a paper 'On Empirical and Scientific
Physiognomy' given by
Cornelius
Donovan
Donovan, Cornelius
(c. 1820–72)
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Ethnological
Society
Ethnological Society of London
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SIR
DAVID BREWSTER
Brewster, Sir David
(1781–1868)
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respecting the 'system of
LAVATER
Lavater, Johann Kaspar
(1741–1801)
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of
GALL
Gall, Franz Joseph
(1758–1828)
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SPURZHEIM
Spurzheim, Johann Christoph
(1776–1832)
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Punch goes on to note how Donovan's paper was ridiculed by
George Busk
Busk, George
(1807–86)
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James Hunt
Hunt, James
(1833–69)
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'another gentleman' who condemned the work of
George Combe
Combe, George
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admired by Donovan as 'one of the most trashy publications on a scientific
subject which had ever appeared'. Concludes by identifying Mr Punch as 'a
decided phrenologist', owing to his 'fine forehead' and someone who believes a
'violent antiphrenologist' has a 'bad' head.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 239.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology, Steamships, Commerce, Government |
Reports on the government's purchase of the 'Liverpool Steam-Rams' which
were built for the Confederates, and the proposed reforms to the
Royal Naval Hospital,
Greenwich
Royal Naval Hospital, Greenwich
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 Abbeokuta and Dybböl Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | War, Military Technology, Race, Cultural Geography |
Describes the atrocities committed by
King Glele
Glele, King of Abomey
(fl. 1858–89)
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and compares him to
King Wilhelm
I
Wilhelm I, Emperor of Germany and King of
Prussia
(1797–1888)
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Sönderborg in Denmark. Ponders the differences ''tween Dahomey's dark
sons, / And your Prussians; the negroes have no needle-guns' and 'Great and
grave is the peril wherein the world stands / From the weapons of science in
savages' hands'.
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Punch, 46 (1864), 241.
 Four Gems in One Sitting Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Human Development, Race, Animal Behaviour |
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 Biters Bit Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Treatment, Commerce |
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 Why is
MR
BASS
Bass, Michael Thomas
(1799–1884)
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Practitioners |
'Because he's going to remove the grinders'—a reference to Michael T
Bass's bill to ban organ-grinders.
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 Home and Rome Anon Genre: | Poetry, Drollery | Subjects: | Spiritualism, Religious Authority, Supernaturalism, Miracle,
Charlatanry |
Describes
Daniel D Home's
Home, Daniel Dunglas
(1833–86)
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ban from Rome, a measure reflecting
Pope Pius IX's
Pius IX, Pope
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abhorrence of Home's 'contraband' 'spirits'. Concludes by explaining that if
Home were to 'get / Up some apparition like that of Salette, / Or cause a
Madonna to wink' then he and his spirits might be able to remain in Rome.
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Contract | Punch, 46 (1864), 249–50.
 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Agriculture, Statistics, Government |
Reports on
James Caird's
Caird, Sir James
(1816–92)
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speech in favour of his proposal for the collecting and publishing Agricultural
Statistics', a proposal that has proved successful (250).
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 Public School Commissions Anon Genre: | Instructions, Spoof | Subjects: | Education, Mathematics, Chemistry, Botany, Astronomy,
Geology |
A proposed daily schedule for a pupil at
Eton
College
Eton College, Berkshire
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Eton, in such a state of ignorance as reflects no credit upon the School"'. It
includes such prescriptions as '6 a.m.—Rise. Get two propositions of
Euclid
Euclid
(fl. 295 BC)
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and solve two algebraic equations, settled overnight, while dressing',
'6.—Tea, to be taken during a Lecture on Natural Science'. This is
probably a response to the
Report
Report of the Royal Commission on
Public Schools: Report of Her Majesty's Commissioners Appointed to Inquire into
the Revenues and Management of Certain Colleges and Schools and the Studies
Pursued and Instruction Given Therein, House of Commons Parlimentary
Papers, Session 1864, [3288], 20, 1–956
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Royal Commission on Public
Schools
Royal Commission on Public Schools
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 Police Case Extraordinary. Proceedings on Remand, Before Mr Bull Anon Genre: | Proceedings, Spoof | Subjects: | War, Medical Treatment |
Describes the case of 'two disreputable foreigners,
Francis-Joseph Charles
Hapsburg
Franz Joseph I, Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary
(1830–1916)
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Frederick-William
Louis Hohenzollern
Wilhelm I, Emperor of Germany and King of
Prussia
(1797–1888)
CBD
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robbery with violence' on
Christian
Glucksbourg
Kristian IX, King of Denmark
(1818–1906)
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of Schleswig and Holstein by Prussia and Austria. Reports that the victim 'was
still unable to move without crutches, and complained of severe internal
injuries, causing serious intestinal damage', afflictions prompting his doctors
to recommend 'amputation' (i.e. the relinquishment of Schleswig and Holstein).
(252)
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