Science in the 19th Century Periodical

Punch, Or the London Charivari [1st]

Introductory Essay
Volume 51  (July to December 1866)
Punch,  51 (1866), iii–iv.

Preface

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Anon

Genre:

Short Fiction, Drollery

Subjects:

Societies, Medical Practitioners, Scientific Practitioners, Force, Physics, Metallurgy, Zoology, Palaeontology, Museums, Economic Geology


    Describes the 'Grand Reform Procession' along the Strand which is led by Mr Punch and his knights (iii). During the journey, the procession pass the clubland of Piccadilly where Mr Punch praises his 'brave Physicians', and also Michael Faraday Faraday, Michael (1791–1867) DSB
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(whom he urges to 'conserve' his 'forces'), John Percy Percy, John (1817–89) ODNB
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(who seems 'as strong as iron'), Richard Owen Owen, Richard (1804–92) DSB
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(whom Mr Punch asks when the 'beasts' in the British Museum British Museum
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will be moved), and Andrew C Ramsay Ramsay, Sir Andrew Crombie (1814–91) DSB
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(whom he asks about the coal supply) (iv).



Punch,  51 (1866), [v]–[viii].

Introduction

Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary; Notes



[1] Political Summary

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Disease, Astronomy

Institutions mentioned:

Atlantic Telegraph Company


    Notes the successful laying of an Atlantic telegraph cable between Britain and the United States, an outbreak of cholera in London, and a 'great meteoric shower' in November 1866 ([vi])



[2] Notes

Subjects:

Engineering, Telegraphy, Government, Patronage, Medical Practitioners, Public Health, Societies, Military Technology, Railways, Astronomy, Industry, Gender

Institutions mentioned:

Atlantic Telegraph Company


    Summarises articles on Cowper P Coles Coles, Cowper Phipps (1819–70) ODNB
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(Cowper P Coles, 'Captain Coles and His Turret-Ship', Punch, 51 (1866), 11), on a tunnel under the English Channel (, Navigans in Sicco, 'Under the Sea! Under the Sea!', Punch, 51 (1866), 15), on John Thwaites Thwaites, Sir John (1815–1870) ODNB
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and the opening of the Thames Embankment Thames Embankment
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(, Anon, '[Laying the First Stone of the Thames Embankment]', Punch, 51 (1866), 59), on the Atlantic telegraph cable (, Anon, 'A Geographical Error', Punch, 51 (1866), 60, , Anon, 'The Missing Link Found. The First Message of the Atlantic Telegraph—Friday, July 27, 1866', Punch, 51 (1866), 55, and , Charles S Keene, 'For Better or Worse', Punch, 51 (1866), [63]), on the knighthood conferred upon John Simon Simon, Sir John (1816–1904) ODNB
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(, Anon, 'Sanitary Honours', Punch, 51 (1866), 87), on William R Grove Grove, Sir William Robert (1811–96) DSB ODNB
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and the 1866 British Association British Association for the Advancement of Science
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meeting (, Anon, 'Grove and His Elephant; or, Ce N'est Que Le Premier Pas Qui Coüte', Punch, 51 (1866), 90, , Anon, 'The Philosophers at Nottingham', Punch, 51 (1866), 99) ([vii]). The article on Coles suggests that these 'Notes' were written long after 1866: the items on Coles and the Channel tunnel refer to Coles's death in 1870 and to a Channel tunnel project of 1876. This section also refers to another article on the Atlantic telegraph cable and mentions the knighthoods conferred on Richard A Glass Glass, Sir Richard Atwood (1820–73) ODNB
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, Samuel Canning Canning, Sir Samuel (1823–1908) ODNB
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, and William Thomson Thomson, Sir William (Baron Kelvin of Largs) (1824–1907) DSB
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(, Anon, 'Punch on the Low Wire, and Glass on the High Ropes', Punch, 51 (1866), 109–10). It also summarises articles on election bribery (, John Tenniel, 'Bribery and Corruption', Punch, 51 (1866), [113]), on the cost of British armaments (, Anon, 'The War Blacksmith (after Longfellow)', Punch, 51 (1866), 132), the bankruptcy of the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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(, Anon, 'The Road to Ruin', Punch, 51 (1866), 172), a meteor shower (, George L P B Du Maurier, 'A Passion for Astronomy', Punch, 51 (1866), 222), John Bright's Bright, John (1811–89) ODNB
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political address in Dublin (, John Tenniel, 'Dr. Dulcamara in Dublin', Punch, 51 (1866), [193]), Queen Victoria's Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and Empress of India (1819–1901) ODNB
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visit to industrial Wolverhampton (, Anon, 'The Queen in the Black Country', Punch, 51 (1866), 238), the trial of a quack (, Anon, 'The Quack's Farthing', Punch, 51 (1866), 239), and the activities of an 'American Lady Doctor', Mary Walker Walker, Mary (1832–1919) WBI
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(, Anon, 'A Plea for Pantaloons', Punch, 51 (1866), 258). ([viii])




Punch,  51 (1866), 1.

Our Opening Article

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Anon

Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Environmentalism


Punch,  51 (1866), 2.

Our Coal and Our Country

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Optimist, Hinnom Place, Bethnal Green Optimist
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Government, Economic Geology, Energy, Commerce, Nationalism, Environmentalism, Futurism, Electricity, Architecture, Pollution


    Begins by noting how 'provident and philosophical alarmists' have urged 'the Legislature' to consider England's dwindling coal measures, but then concentrates on the future of the nation's 'superficies'. Argues that with the present growth of factories and population, the 'face' of the earth, as well as its 'bowels' will be 'used up'. Anticipates that the surface of England will become a 'hotbed studded with aggregations of bricks and mortar' and spoiled by factory smoke, and that the 'country may be completely spoiled long ere the coal that sustained its progress is nearly gone'. However, the author expresses his confidence in the discovery of solutions to these problems: he anticipates the discovery of a cheap way of storing atmospheric electricity and the adoption of a system of 'vertical elevation instead of lateral extension' in buildings. The higher these buildings rise, he concludes, 'the less will Posterity be troubled with any amount of smoke which it may be unable to consume'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 4.

Two Eighteenths of June

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, War, Politics


    The article begins with an explanatory note: 'The declaration of war between Austria and Prussia was exchanged on the 18th of June [a reference to the Austro-Prussian war of 1866], the anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo'. Describes the observations of a battle-weary 'England' in the aftermath of the Battle of Waterloo. Represents the warring European nations as eagles that 'England' sees grappling 'stark, / For life and death, with beak and claw', then 'bind / The conquered Eagle [France], as he lay, / Baffled and bleeding, bruised and blind', and later, sitting 'grave and grim, / To rend [...] "freed" Europe, limb by limb'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 4.

Criminals and Paupers

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Anon

Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Crime, Disease, Health, Hospitals, Mental Illness, Quackery, Class


    A description, and implicit criticism of, the inhumane methods adopted in Britain for treating criminals. Describes how the criminal is confined in overcrowded sick wards where he is exposed to the diseases of 'the asthmatic and consumptive' and to the 'beds of paupers dying of infectious cholera or fever'. He is propped up with hard pillows taken from a death bed and given 'physic by hap-hazard, measured by the rule of tipsy', and in general allowed to 'slowly rot to death'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 10.

All the Difference

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Gender, Amusement


    Shows a young woman approaching her mother in a parlour. The mother disapproves of her daughter's plans to visit the Zoological Society Gardens Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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because she does not like 'people looking at beasts on Sunday!'. She finally gives her consent, however, when her daughter points out that people go there to 'look at each other'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 10.

Speeches by an Old Smoker

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Anon

Genre:

Dialogue, Spoof

Subjects:

Disease, Medical Treatment, Gender


    Addressing an imaginary friend, the old smoker offers advice on how to cure such complaints as gout and rheumatism, arguing that 'a wife', a 'ministering angel in the time of trouble', is the solution to the problem.



Punch,  51 (1866), 11.

Captain Coles Coles, Cowper Phipps (1819–70) ODNB
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and His Turret-Ship

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C H B, pseud.  [Cowper P Coles] Coles, Cowper Phipps (1819–70) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, War, Politics


    A representation of the activity surrounding the launch of Coles's turret-ship from Portsmouth Dockyard Royal Navy—Portsmouth Dockyard
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. Each image has a caption which is written in pseudo-Middle English. In the centre sits a smiling Cole on his 'Tvrret Shyppe'. Beneath his ships sit four lords of the Admiralty Admiralty
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'tvrning their backs' on Cole: they look worried by his activities—an allusion to the Admiralty's resistance to Coles's turret-ship. On the right hand side, several ships are seen carrying giant cannon balls and gunpowder, while on the left the passengers of a pleasure yacht are crushed by a cannon ball fired from one of the ships. Several people stand on a pier observing this activity through telescopes. At the bottom, several smaller vessels are seen carrying such dangerous substances as 'Gvn Cotton and Nitro-Glycerin', and 'Lvcifere Matches'.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 13.

Question and Answer

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Human Species, Human Development, Religion


    Shows a young girl standing before her mother who sits on a chair in a drawing room. The mother asks her daughter to identify 'the first man' and 'the first woman'. Learning from her mother that the correct answer to the first question is 'Adam', the girl suggests 'Madam' as the answer to the second.



Punch,  51 (1866), 14.

Music and Madness

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Mental Illness, Cultural Geography


    Discusses an article describing how the General Board of Commissioners in Lunacy for Scotland General Board of Commissioners in Lunacy for Scotland
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reported a case of a man brought to a lunatic asylum on the grounds that he had 'a great desire to appear conspicuous as a musician'. Punch thinks this is why Scotland has 'never produced a great composer'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 15.

Under the Sea! Under the Sea!

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Genre:

Letter, Spoof; Song, Spoof

Subjects:

Engineering, Transport, Steamships, Travel, Disease


    Begins by welcoming John Hawkshaw's Hawkshaw, Sir John (1811–91) ODNB
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proposal to construct a tunnel under the English Channel. Calls for advertisements to be 'got ready at once' bearing the message 'NO MORE SEA-SICKNESS!'. Suggests numerous features to be placed in the tunnel, including trees, a hotel, fresh water lakes and birds, and envisages that the tunnel could be made of glass so that passengers could see 'the wonders of the deep outside'. Concludes by hoping that Hawkshaw's '"boring" will be satisfactory' and as a postscript adds a song which further praises the advantages of the tunnel over Channel crossings by sea.



Punch,  51 (1866), 19.

"A Charge of Horning"

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Animal Husbandry, Disease, Crime


    Discusses a report in the 'Scotch papers' of a cow which, on attempting to open the doors of a Montrose jail, was 'ill-used' for infringing the Rinderpest laws. Believes this is 'touching proof of the progress of intelligence among the inferior creation' but thinks the cow should be treated kindly because it has more sense than the 'framers' of the Rinderpest regulations.



Punch,  51 (1866), 22.

Turn and Turn About

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Disease, Class, Utilitarianism, Government, Politics


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Punch,  51 (1866), 24.

"Too Late?"

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

War, Telegraphy


Punch,  51 (1866), 25.

Something Better than Beef

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Nutrition, Animal Husbandry, Cultural Geography


    Discusses news of a banquet held in Paris 'in honour of the introduction of horse-flesh as an article of food'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 31.

Mr. Punch at Wimbledon

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Anon

Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Military Technology, Expertise


    The initial letter forms part of an illustration showing three breech-loading guns, two of which stand on small human legs and have military hats over their barrels, while the third gun hangs on a nail with its barrel open. The article describes Mr Punch's visit to a camp at Wimbledon where he inspected the skills of riflemen. Notes how Mr Punch held 'some conversation with himself on the subject of the needle-gun [a new type of rifle invented by Johann N von Dreyse Dreyse, Johann Nikolaus von (1787–1867) WBI
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in Prussia] and breechloaders in general' and concluded that the 'ramrod' would be scarce in the following year's meeting at Wimbledon. Later notes Mr Punch's explanation of the greater efficiency of a breech-loader compared with a muzzle-loader.



Punch,  51 (1866), 31.

The Needle-Gun

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Anon

Genre:

Song

Subjects:

Military Technology, War


    Sung to the tune of 'The Dog's Meat Man', this song begins by praising the formidable power of the new 'Prussian Rifle', a weapon that 'Has to be loaded at the breech; / Five times for each mouth-loader's one' and which can 'knock over men like fun'. Proceeds to explain how the gun gave Prussia a 'murderous advantage' in its recent war with the 'Danish states', and warns of the dangers posed by the weapon for a similar invasion of England by a 'tyrant-thief'. Notes how the weapon helped Prussia's 'execution [...] upon Austria' and concludes by questioning whether England can equal this weapon and by warning that the 'skill at Wimbledon' (see Anon, 'Mr. Punch at Wimbledon', Punch, 51 (1866), 31) is not enough to withstand the new gun.



Punch,  51 (1866), 31.

Dialogue

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Anon

Genre:

Dialogue, Drollery

Subjects:

Spiritualism

People mentioned:

Daniel D Home Home, Daniel Dunglas (1833–86) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 31.

The New Judge

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Anon

Genre:

Miscellaneous, Drollery

Subjects:

Steamships, Steam-power

Institutions mentioned:

SS Great Eastern Great Eastern, ship
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Punch,  51 (1866), 32.

A Workhouse Reform Bill Wanted

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Anon

Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Utilitarianism, Class, Politics, Government, Crime, Health, Disease, Nutrition, Animal Behaviour, Cultural Geography, Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners


    Noting the fall from office of the 'champion of Reformers', William E Gladstone Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–98) ODNB
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, argues that 'though nothing can be done now towards reforming of the House [of Commons] House of Commons
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, surely something may be done towards reforming of the Workhouse'. Laments the fact that in England 'we really treat our paupers worse far worse than our criminals', comparing the 'half starved' paupers to the well-fed 'gaol-birds'. Condemns the governors of workhouses and the practice of killing the poor in 'foul rooms' as behaviour comparable to that found in 'savage nations'. Hopes the 'Tory besoms' that form the new government will 'sweep clean' the workhouses and ensure that the poor are given better food and medical treatment by competent and sober nurses.



Punch,  51 (1866), 33.

Carol by a Country Bumpkin

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Anon

Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Physiognomy, Animal Behaviour


Punch,  51 (1866), 33.

Presentable in Russia

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, War


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Punch,  51 (1866), 35.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Railways, Transport, Political Economy, Cultural Geography, Religious Authority, Religion, Education, Mathematics, Mechanics, Economic Geology, Geology


    Notes Benjamin Disraeli's Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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adoption of the previous (Liberal) government's proposal to 'lend public money to the Irish Railways' and John S Mill's Mill, John Stuart (1806–73) DSB
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argument that, in its handling of Ireland, the government seemed to be violating the 'rules of common sense, of political economy, and of professional etiquette'. Proceeds to a further debate on Ireland which prompts Punch to criticise Irish Catholics for preventing their sons from being 'taught algebra and the Greek Chorus by people who do not believe in the Immaculate Conception, any more than ultra-Churchmen will allow their children to learn [...] hydraulics from Baptists'. Later notes the appointment of a Royal Commission on Coal Royal Commission on Coal
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'to inquire into the question whether the supply will last our time', and states that John Percy Percy, John (1817–89) ODNB
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, Andrew C Ramsay Ramsay, Sir Andrew Crombie (1814–91) DSB
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, Roderick I Murchison Murchison, Sir Roderick Impey, 1st Baronet (1792–1871) DSBODNB
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, and Joseph Prestwich Prestwich, Sir Joseph (1812–96) DSB
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have been appointed to serve on the commission.



Punch,  51 (1866), 36.

Horse on the Table

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Nutrition, Animal Behaviour


Punch,  51 (1866), 36.

Happy Thoughts  [3/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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[Francis C Burnand] Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley (1836–1917) ODNB
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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Supernaturalism, Animal Behaviour

Reprinted:

Burnand 1868 Burnand, Francis Cowley 1868. Happy Thoughts, London: Bradbury, Evans & Co.
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Punch,  51 (1866), 43.

Anglican Ape-Show

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Zoology, Religious Authority


    Suggests that an 'enterprising showman' could dress monkeys in the 'cloths affected by the ritualists' and exhibit them in 'the various districts infested by parsons who ape Roman Catholic priests'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 44.

A Shame to St. Pancras

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Utilitarianism, Class, Health, Government, Politics, Medical Treatment


    Discusses a report of a meeting of the St Pancras Poor Law Union St Pancras Poor Law Union
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who considered a proposal to hire a paid nurse to help relieve the sick wards of its overcrowded workhouse. Believes that the 'benediction of Saint Pancras Pancras, Saint (d. 304) CBD
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' will be conferred on the 'master, the committee, and the surgeon of the parish', but that the same saint will not be pleased to learn that the poor-law guardians narrowly voted that the subject of the proposal be postponed, and that this result owed much to the fact that the 'Bumbles' were attending a feast rather than considering this important business. (The reference is to the parish beadle Bumble in Charles Dickens's Dickens, Charles (1837–96) ODNB
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Oliver Twist [Dickens, Charles John Huffam] 1838. Oliver Twist; or, The Parish Boy's Progress, 3 vols, London: Richard Bentley
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.) Wishes St Pancras would 'strengthen' Prime Minister Edward G G S Stanley (14th Earl of Derby) Stanley, Edward George Geoffrey Smith, 14th Earl of Derby (1799–1869) ODNB
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in his 'determination to effect a Workhouse Reform', and urges the need to stop such evils as the 'ulcers and bed-sores' suffered by paupers and the 'barbarous procrastination' of the poor law guardians.



Punch,  51 (1866), 44.

Humiliating Meditation

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A Dyspeptic Poet Dyspeptic Poet, A
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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Disease, Health, Metaphysics, Feeling


    Considers the 'puzzling sympathy 'twixt souls and stomach' that is suggested by the link between pains of the body and depression of the soul.



Punch,  51 (1866), 44.

Answer to Mary Anne

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Domestic Economy


Punch,  51 (1866), 45.

A Perilous Journey by Water

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Anon

Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

wdct. [14]

Subjects:

Steamships, Transport, Gender


    Represents the problems encountered by Mrs Trott on her voyage from London Bridge to Chelsea by steamboat. She is involved in numerous mishaps including being crushed by the funnel of the vessel.



Punch,  51 (1866), 46.

Similia Similibus

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Animal Husbandry, Disease, Homeopathy


    Suggests that 'an infinitesimal scraping of cheese-rind' would be 'found as effectual a homeopathic remedy as any other for rinderpest'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 46.

"Ready, Aye Ready"

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Steamships, Military Technology, Cultural Geography, Progress, Patronage, Technology, Government, Politics


    Reflects on news that the American ship, the USS Miantonomoh USS Miantonomoh
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, has crossed the Atlantic. Believes that by the time England has built a similar vessel, the Americans will have invented a 'diving-boat' and 'huge steam-rams' to sink such vessels. Suggests that the Americans 'will doubtless be wiser than to throw away powder and shot on experiments on gunnery on vessels that show but six inches above the water', and adds that the Americans may 'buy the idea' of their new 'contrivances' from 'an Englishman who will have had the offer of it rejected' by his countrymen. Concludes by hoping that war does not break out between England and America in which the latter would have the advantage.



Punch,  51 (1866), 46.

Interesting Intelligence

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Anon

Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, Religion


    'It is said that an exhibition of the Converted Rifles [a reference to Jacob Snider's Snider, Jacob (1820–66) WBI
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converted muzzle-loaders] will shortly take place at Exeter Hall Exeter Hall, Strand
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[London's leading Evangelical venue, and consequently a site for religious conversions]'.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 48–49.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Politics, Government, Museums, Telegraphy


    Notes a debate on the British Museum British Museum
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, asking when 'the black-beetles, toads, and lobster shells' will be ejected from it, and later notes the announcement of the laying of the 'Atlantic Telegraph' to America (48).



Punch,  51 (1866), 50.

Wholesale Infanticide

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Anon

Genre:

Miscellaneous, Drollery

Subjects:

Human Development, Crime, Sanitation


Punch,  51 (1866), 53.

Columbus Columbus, Christopher (1451–1506) CBD
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for the Calendar

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News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Exploration, Discovery, Miracle, Religious Authority, Religion


    Discusses a Morning Post Morning Post and Daily Advertising Pamphlet (1772–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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canonised may be blocked by the Congregation of Rites because the explorer does not meet the requirement of 'having performed three well authenticated miracles'. Considers Columbus's discovery of a 'new world' to be 'probably as great a miracle' as any performed by a saint, and the explorer's conversion of the new world to Christianity as well authenticated as any miracle. Having listed two 'miracles' performed by Columbus, the writer ironically claims that his third was 'making the egg stand upright'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 53.

Something Racy

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Nutrition, Animal Husbandry, Language


Punch,  51 (1866), 53.

Something Like a Telegraph

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Technology, Time


Punch,  51 (1866), 54.

Hospital Teaching

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Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Hospitals, Disease, War, Politics, Morality


    Begins by upholding the 'salutary' experience of walking through hospitals, an act that 'induces pity and compassion' and refinement of the mind. Wonders whether kings and emperors would have their minds refined by the sight of suffering, and urges that they should walk through hospitals where they might rethink their plans for war. Draws attention to the villages of Germany, where 'thousands of creatures' lie slain from sword and gun wounds, and wonders whether the hearts of kings and emperors would be softened by this harrowing sight. This is a response to the bloody 'Seven Weeks' War' in which the Prussian army attacked Austria and the German states who were hostile to the attempt of Otto E L von Bismarck (Count of Bismarck-Schönhausen) Bismarck, Prince Otto Edward Leopold von, Duke of Lauenburg (1815–98) CBD
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to create a new German confederation.



Punch,  51 (1866), 55.

The Skeleton in the House

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Genre:

Extract, Reminiscences, Spoof

Subjects:

Politics, Government, Disease, Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners, Homeopathy, Analogy


    Putatively extracted from 'Mrs. Politic's Random Recollections', this describes the great reforms to the British 'Constitution' as if they were treatments administered to the diseased Mr Constitution by various reformist statesmen. Explains how old Constitution was 'the son of a Carter [a reference to the Magna Carta]' and that, owing to his weakness of the 'chest [treasury]', 'two celebrated physicians, DR. GREY Grey, Charles, 1st Baron Grey, 1st Viscount Howick, and 2nd Earl Grey (1764–1845) ODNB
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and DR. RUSSELL Russell, Lord John, 1st Earl Russell (1792–1878) ODNB
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', 'put him on poor man's plaster [a reference to the Reform Act of 1832]' and finally 'brought him round'. Explains that years later 'old Mr. Constitution' suffered greatly from weakness of the 'chest', and that this time Dr Russell and his 'assistant' Dr Gladstone Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–98) ODNB
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urged that the patient have a 'much stronger and bigger' poor man's plaster. However, Mr Constitution's 'rich relations' protested that he was not weak of the chest, which caused Russell and Gladstone to 'throw up the case'. Describes how Dr Derby Stanley, Edward George Geoffrey Smith, 14th Earl of Derby (1799–1869) ODNB
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, who 'practises homeopathy' and gives 'very small doses' [i.e. gradual political measures], and Mr Benjamin Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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, stood by the bedside of the sick old Mr Constitution. Mr Benjamin heard a 'skeleton in the House', groaning outside the sickroom, but Dr Derby observed: 'we had better keep our places [in government]' and merely 'cut' the 'knot in the curtains'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 55.

The Missing Link Found. The First Message of the Atlantic Telegraph—Friday, July 27, 1866

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Technology, Electricity, Politics, War, Internationalism, Commerce

Institutions mentioned:

Atlantic Telegraph Company


    Written from the perspective of an Irishman who offers a 'word to John Bull [...] from the little Glass-house' in Foïl-hummerum Bay'—a reference to the telegraph station of Richard A Glass Glass, Sir Richard Atwood (1820–73) ODNB
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on the West Coast of Ireland from which the Atlantic telegraph was laid. He describes how the 'Sthripes and the Stars [...] laughs at bould Neptune's broad back laid between' the Old World and the New, and 'sets the big battheries a blaze at long range, / that makes friends out of foes wid each shot they exchange'. Notes that Neptune's back has been made 'Mighty sore' after being 'probed by deep sounding lead', and his sleep has been 'spoilt wid wires laid the length of his bed'. Toasts the various ways in which the Atlantic telegraph has united Britain and the United States, noting how 'they pass rate of markets, and news o' the day, / As if Atlantic was out o' the way', and 'free to shake hands' like 'neighbours' across a street. Thinks that 'John Bull' has 'ould Ireland' to thank for this accomplishment and hopes that the latter will also cause greater harmony between Britain and Ireland. Points out that although Ireland was seen as the country that would bring the 'Yankees' and subversive Republican politics to Britain, it brought Yankees 'for Peace not for War' and that the telegraph cable 'fastens the anchor of Hope'. Concludes by praising the good-will that can be 'flashed' through the telegraph between Ireland, Britain, and the United States.



Punch,  51 (1866), 56.

Our Military Correspondent at Mile End

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George Goosestep Goosestep, George
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, War, Politics


    Describes how the author related details of the 'Battle of Sad'war' [a reference to the battle of Sadowa, which was one of the decisive conflicts of the Austro-Prussian War] to his uncle who is an aged and conservative sergeant-major. His uncle mocks the alleged capabilities of the Prussian breech-loading needle-gun, which wreaked such havoc on the Austrians, and upholds the powers of the Brown Bess rifle.



Punch,  51 (1866), 56.

A Good Work

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Utilitarianism, Health, Sanitation


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Punch,  51 (1866), 57–58.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Disease, Public Health, Supernaturalism, Religion, Meteorology, Patronage, Military Technology, War, Railways, Transport, Commerce, Environmentalism


    Reports on a discussion in the House of Lords House of Lords
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concerning the recent outbreak of cholera, an epidemic that prompted the House of Commons House of Commons
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to do what it could 'in the way of legislation for public health'. Punch adds that 'The Prayer has, unhappily become an anachronism' as a means of abating the epidemic. Later notes the remodelling of the Meteorological Office Meteorological Office
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and hopes that the subscription for the family of the late Robert Fitzroy Fitzroy, Robert (1805–65) DSB
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is 'still being increased'. Praises the government for abandoning its expensive plans for building new fortifications at Chatham and Tilbury. Following remarks by the president of the Board of Trade Board of Trade
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, Stafford H Northcote Northcote, Sir Stafford Henry, 1st Baron Iddesleigh (1818–87) ODNB
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, on the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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, Punch insists that the public should have protection against creditors for this company that has 'enormous powers' and destroys 'whole suburbs'. (57)



Punch,  51 (1866), 59.

[Laying the First Stone of the Thames Embankment Thames Embankment
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]

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Engineering

People mentioned:

John Thwaites, Thwaites, Sir John (1815–1870) ODNB
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William Tite Tite, Sir William (1798–1873) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 60.

King Cholera's Right Hand Man

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Disease, Government, Politics, Public Health, Sanitation


    Written from the perspective of King Cholera, who begins by calling for a clear path for his 'cold blue scythe of Death' and for the 'incense of wasted breath' on which he flourishes. Reveals that it is 'BUMBLE THE GREAT', not 'Filth, Stench, Hunger, or Cold', who is King Cholera's 'right hand'. His 'peals' for 'anti-centralisation' and 'penny-wisdom' arms Cholera's hand, he has caused the 'open water butt' to 'drink the breath / Of plague', and his 'flabby heart and leaden skull [...] keep the rates down and the dead-house full'. Concludes by hoping that Bumble and his 'Local Self-Government hobby' will continue to promote his evil enterprise. (The reference is to the parish beadle Bumble from Charles Dickens's Dickens, Charles (1837–96) ODNB
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Oliver Twist [Dickens, Charles John Huffam] 1838. Oliver Twist; or, The Parish Boy's Progress, 3 vols, London: Richard Bentley
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.)



Punch,  51 (1866), 60.

Stereoscopic View of a Reform Meeting

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Genre:

Introduction; Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Light, Instruments, Politics


    Introduces 'Conservative' and 'Liberal' accounts of the same 'Reform meeting at the Agricultural Hall Agricultural Hall, Islington
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'. These reports are printed in parallel columns as if they were images to be viewed through a stereoscope.



Punch,  51 (1866), 60.

A Geographical Error

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Genre:

Editorial Reply, Spoof

Subjects:

Physical Geography, Electricity, Telegraphy, Language


Punch,  51 (1866), [63].

For Better or Worse

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C K, pseud.  [Charles S Keene] Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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C K, pseud.  [Charles S Keene] Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Telegraphy, Technology, Comparative Philology, Internationalism

Institutions mentioned:

Atlantic Telegraph Company


    Shows Neptune wrapped in lengths of the recently laid Atlantic telegraph cable, rising out of the Atlantic. On the right, Britannia stands with her shield and bow lowered in an apparent gesture of peace. On the left, Brother Jonathan (the personification of the United States of America) kneels in respect on the distant shores of the United States. Britannia and Jonathan receive the blessing of the 'Heavy Father' [because laden in iron cable] of the sea for reconciling each other with the telegraph.



Punch,  51 (1866), 65.

The Gods and Little Fishes; or, Whitebait at Greenwich

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Military Technology, Utilitarianism, Disease, Government

People mentioned:

Edward J Reed, Reed, Sir Edward James (1830–1906) ODNB
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Cowper P Coles Coles, Cowper Phipps (1819–70) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 65.

How to Become Invisible

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Light, Magic, Botany, Comparative Philology


    Denies the claim that the 'fern-seed' confers the 'gift of invisibility' but explains that by wearing a 'seedy suit' 'your acquaintance will pass you [in the street] without seeing you'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 66.

A Picture of Intelligence

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Crime, Physiognomy


    Discusses an apparently confusing report of a man accused of murder which stresses that the accused appeared to be 'dogged and indifferent' but that his appearance did not suggest 'an absence of a low order of intellectual faculty'. Insists that the appearance of somebody with a 'dogged' demeanour does not indicate low intellectual ability, but on the contrary suggests high intellectual ability. Argues that the report should have stated that despite having a 'dogged' demeanour, the appearance of the accused 'did not betoken an absolute idiot'. Concludes by suggesting that if the 'physiognomist' quoted meant to argue that such criminal features as 'thick neck' and 'peculiarly hanging beetle brows' were signs of intelligence then he should 're-edit LAVATER Lavater, Johann Kaspar (1741–1801) CBD
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Punch,  51 (1866), 67.

Conversation and Conversion

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology


Punch,  51 (1866), 68.

Happy Thoughts  [4/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Astronomy, Observation, Instruments

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Burnand 1868 Burnand, Francis Cowley 1868. Happy Thoughts, London: Bradbury, Evans & Co.
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Punch,  51 (1866), 68.

We Defy Omens

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Electricity, Comparative Philology


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Punch,  51 (1866), 70.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Public Health, Sanitation, Military Technology, War, Disease, Supernaturalism, Religion


    Discusses the progress of a public health bill, which Mr Punch hopes will thwart 'any vestryman, Blackguardian, municipal councillor, beadle or other obstructive'. Notes Gathorne Gathorne-Hardy's Gathorne-Hardy, Gathorne, 1st Earl of Cranbrook (1814–1906) ODNB
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reassurances that the 'new Health Act would do good' and that local authorities would have their powers 'transferred' if they failed to deal with problems of public health. Notes Gathorne-Hardy's proposed bill for dealing with those local authorities that neglect sanitation problems and urges that the bill should be framed in the expectation that authorities will have failed do their duty in the interim. Later notes remarks made by John S Pakington Pakington, John Somerset, 1st Baron Hampton (1799–1880) ODNB
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(the first lord of the Admiralty Admiralty
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) on the 'unsatisfactory condition' of the Royal Navy Royal Navy
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, including the small number of ships ready for emergencies. Also reports the communication (by Frederick Thesiger (1st Baron Chelmsford) Thesiger, Frederick, 1st Baron Chelmsford (1794–1878) ODNB
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) of messages from Queen Victoria Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and Empress of India (1819–1901) ODNB
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, who 'Deplored the Visitation of the Cholera', gave 'directions for Prayer', and 'cordially approved Legislative remedies that had been provided'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 70.

Railway Arrangement

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Gender


Punch,  51 (1866), 71.

The Queen of the Sea

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Nationalism, War, Military Technology, Steamships, Progress, Commerce


    Ironically upholds the reign of Britannia over the sea while describing the deficiencies of Britain's Royal Navy Royal Navy
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. Notes that while Britain is now using iron to clad its ships it has no 'sea-walls', but that Britannia is still 'Queen of the Sea'. Points out that although Britain has far fewer ironclads than 'Other nations' and has spent 'seven millions' on apparently useless naval 'experiments', Britain is more vulnerable to attack but still reigns the sea. Concludes by hoping that 'with all maritime Powers, / That we still shall contrive to agree, / Whilst creating a fleet, / Fit their navies to meet'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 71.

Who Writes the Time-Books?

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Vagabundus Vagbundus
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Time, Reading


Punch,  51 (1866), 71.

Animal Instinct

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Zoology, Animal Behaviour


    Reports on a purported conversation between the 'Sea-Bear' at the Zoological Society Gardens Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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and his keeper, concerning the death of the 'Sea-Cow'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 72.

The Fleet of the Future

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Poetry

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, Government, Politics, Controversy, Industry, Commerce, Amateurism

Institutions mentioned:

Royal Navy Royal Navy
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    An implicit criticism of some of the reasons for the delay in the appearance of Britain's 'Fleet of the Future'. It begins by anticipating that this goal may be reached when the 'great case of COLES v. REED has been tried'. This is a reference to Cowper P Coles's Coles, Cowper Phipps (1819–70) ODNB
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conflict with Edward J Reed Reed, Sir Edward James (1830–1906) ODNB
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over the design of naval warships: Coles favours guns mounted on armoured 'cupolas', whereas Reed prefers guns situated behind a ship's armoured 'broadside'. Notes the conflict between those who want better armour plating and those who argue for improved guns, the battle between 'Wood and iron, armour and none', and the conflict between those who favour the Monitor Monitor, ship
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[an American ironclad] design and the HMS Achilles HMS Achilles
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[a British broadside ironclad] design. Proceeds to criticize the fact that this futuristic fleet is invisible and 'always about to be', but fails to appear despite the expenditure of 'millions', the meetings of 'Board after Board' of the Admiralty Admiralty
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, and the apparently vain efforts of Clarence E Paget Paget, Lord Clarence Edward (1811–95) ODNB
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, Edward A St Maur (12th Duke of Somerset St Maur [formerly Seymour], Edward Adolphus, 12th Duke of Somerset (1804–85) ODNB
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), James Stansfield Stansfeld, Sir James (1820–1898) ODNB
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, and Hugh C E Childers Childers, Hugh Culling Eardley (1827–96) ODNB
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. Asks whether the fleet will appear when the 'Dockyard waste is at an end' or 'When we set ship-builders to building of ships', and thinks this will only happen when 'bungling' and 'ignorant' naval officers 'learn / A little about the vast concern'. Concludes by lamenting the fact that John Bull will have to sustain 'Routine' leading 'Common Sense / Through the quicksands of waste' and the 'slough of expense' and create a new 'Admiralty Augean' before the new fleet is seen.



Punch,  51 (1866), [73].

"The Critic" (Slightly Altered)

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, Nationalism

Institutions mentioned:

Royal Navy Royal Navy
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    Inspired by the plot of Sheridan 1781 Sheridan, Richard Brinsley 1781. The Critic; or, A Tragedy Rehearsed: A Dramatic Piece in Three Acts, As it is Performed at the Theatre Royal in Drury Lane, London: T. Becket
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, this shows Tilburnia, daughter of the governor of Tilbury fort, pointing over some battlements to the sea, and looking apprehensively at the First Lord of the Admiralty Admiralty
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. Tilburnia claims that she can see the 'fleets approach', but the first sea-lord warns her that 'The British fleet thou canst not see—Because it is Not yet in sight!'. Similar to , Anon, '"The Critic" (Slightly Altered)', Punch, 51 (1866), [73], this criticizes the perpetual delays to the completion of a new British fleet.



Punch,  51 (1866), 76.

Ichthyological

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery; Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Religion, Zoology, Language


Punch,  51 (1866), 77.

Celebrity for Samuel, Brothers

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Societies, Medical Practitioners, Physiology, Discovery


    Discusses news of the establishment of the 'Sydenham' medical club—a reference to the Sydenham Society Sydenham Society
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. Criticises the founders for naming their club after Thomas Sydenham Sydenham, Thomas (1624–89) DSB
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, whom they regard as the 'celebrated Physician of the time of CHARLES THE FIRST Charles I, King of England, Scotland and Ireland (1600–49) ODNB
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'. Insists that the society should have been called the 'Harvey Club' since William Harvey Harvey, William (1578–1657) DSB
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was the 'discoverer of the circulation of the blood' and is a 'greater name' than Sydenham. Adds that this title would have stopped people nicknaming the society 'The Seventeen-six'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 77.

La Mer de Glace

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Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Engineering, Invention, Aeronautics, Comparative Philology, Internationalism


    Begins with two epigraphs. The first, from Horace's Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus) (65–8 BC) CBD
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Pindaric Ode on the myth of Icarus ( '—Vitreo daturus / Nomina ponto'), refers to the fact that Icarus gave his name to a 'glassy sea'. The second reads 'CANNING Canning, Sir Samuel (1823–1908) ODNB
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to GLASS Glass, Sir Richard Atwood (1820–73) ODNB
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', which was the first message sent through the Atlantic telegraph cable, and was reported in The Times The Times (1777–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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. Playing on the name of the telegraph projector Glass, the poem begins by lamenting the fate of Icarus who was given wings by Daedalus but because 'Fair Science' was then 'weak in infancy', fell to the 'glassy wave'. However, it explains how, after 'centuries' there appeared a 'full-armed Goddess [...] strong with diviner will', and that 'another' Daedalus 'comes, to join / Two worlds in one magic chain [the telegraph]'. Concludes by noting how 'all the world' hails the 'sea of peace, the Sea of GLASS'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 79.

Our Wooden Walls

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Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Military Technology, Progress, Cultural Geography


    Asks why 'obsolete old wooden yellow hulks' are left rotting in naval dockyards, pointing out that such vessels are useless in the face of such warships as the American ship, USS Miantonomoh USS Miantonomoh
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, and that they are too expensive to paint.



Punch,  51 (1866), 78.

Evident

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Domestic Economy


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Punch,  51 (1866), 80.

Breakdown of the Barbarous Line

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Environmentalism


Punch,  51 (1866), 81.

An Incomparable Paving Material

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Steamships, Manufactories, Metallurgy


    Discusses 'Seeley's' (possibly Robert B Seeley Seeley, Robert Benton (1798–1886) ODNB
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) claim that dockyards are paved with 'the best cold-blast iron'. Believes this costly venture shows the ignorance and incompetence of the Admiralty Admiralty
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.



Punch,  51 (1866), 85.

Hardy Hoodwinked

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Utilitarianism, Class, Disease, Health, Crime, Morality, Politics


    Begins by noting Gathorne Gathorne-Hardy's Gathorne-Hardy, Gathorne, 1st Earl of Cranbrook (1814–1906) ODNB
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assurances that 'Local Self-Government' would be put on trial if it could be shown to be causing 'inhumanity' to sick paupers, but insists that Gathorne-Hardy and John Bull disagree about the 'mode of trial'. Proceeds to note several cases of cruelty brought against Bumble for inhumanity to sick workhouse paupers. (The reference is to the parish beadle Bumble in Charles Dickens's Dickens, Charles (1837–96) ODNB
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Oliver Twist [Dickens, Charles John Huffam] 1838. Oliver Twist; or, The Parish Boy's Progress, 3 vols, London: Richard Bentley
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.) Reveals that in a recent trial of a poor law union guardian, the public jury found him guilty of 'grossest inhumanity'. Criticises Gathorne-Hardy's proposal to have juries of Bumbles deciding cases of Bumbles, a situation that it expects will result in the acquittal and 'whitewashing' of the guardians. Presents an extract from the trial of a Shoreditch poor law guardian accused of severe misconduct towards a sick pauper, and considers the trial of this guardian by his colleagues to be a 'farce'. Urges that Mr Punch calls for 'a new trial' in the Shoreditch inquiry, a trial in which Bumbles would take no part except as witnesses or as the accused.



Punch,  51 (1866), 85.

Wanted Iron Wales

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, Progress, Internationalism, Manufactories, Industry

Institutions mentioned:

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    Beginning with the conventional assertion that the shoemaker's wife 'is always the worse shod woman in the world', the writer laments the fact that 'All the maritime nations of the earth are armed with iron-clads designed by, or after Cowper P Coles Coles, Cowper Phipps (1819–70) ODNB
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, and most built in British Dockyards', and that Britannia is even behind Brazil in 'naval armaments'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 86–87.

Happy Thoughts  [6/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Military Technology

People mentioned:

Joseph Whitworth Whitworth, Sir Joseph, 1st Baronet (1803–87) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 87.

Sanitary Honours

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Genre:

News-Commentary

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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Sanitation, Instruments, Public Health, Exploration, Patronage, Government


    The initial letter forms part of an illustration showing an Egyptian hieroglyph depicting a woman blowing into an instrument for spraying a mist (possibly an antiseptic fluid). The author relishes news that James A Grant Grant, James Augustus (1827–92) ODNB
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has been made a Companion of the Bath, but suggests that this honour would have been better conferred on the sanitation reformer John Simon Simon, Sir John (1816–1904) ODNB
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who could 'enforce the Order of the Bath' on people constituting nuisances 'by a neglect of ablution'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 87.

A Blue Look-out

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News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Meteorology, Disease


    Notes James Glaisher's Glaisher, James (1809–1903) DSB
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claim that a 'blue fog' that he has discovered at Greenwich might be the cause of cholera, although Punch thinks 'blue funk' is a more likely cause.



Punch,  51 (1866), 88.

"Lost to Sight, to Memory Dear!"

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News-Commentary

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, Commerce, Politics


    Noting the Admiralty's Admiralty
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expenditure of 'twelve millions yearly' on the Royal Navy Royal Navy
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, which has resulted in 'no ships', suggests that 'our men of war' be called 'our invisibles' rather than 'our invincibles'.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 90.

Grove and His Elephant; or, Ce N'est Que Le Premier Pas Qui Coüte

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Societies, Scientific Practitioners, Mapping, Geology, Ether, Light, Spectroscopy, Heat, Electricity, Magnetism, Cell Biology, Vitalism, Energy, Force, Matter Theory, Education, Metaphysics, Cosmology, Eschatology, Animal Development, Evolution, Darwinism, Progress


    A commentary on William R Grove's Grove, Sir William Robert (1811–96) DSB ODNB
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presidential address to the meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science British Association for the Advancement of Science
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at Nottingham. Begins by noting the wide domain of the sciences discussed by Grove, including the way that science 'Pokes his fingers well under the Earth's crust', 'Pulls Geology's plums from their dust', 'Treads, serene, æther's luminous field with an eye above fancies or fallacies', 'Puts star-light through spectrum-analysis', and 'Shows the Universe in its simplicity', reducing life to 'Cell, plus the power of so many horses'. Proceeds to explain how Grove's reductionist claims would be received in some quarters. Warns that while 'spectra and forces' have settled the question of the constitution of matter, 'weak people' will still ask 'who made it?' and, 'Not content with cell-matter and force', 'insist on some primum mobile'. Describes how Grove anticipated such objections and dealt with nature's 'ends' and 'beginning', explaining that he traced the growth of an elephant from a cell 'Under pressure, by process Darwinian. Believes that this is at least as shocking at that of a 'ready-made elephant / Bringing his truck from the heart of a rock' or 'wringing' its tusks from a 'hollow-tree', and concludes by siding with the 'weak people', by upholding the things in 'heaven and earth [...] Not dreamt of in Grovian philosophy', and asserting that 'Folks' will not replace their 'old lights for the new' seen through spectra, or believe that they grew 'Like an Elephant made à la DARWIN Darwin, Charles Robert (1809–82) DSB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 91.

Punch's Autograph Sales

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Genre:

Introduction; Extract, Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Military Technology, Supernaturalism, Light


Punch,  51 (1866), 92.

Conundrum for Convocation

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Religion, Military Technology, Language


Punch,  51 (1866), 95.

Artemus Ward in London  [1/8][Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 101
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 115
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 165
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 185

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Artemus Ward, pseud.  [[Charles F Browne]] Browne (formerly Brown), Charles Farrar (pseud Artemus Ward) (1834–67) WBI
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Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Exhibitions, Amusement, Magic, Collecting, Animal Behaviour


    The narrator boasts about his exhibition of 'startlin' curiositys, wax works, snaix' and describes the mishaps caused when he hired a 'young man of dissypated habits' to masquerade in a show as 'A real Cannibal from New Zeelan'.


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Browne 1870 Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Punch,  51 (1866), 96.

A Delicate Hint

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C K, pseud.  [Charles S Keene] Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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[Cannon], pseud.  [Thomas S Seccombe] Seccombe, Thomas Strong (fl. 1875–80) WBI
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Light, Instruments, Gender


    Shows a young woman on a shoreline looking at her cousin through the wrong end of a small telescope. She tells him that he looks 'so nice such a long way off', to which another cousin (standing behind her) replies 'Aw—just so'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 96–97.

Happy Thoughts  [7/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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[Francis C Burnand] Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley (1836–1917) ODNB
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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Societies, Reading, Evolution


    Describes the narrator's faltering attempt to read to his friends a manuscript for a 'grand work entitled Typical Developments', which begins with a sentence describing the 'very earliest and darkest ages of our ancient earth, before even the grand primæval forests' (96).


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Punch,  51 (1866), 98.

Letter from a Lady

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Materfamilias Materfamilias
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Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Economic Geology, Political Economy, Commerce, Gender


    The lady describes the horror with which she greeted news of the increased price of coal. She explains that she was told that the price rise was caused by coal-owners responding to 'a gentleman in Parliament Houses of Parliament
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' [John S Mill Mill, John Stuart (1806–73) DSB
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] who raised 'an alarm' about the dwindling coal measures. Chastises Mill 'and all the scientific men who have been talking nonsense', and asks them to see that their 'skuttles' are 'full of slates all through the winter'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 98.

Admiralty Accounts

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Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, Industry, Commerce, Politics


    Set to the tune of 'A Wet Sheet and a Flowing Sea', this song ridicules the extortionate ship building costs incurred by the Admiralty Admiralty
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Punch,  51 (1866), 99.

The Philosophers at Nottingham

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Song, Drollery

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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Societies, Scientific Practitioners, Mapping, Philosophy, Physical Geography, Travel, Anatomy, Zoology, Military Technology, Geology, Stratigraphy, Chemistry, Antiseptics, Animal Husbandry, Disease, Aeronautics, Meteorology, Heat, Experiment, Light, Instruments, Spectroscopy, Astronomy, Animal Development, Evolution, Darwinism, Progress, War, Heroism


    A commentary on the 1866 meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science British Association for the Advancement of Science
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at Nottingham. The illustration shows some of the stars of the meeting rolling on globes, often holding the artefacts used in their scientific labours, on a large spiral. At the top stands the association's president, William R Grove Grove, Sir William Robert (1811–96) DSB ODNB
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, who wields a sun labelled 'Continuity' and stands on a sphere marked 'Correlation' (a reference to Grove 1846 Grove, William Robert 1846. On the Correlation of Physical Forces: Being the Substance of a Course of Lectures Delivered in the London Institution in the Year 1843, [London]: London Institution
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). Further down is Roderick I Murchison Murchison, Sir Roderick Impey, 1st Baronet (1792–1871) DSBODNB
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, who stands on a globe and holds a banner labelled 'Traveller's Friend' (an allusion to Murchison's extensive cartographic enterprises), and Thomas H Huxley Huxley, Thomas Henry (1825–95) DSB
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who balances on the skull of an ape and plays with some bones. Next down, the rifle-wielding William Fairbairn Fairbairn, Sir William (1789–1874) ODNB
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jumps off a forty-pound cannon ball and the geographer Matthew F Maury Maury, Matthew Fontaine (1806–73) DSB
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operates some bellows. Further around is a falling Andrew C Ramsay Ramsay, Sir Andrew Crombie (1814–91) DSB
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clad in a cartographic sphere, William Crookes Crookes, Sir William (1832–1919) DSB ODNB
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holding some fuming chemical jars and standing on his 'Carbolic' spray, and William Odling Odling, William (1829–1921) DSB
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, standing on a chemical bottle and trying to shield himself from Crookes's demonstration. On the bottom spiral, James Glaisher Glaisher, James (1809–1903) DSB
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is being hoisted by a large balloon attached to his coat, John Tyndall Tyndall, John (1820–93) DSB
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rides on a gargantuan teapot marked 'Invisible Heat', an elderly David Brewster Brewster, Sir David (1781–1868) DSB ODNB
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stands astride a giant pair of spectacles, and William Huggins Huggins, Sir William (1824–1910) DSB ODNB
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, his head composed of a large glass prism within which a small sun is contained, is seen holding the scales and bottle of an analytical chemist, whilst standing on a small sun (a reference to Huggins's use of spectrum analysis to gauge the sun's chemical composition). The song, which describes the illustration, begins by asking forgiveness for showing the austere 'High Priesthood' of science as 'figures of fun' and each verse explains how the artist has illustrated each as an 'Ethardo atop of his globe'. The next verse describes Grove and alludes to the presidential address in which he discussed 'continuity' and explained, on Darwinian principles, the biological development of an elephant from the 'trunk of a tree'. The following verse praises Murchison as a 'kind friend of adventurous travellers' and one of the great 'unravellers' of geographical 'secrets', notes Huxley's playing with bones, and Maury 'Blowing the storms to appropriate zones'. The song then describes how Fairbairn heard 'how bombs in the air burn, / And rifles hit hardest' and anticipates the importance of his work 'in days when we dare burn / War's gory stories', and then praises Ramsay's extensive stratigraphical and geological knowledge. The next verse opens by describing how Crookes 'for a frolic' dispensed his 'Carbolic' spray until Odling asked him to 'discontinue his smells', and then notes Glaisher's travels in a balloon 'charged with Blue Mist' and how Tyndall, 'whose honours are safe from erasure', rode a giant teapot. The concluding verse opens by praising 'Binocular' Brewster, whose fame shines with 'brilliant lustre', notes how Huggins 'the starry' is perched on a sun, and ends by affirming the 'fun' of 'Philosophy'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 99.

An Insectivorous Tribe

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Natural History, Nutrition, Collecting, Museums, Cultural Geography, Human Development, Domestic Economy


    Noting how London servants often eradicate black beetles by inducing hedgehogs to eat them, discusses an extract from an article in the Daily Telegraph Daily Telegraph (1856–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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which describes how Arizona Indians consumed as food the animals (including bats, snakes, and beetles) which were to have been collected for the Smithsonian Institution Smithsonian Institution
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. Suggests that the Indians are 'far in advance' of those who eat 'shrimps, prawns, and turtle' and that they should be hired in the 'two-fold capacity of footman and hedgehog' and then asked to consume garden pests.



Punch,  51 (1866), 100.

The Two G's

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Government, Utilitarianism, Class, Disease, Pollution, Hospitals


    Describes a quarrel between two 'G's'—central government and local government. Includes central government's attack on local government, which is responsible for the filth and immorality in casual workhouse wards and the 'suffering and brutality' in paupers' sick rooms.



Punch,  51 (1866), 101.

Artemus Ward in London  [2/8][Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 95
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 115
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 165
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 185

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Artemus Ward, pseud.  [[Charles F Browne]] Browne (formerly Brown), Charles Farrar (pseud Artemus Ward) (1834–67) WBI
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Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Internationalism

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Browne 1870 Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Punch,  51 (1866), 102.

The Medical Officer's Friend

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Genre:

Reportage

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners


    Claims that 'the Surgeons of the United Kingdom' are raising a subscription for a testimonial to Prince George (2nd Duke of Cambridge) George (George William Frederick Charles), Prince, 2nd Duke of Cambridge (1819–1904) ODNB
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, the Commander-in-Chief of the British Army, for upholding 'the position and maintain[ing] the rights of medical officers' and for promoting 'the Medical Department of the British Army Army Medical Department
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'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 106.

A Meteorologist in the Mist

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Meteorology, Disease, Observation


    Discusses a report of James Glaisher's Glaisher, James (1809–1903) DSB
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paper at the British Association for the Advancement of Science British Association for the Advancement of Science
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meeting on 'the blue or cholera mist', arguing that Glaisher's claim that cholera was absent in the place where the mist was 'most dense' suggests that the connection between the mist and cholera is a chimera.



Punch,  51 (1866), 106.

Nimmo Nos Impune Lacessit

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Steamships, Exhibitions

Institutions mentioned:

Crystal Palace, Crystal Palace
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SS Great Eastern Great Eastern, ship
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Punch,  51 (1866), 108.

Ladies Labour and the Poor

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Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Class, Patronage, Societies, Gender, Health, Domestic Economy, Human Development


    Upholding the virtues of spending one's excess money on 'judicious works of charity', describes the work of the Ladies' Sanitary Association Ladies' National Association for the Diffusion of Sanitary Knowledge
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, an ailing society to which Punch suggests readers send money. Explains how the association tries to 'help the poor to live in cleanliness and health' and in general to live healthily and economically. Adds that with the recent visitation of the 'black cholera' the ladies distribute materials for sanitising dwellings and 'calls remediary notice to the misery and sickness caused by crowded overworking'. Among the many charitable activities of the association that Punch praises, are the invigorating walks on which hundreds of pauper children are taken by its ladies. Ponders the benefits of these activities for children and notes the association's call for extra funds to undertake this work. Hopes that people will donate money.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 109–10.

Punch on the Low Wire, and Glass on the High Ropes

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Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Technology, Accidents, Electricity, Steamships, Engineering, Commerce, Engineers, Heroism, Physics


    Begins by recounting a story of an Irish steward who dropped a teapot over the side of a boat and thus lost it because it lay at the bottom of the sea. Proceeds to explain how objects that lie on the ocean floor are 'Henceforward [...] not lost'. Describes the scepticism with which 'the world' greeted Richard A Glass's Glass, Sir Richard Atwood (1820–73) ODNB
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proposal to catch the telegraph 'wire of sixty-five' laying on the ocean floor, a response based partly on the belief that it would be impossible to 'lift that weight / From that depth perpendicular'. Explains how 'three ships, with three-mile lines [...] went fishing' for the cable and found it an 'easy business'. Having been raised, 'Spliced' and 'Sheathed', the telegraph was 'Proved neither dead nor dumb!' and the poem explains how for its observers at Valencia Bay, the telegraph's utterance of 'sense' contrasted with the 'unmeaning sounds' that it emitted whilst asleep. (109) Notes that Atlantic 'shares' and 'engineers' have now 'picked up' and hopes that 'all this "paying out"' brings rewards for Glass and Samuel Canning Canning, Sir Samuel (1823–1908) ODNB
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. Confident that the cable will succeed owing to the ways it has been 'brought up', and concludes by upholding the efforts of Canning, William Thomson Thomson, Sir William (Baron Kelvin of Largs) (1824–1907) DSB
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and above all, Glass, to whose health Punch drinks. (109–10)



Punch,  51 (1866), 110.

A Mewsaeum at Edinburgh

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Health


    Discusses an article in the Weekly Dispatch Weekly Dispatch (1824–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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describing how some 'people in Edinburgh have recently established a home for cats, which may have been abandoned by their owners'. Notes the difficulty of abandoning and starving a cat (owing to its tendency to return home and to steal food), and the problem of identifying a 'deserted cat'. Concludes by reflecting on the people who have set up this home.



Punch,  51 (1866), 110.

Temperance and Cookery

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Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Nutrition, Disease, Medical Treatment


Punch,  51 (1866), [113].

Bribery and Corruption

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

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Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Politics, Government, Pollution, Public Health


    Shows the usually filthy-looking Father Thames standing in his river, and talking to an 'Hon[ourable] Member' who leans on a wall near the Palace of Westminster Palace of Westminster
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, clutching a document entitled 'Bribery Commission'. The politician, who is on his way to being cross-examined for charges of corruption, calls the Thames a 'Horrid Dirty Old River', but Father Thames retorts, 'Don't you talk, mister whatsyername! Which of us has the cleaner hands, I wonder?'. This is a reference to a royal commission investigating foul practices at elections in Great Yarmouth, Reigate, Totnes, and Lancaster.



Punch,  51 (1866), 115.

Artemus Ward in London  [3/8][Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 95
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 101
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 165
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 185

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Artemus Ward, pseud.  [[Charles F Browne]] Browne (formerly Brown), Charles Farrar (pseud Artemus Ward) (1834–67) WBI
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Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Spiritualism, Lecturing, Scientific Practitioners, Telegraphy


    Ward describes his discovery of a morose-looking 'Trans-Mejim' (i.e. trance medium) living in a room in the 'Greenlion' where the author had apartments and that he and the sceptical landlord of the Greenlion attended a trance lecture given by the medium. The lecture began with the professed spirit of Benjamin Franklin Franklin, Benjamin (1706–90) DSB
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speaking through the medium about the Atlantic cable. Having heard Franklin speak of the 'merrytorious affair' of the cable and other matters, the author concludes that if this was Franklin 'a spiritool life hadn't improved the old gentleman's intellecks particly'. Proceeds to describe the enthusiastic response of the audience and the Greenlion landlord's confusion over the supposed spirit of Oliver Cromwell Cromwell, Oliver (1599–1658) ODNB
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, who spoke through the medium, and the Cromwell he believed had not settled his bill.


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Punch,  51 (1866), 118.

Science and Smoke

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Pollution, Public Health


    Notes that Robert A Smith Smith, Robert Angus (1817–84) DSB
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will be addressing the Social Science Congress Social Science Congress
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on the 'evils produced by the non-consumption of smoke', and suggests that railway companies could solve this problem by establishing 'smoking carriages'.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 120–21.

Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)  [10/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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[Francis C Burnand] Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley (1836–1917) ODNB
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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Evolution, Darwinism, Publishing, Human Development, Creationism, Cosmology, Mesmerism, Animal Development, Zoology


    The narrator relates that he denied that he was angry at his friend Boodels's criticism of a passage in his manuscript on 'Typical Developments', and that he added, 'if he dislikes this of mine, why [Boodels] wouldn't care about BUCKLE'S Buckle, Henry Thomas (1821–62) ODNB
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History of Civilisation Buckle, Henry Thomas 1857. History of Civilisation in England, 2 vols, London: J. W. Parker and Son
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, or DARWIN'S Darwin, Charles Robert (1809–82) DSB
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"Book" Darwin, Charles Robert 1859. On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection; or, The Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life, London: John Murray
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' (the name of which he has forgotten), as well as David Hume Hume, David (1711–76) DSB
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and Jeremy Bentham Bentham, Jeremy (1748–1832) ODNB
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. He records that Boodles ridiculed his claim to be 'on par' with Darwin, Buckle, and Bentham, and that he later continued his writing. Amid interruptions from his bulldog he managed to write: 'Man at once possible and impossible, took his origin from the pulversation of hitherto conflicting natural particles. Man was developed, slowly, among the ruins of a mammoth world, to rule brute creation, to make the tawny lion bend before his iron will [...] to subdue, by the mesmeric authority of his intelligent eye, the stupendous elephant, the [...] rhinocerous, the untamed denizen of the primaeval jungle'. (120)


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Punch,  51 (1866), 121.

Musical Adulteration

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Anon

Genre:

Essay, Drollery

Subjects:

Adulteration, Nutrition, Medical Treatment


Punch,  51 (1866), 121.

Serious Work on Breech-Loaders

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Anon

Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, War, Politics


    'The Needle-Gun; or, Bismarck's Bismarck, Prince Otto Edward Leopold von, Duke of Lauenburg (1815–98) CBD
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Call to the Unconverted.'



Punch,  51 (1866), [123].

Sport in Earnest

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Military Technology, Hunting


    Shows Mr Punch as a 'Head Game Keeper' standing next to John Bull (also dressed as a game keeper) at a gate that opens into a large field. Mr Punch tells his friend that he 'really musn't shoot with the old muzzle-loader' and gives him a Snider Enfield rifle, a reference to Jacob Snider's Snider, Jacob (1820–66) WBI
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converted muzzle-loaders, which he boasts is the 'best that money can buy'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 126.

All my Eye

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Discovery, Light, Instruments


    Discusses an extract from a report describing how the late astronomer, Hermann Goldschmidt Goldschmidt, Hermann (1802–66) WBI
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, discovered the 'telescopic planets' using a 'common opera-glass'. Doubts the plausibility of this story, pointing out that a common opera-glass can only enable the astronomer to 'make observations on certain histrionic Stars', not planets.



Punch,  51 (1866), 128.

Feminine Supremacy

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Griffina Greymare, née Prancer Greymare (née Prancer), Griffina
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Gender


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Punch,  51 (1866), 130.

Butts in the Back Settlement

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Pollution, Putrefaction, Disease, Public Health, Domestic Economy, Class


    Includes a description of the foul state of the water butts in the 'crowded and close habitations [...] of the labouring poor'. Considers this fatal liquid to be 'filtered sewage' that 'teems with things wondrous to see' including 'fungus-like growths [...] Infusoria, and insects, engendered / Amid rotten wood'. Speculates that such butts might breed a creature as horrid as the Python shot by Apollo, and calls for vestries and guardians to 'improve them, / At once'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 132.

The War Blacksmith (after LONGFELLOW Longfellow, Henry Wadsworth (1807–82) CBD
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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Military Technology, Industry, Manufactories, War, Politics, Comparative Philology


    Describes the efforts made by the mythological smith, Vulcan, to meet the relentless 'War-orders and demands' for 'breech-loaders, and armour-plates, / Steel-shot and chilled also'. Explains that Vulcan's assistant, the Cyclops, has left him, because he wishes to work at a more leisurely pace, so that he has been forced to work 'every day and all day long' making such items as 'Chassepots for the EMPEROR [Napoleon III Napoleon III, Emperor of France (originally Louis Napoléon (Charles Louis Napoléon Bonaparte)) (1808–73) CBD
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of France]' and 'Sniders [Jacob Snider's Snider, Jacob (1820–66) WBI
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converted muzzle-loaders] for JOHN BULL'. Expresses pleasure at seeing the Emperor enjoy the 'shift of weights that trim the Powers / For Europe's equipoise' and discusses the ways in which the Emperor has taught the conflicting European nations that 'in the forge of War, / The arms of Peace are wrought'. He resigns himself to bestowing his 'toil and stock' to 'War's tasks' and pledges his obedience to the word of the Emperor, whom he thanks for his lessons about peace.



Punch,  51 (1866), [133].

Vulcan's Best Customer

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Military Technology, Industry, Manufactories, War, Politics, Comparative Philology


    Following Anon, 'The War Blacksmith (after Longfellow)', Punch, 51 (1866), 132, this comments on the rising demands from British and European nations for armaments. It shows Vulcan sweating over an anvil in his forge. He stops his work to greet the figure of Peace, who assumes that the smith is not laden with work. Vulcan replies that, on the contrary, 'Thanks to you, miss, I've a'most more work than I can manage', an allusion to the belief of King Wilhelm I Wilhelm I, Emperor of Germany and King of Prussia (1797–1888) CBD
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of Prussia that peace can only be gained through war. On the wall of Vulcan's forge is scratched a list of orders for equipment including a million tons of 'Armour-plates', three hundred thousand Chassepot Chassepot, Antoine Alphonse (1833–1905) WBI
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guns, five hundred thousand Dreyse Dreyse, Johann Nikolaus von (1787–1867) WBI
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needle-guns, two hundred and fifty thousand Snider Enfield rifles (i.e. Jacob Snider's Snider, Jacob (1820–66) WBI
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converted muzzle-loaders), Palliser's Palliser, Sir William (1830–82) ODNB
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Chilled Shot, Monitor Monitor, ship
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-design ironclads, and Armstrong Armstrong, Sir William George, Baron Armstrong of Cragside (1810–1900) ODNB
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guns.



Punch,  51 (1866), 138.

The Pope a Perfect Cure

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Religious Authority, Religion, Quackery


    Discusses an extract from an item in the Morning Post Morning Post and Daily Advertising Pamphlet (1772–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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describing how the health of Pope Pius IX Pius IX, Pope (1792–1878) CBD
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was restored by taking 'Du Barry's Food, the Revalenta Arabica' and stressing the Pope's praise for the food. Draws attention to the fact that the Pope's restoration was impudently given a 'cure' number. Anticipates that the Pope will shortly be advertising the food before his assembled cardinals, although questions the credibility of the puff quoted in the advertisement.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 141.

A Problem for Demonstration (Set in the Manchester School)

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Genre:

Examination Paper, Spoof

Subjects:

Politics, Mathematics, Political Economy, Morality, Force


    Poses the question: given that the sum of John Bright Bright, John (1811–89) ODNB
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and Richard Cobden Cobden, Richard (1804–65) ODNB
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is 'Moral Force', and that the sum of Bright and Edmond Beales Beales, Edmond (1803–81) ODNB
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(a zealous political agitator) is 'Physical Force', calculate the 'distance in leagues [a reference to the Anti-Corn Law League Anti-Corn Law League
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of Bright and Cobden and Beale's Reform League Reform League
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] between the two' equations.



Punch,  51 (1866), 145.

Scientific Intelligence

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Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Zoology, Animal Behaviour


    Announces that the next meeting of the Zoological Society Zoological Society of London
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will feature a paper 'On the Tears of the Crocodile'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 146–47.

Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt BOODELS and FRASERS. Relief.)  [12/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Telegraphy


    Records the narrator's unfavourable impressions of an unhelpful and slovenly railway official at the dilapidated 'Slumborough' station, and his attempt to draw the official's attention to the 'telegraph needles' moving with a signal from a distant station (146).


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Punch,  51 (1866), 149.

The Cruelties of Cooking

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Epicurus Smith Smith, Epicurus
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Nutrition, Crime, Cultural Geography, Morality


    Questions the claim that the Chinese are 'an unenlightened people' by pointing to the fact that 'they invented gunpowder long ere we had dreamed of it, and that they hatched fish artificially long before ourselves'. Ironically considers the Chinese less 'barbarous' then the English on the basis of their cooking practices. These are far from humane, as illustrated by a description of the brutality involved in the preparation of a duck dish. Points out that while some may consider such cookery to be cruel, 'the Chinese are too wise to reflect upon the subject, and pay little heed to the sufferings which give them satisfaction'. Suggests that the Chinese may believe that ducks 'feel that they die martyrs in the noble cause of cookery'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 150.

The "Staff" of Life

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Hospitals, Medical Practitioners


    'At our Hospitals'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 150.

The Augean Stable—Inside as Well as Out. (Respectfully Dedicated to LORD SHAFTESBURY Cooper, Anthony Ashley, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury (formerly styled 'Lord Ashley') (1801–85) ODNB
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and the Social Science Association Social Science Congress
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Poetry

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Pollution, Disease, Public Health, Human Development, Class, Government, Education


    Likening the homes of the nation's poor to the filthy and spreading Augean Stables of legend, the author looks behind the whitewashed exterior to the appalling interiors of these hovels, where there is 'Slime overhead, filth under-foot', 'abused' youths, 'Sex of its graces shorn: / Infancy poisoned in its bud', sewage poisoning towns instead of feeding the land, 'Vice, Drunkenness, and Woe', and 'All forms of ill that Body kill, / Dwarf Heart, and dwindle Mind'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 151.

Literary Announcements

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Anon

Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Publishing, Horticulture, Political Economy, Railways, Transport, Engineering


    Includes an announcement of the forthcoming publication of an 'Essay, by the Professor of Rural Economy', entitled 'How to Live in the Country on Three Hundred a Year', and 'Fresh editions of The "Bridgewater Treatises" Chalmers, Thomas et al. 1833–36. The Bridgewater Treatises on the Power, Wisdom and Goodness of God as Manifested in the Creation, 12 vols, London: William Pickering
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, by eminent railway engineers'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 158.

An Airy Airy, Sir George Biddell (1801–92) DSB ODNB
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Genre:

Instructions, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Observation


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Punch,  51 (1866), 159.

Our Social Church Science Congress (From our Colwell-Hatchney Colney Hatch Asylum
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Correspondent)

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Supernaturalism, Light, Invention

People mentioned:

John H Pepper Pepper, John Henry (1821–1900) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 159.

The Way to Womanhood Suffrage

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Gender, Politics

People mentioned:

Mary Walker Walker, Mary (1832–1919) WBI
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Punch,  51 (1866), 160.

Was Lord Byron Byron, George Gordon Noel, 6th Baron (1788–1824) ODNB
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a Spiritualist?

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Genre:

Essay, Drollery

Subjects:

Spiritualism, Supernaturalism


Punch,  51 (1866), 162.

Poor John Bull's Prestige

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Military Technology, War, Progress, Internationalism


Punch,  51 (1866), 162.

The Mysteries of the Stage

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Railways, Transport, Language


Punch,  51 (1866), 165.

Artemus Ward in London  [7/8][Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 95
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 101
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 115
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 185

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Artemus Ward, pseud.  [[Charles F Browne]] Browne (formerly Brown), Charles Farrar (pseud Artemus Ward) (1834–67) WBI
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Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Genre:

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Societies, Animal Behaviour


    The initial letter of the text forms part of an illustration showing an elephant with its trunk tied around the bar of its cage. Having expressed disappointment at not being invited to participate in the Social Science Congress Social Science Congress
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, Ward explains that he was intending to read 'a Essy on Animals' to the congress. Boasts that he understands 'animals better than any other class of human creatures' owing to his 'career as a showman, more especial bears, wolves, leopards, and serpunts'. Proceeds to describe his hapless attempts to train leopards and a bear.


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Punch,  51 (1866), 165.

A Compromise with a Cloud

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Narcotics, Government


    Suggests that the 'important question of smoking in Railway Carriages' might be resolved by Parliament Houses of Parliament
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forcing people to consume their own smoke.



Punch,  51 (1866), 167.

Scientific Jotting

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Anon

Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Nutrition, Disease, Physiology, Morality


    Announces that M. Toutmonoeil has given a paper to the Académie des Sciences Académie des Sciences, Paris
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warning that 'indulgence in hippophagy' can cause 'ossification of the heart'.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 169.

A Physician on Fumigation

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Amy Sydenham, MD Sydenham, Amy (MD)
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Narcotics, Pollution, Controversy, Gender, Medical Practitioners, Disease, Morality, Human Development, Animal Behaviour


    Addressing the 'controversy about Smoking on Railways', the writer begins by stressing the need for carriages exclusively for smokers. Explains that she enjoys smoking a cigar (not least for its smell) and that she has to lie to her patients that smoking is a 'good disinfectant for a physician who may have just been visiting a case of small-pox'. However, she resents the prospect of loosing patients who are repelled by a physician who smells of smoke simply through contact with other people's cigars. She also argues for railway carriages in which smokers are excluded and warns that the constant smoking practised by men must affect the brain—especially that part 'whereby the human brain exceeds that of brutes'—and causes such undesirable effects as inducing a 'habitual state of self serenity' and stupefaction of the 'moral affections and intellectual faculties'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 171.

Lollius in Dieppe

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Lollius Urbicus Urbicus, Lollius
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Chemistry, Experiment, Amusement, Lecturing, Class


    To illustrate the exquisite refinements of the 'superior classes', the narrator describes how two 'French gentleman' staying at the hotel where he was lodging, engaged 'every morning in earnest conversation' which, from their 'gestures', appeared to be about chemistry. Adds that the after a few days he saw the gentlemen comparing and hotly debating some powders and, being one of the most 'intelligent attendants' at the Royal Institution Royal Institution of Great Britain
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lectures and wishing to report to Michael Faraday Faraday, Michael (1791–1867) DSB
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, got a friend to inquire into the matter and discovered that the 'philosophers' were arguing over the virtues of different shaving powders.



Punch,  51 (1866), 172.

The Road to Ruin

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Commerce, Charlatanry


    'London, Dover, and Chatham'—a reference to the financial misfortunes of the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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.



Punch,  51 (1866), 175.

Case (For the Opinion of Mr. Punch)

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Punch Punch
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Genre:

Miscellaneous, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Crime, Charlatanry, Government


    This article addresses the failure of the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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to redeem its debentures. The bankruptcy of the company was in turn caused by the failure of its contractors, Peto, Brassey and Betts Peto, Brassey and Betts, firm
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, who had suspended payments to railway companies owing to the catastrophic effects of the financial panic of 1866. The article reports a legal case (from a solicitor representing a debenture holder 'SAP GREEN' crippled by the company's collapse) and the opinions of Mr Punch on the case. The legal case begins by listing the requirements of a railway bill before it can be sanctioned by legislature and then explains how the 'THE LONDON, CHEATEM, AND CLOVER RAILWAY' company and the 'eminent firm of Contractors SLEEKOWE, GETTS, & VAMPEM' entered into an agreement to construct the 'Metropolitan Extension (Eastern Section)' of the railway (a reference to the attempt by the railway company to build a terminus in the City of London). The case then states the failure of company to pay debentures to 'SAP GREEN', and notes that following the insolvency of the company the receipts exchanged between it and its contractors (for thousands of pounds) were found to be 'illusory'. Reviewing the case Mr Punch has no doubt that criminal charges can be brought against the company and its contractors for 'conspiracy to obtain money on false pretences'. He also warns of the difficulty of convincing a jury of this case where so much money and such 'eminently respectable persons' are involved, pointing out that it is easier to convict a 'petty offender who cheats for pence or pounds' than 'the fraudulent operator who works for millions'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 176.

Johnny Noodle

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Anon

Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Internationalism, Nationalism, Politics, Progress, Telegraphy, Technology


    Sung to tune of 'Yankee Doodle Dandy', this song calls on 'OLD JOHN BULL' to replace some of the most cherished institutions of England—including its constitution, 'ale and stout', the British Lion, the bulldog, and the Union Jack—with American alternatives. Includes a verse praising the telegraph financier Cyrus W Field Field, Cyrus West (1819–92) CBD
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, who 'Has joined the Old World to the New / With his Atlantic Cable' and thus annexed England to America, which is a model for England to imitate.



Punch,  51 (1866), 176.

The Grand Jury Question

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A Blue Coat and Buff-Waistcoat Man Blue Coat and Buff-Waistcoat Man, A
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, Politics


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Punch,  51 (1866), 179.

Snider's Epitaph (By the War Office War Office
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Poet)

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Poetry

Subjects:

Military Technology, Politics, Government, Patronage


    Laments the recent death of Jacob Snider Snider, Jacob (1820–66) WBI
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whose 'neat' and economical plan for converting muzzle-loading rifles to breech-loaders prompted him to make a 'claim upon the Crown'. Adds that he consulted Charles M Clode Clode, Charles Matthew (1818–93) WBI
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who agreed with Snider's claim that he had saved the country 'Two millions'. However, Snider was only paid 'one thousand', after which he 'blushed, and died!'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 180–81.

Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)  [16/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Matter Theory, Force, Vitalism, Philosophy, Metaphysics


    Recording his ongoing, and disrupted attempts to continue writing 'Typical Developments', the narrator describes how he began a chapter 'On the Varieties of Inanimate Nature' which opens with the words: 'Philosophers, in every age, have directed their attention [...] to the possibilities of the power inherent in mere particles. The calm mind of inductive science, undisturbed by [...]'. The author was again forced to delay writing his work. (180)


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Punch,  51 (1866), 181.

Mr. Punch to Sir Morton Peto Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry, Crime


    Begins by likening Peto to a Bristol stone that appears to possess 'integrity like a diamond' but does not. Proceeds to ask him for more satisfactory reassurances that his firm did not take advantage of the public in the matter of the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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. Peto's firm, Peto, Brassey and Betts Peto, Brassey and Betts, firm
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, had been contractors to the railway company, but collapsed during the financial panic during the middle of 1866 and suspended payments. This bankrupted the London, Chatham and Dover Railway Company, whose debenture holders lost their investments.



Punch,  51 (1866), 182.

Railway Travelling as it Should Be

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Illustration, Drollery

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Railway, Transport, Gender


    Shows four men relaxing in a railway carriage. Their compartment is divided into four bunk beds on which the men read and smoke from a large vessel in the middle of the compartment. Having summoned a guard using a button marked 'Refresh[ment] Van Ring', one man asks the guard for the present location of the train and for a 'sherry-and-soda, and a cigar and two or three more volumes of Punch'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 182.

The Counterfeits Among the Clergy

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Religious Authority, Religion, Animal Behaviour, Zoology, Quackery, Boundary Formation


    Lambasting the sham-Catholic parsons of the Anglican ritualist movement, suggests that the 'preachers of mock Popery in their gaudy vestments figure / As like to Popish priests as a gorilla is to a nigger'. Adds that 'The Ritualist impostor by the normal Roman "missioner" / Is looked on as a Quack by a regular practitioner'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 182.

A Cool Idea

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, War, Heat, Language


    Reports on recent experiments on 'chilled projectiles' (a reference to William Palliser's Palliser, Sir William (1830–82) ODNB
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celebrated 'shot'), which have proved 'prodigiously destructive'. Suggests that these properties will force gunners to abandon their phrase 'give it to him hot' when enemies loom into view.



Punch,  51 (1866), 185.

Artemus Ward in London  [8/8][Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 95
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 101
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 115
[Charles F Browne], 'Artemus Ward in London', Punch, 51 (1866), 165

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Artemus Ward Browne (formerly Brown), Charles Farrar (pseud Artemus Ward) (1834–67) WBI
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Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Museums, Animal Development, Human Development, Politics, Amusement


    Describes his visit to the British Museum British Museum
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, which he praises as 'a magnif'cent free show for the people' that is 'kept open for the benefit of all'. He first visits the stuffed animals and pays particular attention to the 'gorillers', which he regards as 'simple-minded monsters' from 'Afriky' that are 'believed to be human beins to a slight extent, altho' they are not allowed to vote'. He proceeds to the giraffe and explains some of the advantages of having a long distance between the mouth and stomach, and later observes somebody trying to feed a stuffed elephant with a cold muffin.


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Browne 1870 Browne, Charles [1870]. Artemus Ward in London: Comprising the Letters to "Punch" and Other Humorous Papers, London: J. C. Hotten
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Punch,  51 (1866), 186.

Latest Quotation of the London, Chatham, and Dover (on Changing their Law-Advisers) London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry, Crime


    'To-morrow to FRESHFIELDS and NEW-MANS Freshfield and Newman, firm
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new'—a reference to a prominent firm of London solicitors.



Punch,  51 (1866), 188.

Medical

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Disease, Language


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Punch,  51 (1866), 190.

To Benjamin Phillips Phillips, Sir Benjamin Samuel (1811–89) WBI
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Genre:

Poetry, Drollery; Illustration, Drollery

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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Subjects:

Government, Disease, Nutrition, Patronage, Natural Law


    Praises the Lord Mayor of London, whose term of office is coming to an end, for many of his accomplishments, including his generous help in the relief of victims of the Indian famine and also victims of the 'fierce Disease' (cholera), which 'Sent a Remorseful Nation to its knees, / Wailing for its neglect of Nature's Laws'. The illustration further explains his role in mitigating the effects of these disasters, showing full length portraits of Phillips dressed in the robes of his office and holding bags labelled 'Cholera Relief Fund' and 'Indian Famine Fund'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 190.

Moule's New Ground-Plan of Sanitary Reform

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Genre:

Miscellaneous, Drollery

Subjects:

Sanitation, Invention


    Insists that Henry Moule Moule, Henry (1801–80) ODNB
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and his valuable invention of the 'earth closet' was anticipated by William Shakespeare Shakespeare, William (1564–1616) ODNB
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in a line from Hamlet.



Punch,  51 (1866), 191.

Plucking Made Easy

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Genre:

Drama, Drollery

Subjects:

Museums, Zoology, Education

Institutions mentioned:

British Museum British Museum
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Publications cited:

Goldsmith 1774 Goldsmith, Oliver 1774. An History of the Earth, and Animated Nature, London: J. Norse
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Punch,  51 (1866), 192.

Notions in Street Nomenclature

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Engineering, Language, Commerce, Charlatanry


    Discusses news that the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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has just been granted permission to build two new streets and develop a third, and to expand Ludgate Station using land owned by the Apothecaries' Hall Worshipful Society of Apothecaries of London—Apothecaries' Hall
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. As the company has recently failed to pay its debenture holders, the author wonders whether it will take this land 'without paying for it'. Suggests that the new streets should be named 'Doo' and 'Diddle' streets.



Punch,  51 (1866), [193].

Dr. Dulcamara in Dublin

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Quackery, Politics, Medical Treatment


    Shows John Bright Bright, John (1811–89) ODNB
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dressed as a quack doctor, standing on a platform before a crowd. He advertises a large bottle of medicine labelled 'Radical Reform'. This is a reference to Bright's recent addresses in Dublin in which he argued that making Parliament Houses of Parliament
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more democratic would help the Irish struggle for land reform.



Punch,  51 (1866), 197.

Let the Voice of the Turtle be Heard in the Land

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Marmaduke Marrowfull Marrowfull, Marmaduke
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Morality, Progress, Human Development, Government, Utilitarianism, Class, Disease, Pollution, Public Health, Industry, Zoology, Crime, Nutrition


    Written in the style of a somewhat illiterate bumble, this begins by arguing against the claim that it 'is an age of humanity' by pointing out that 'we're brutes' and that despite the efforts of the Royal Humane Society Royal Humane Society
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and a 'Society for looking after stray dogs', cruel acts are still frequently perpetrated. The author points out that he is not alluding to the condition of paupers, because they 'wants a tight hand over 'em', although he does not think they should 'be allowed to die of bedsores, bad air, and vermin', and stresses that he is aware of the power of the 'newspaper people' to expose these evils. He has taken the 'liberal' move of voting for 'two paid nurses to our three hundred sick paupers'. Believes that workhouses are 'right enough' with people like himself on the 'Board' and proceeds to complain about the liberties taken by the 'lower orders' who 'work for weekly wages' and who 'never stop' asking for provisions. He also denies that humanity is cruel to workers, and believes talk of 'ventilation and healthy workshops' smacks of the subversive politics of centralisation. He denies that he is referring to sailors who forget the 'expense of lime-juice' despite their complaints about 'dirt and bad air, and bad food and scurvy'. He finally reveals that he is alluding to the alderman's favourite cuisine, the turtle. He presents an extract from the Pall Mall Gazette Pall Mall Gazette (1865–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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which describes the harsh conditions suffered by turtles in being shipped to New York and London and the efforts of 'humanitarians' to communicate the subject to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
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. Praises the efforts of the aforementioned humanitarians and ends with a paean to the turtle and its role in 'civic gourmet'.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 201.

The November Meteors

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Observer Observer
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Astronomy, Observation


Punch,  51 (1866), 202.

Contradiction

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Morality, Crime, Animal Behaviour, Race, Hunting, Zoology


    Dismisses the statement that the Jamaica Committee Jamaica Committee
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is to follow up its proceedings against the Governor of Jamaica, Edward J Eyre Eyre, Edward John (1815–1901) ODNB
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(who used brutal force in his quashing of a negro rebellion on the Island), by a 'prosecution' of Paul B Du Chaillu Du Chaillu, Paul Belloni (1831–1903) CBD
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for stuffing 'so many of our African relations, the Gorillas'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 206.

Jem the Penman (Convict) to Sir Multum Sleekowe (Bart. and M.P.) Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Crime, Charlatanry

Institutions mentioned:

London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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Punch,  51 (1866), 207.

Fenian Surgeons in the Army

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Politics, Medical Practitioners, Education, War, Nationalism


    Expects that the Fenians will be delighted by a Pall Mall Gazette Pall Mall Gazette (1865–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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article on the Army Medical Training School, Netley Army Medical Training School, Netley
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which, owing to the unpopularity of military service with the 'medical profession', has been forced to recruit most of its students from Ireland. Points out that most of these new recruits are 'bad' and likely to become Fenians. Thinks that the idea of Fenian surgeons in the Army Army
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will delight the revolutionary Irish nationalist James Stephens Stephens, James (1824–1901) ODNB
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, but considers the condition of 'our Military Medical Service' to be 'surprising' given the 'present state of Europe', not least given the attempts of Prince George (2nd Duke of Cambridge) George (George William Frederick Charles), Prince, 2nd Duke of Cambridge (1819–1904) ODNB
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to encourage medical officers into the army.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 212.

Sir M. P. Reformer and Moralist

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry, Crime, Morality, Military Technology, Engineers


    Discusses Samuel M Peto's Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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speeches at a Colston Festival dinner. Alluding to Peto's role in the bankruptcy of the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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and its consequent failure to redeem its debentures, the article notes that while the subject of Peto's speech was 'Reform' he did not recommend an 'Official Registrar of Railway Debentures [...] to prevent cooked accounts'. Following Peto's criticism of the management of 'our naval and military administrations', it sarcastically suggests that these departments be conducted like the London, Chatham and Dover Railway Company—i.e. with financial dodges. Reports that Peto believed the fate of 'poor' Jacob Snider Snider, Jacob (1820–66) WBI
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(who failed to be properly remunerated for his breech-loaders) had 'quite shocked the moral sense of the entire country'. Suggests that Snider should have invested in the London, Chatham and Dover Railway instead of breech-loaders.



Punch,  51 (1866), [213].

Rogues in Business

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Commerce, Crime, Charlatanry, Measurement, Government


    Shows two smartly dressed businessmen tied to a pillory. Around their necks hang signs marked 'Cooked Accounts' and 'False Weights and Measures', while near them stands Mr Punch who shakes his fist at them and holds the hammer with which he nailed them to the pillory. The caption reproduces a dictionary definition of pillory. The illustration is probably a comment on the recent scandalous financial dealings in the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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.



Punch,  51 (1866), 215.

On Fashion's Head Horrors Accumulate!

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Amusement, Natural History, Gender


    Discusses news of the continuing fashion for wearing artificial insects in the coiffure.



Punch,  51 (1866), 216.

Les Étoiles Qui Filent

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Astronomy, Extra-Terrestrial Life, Gravity, Animal Behaviour, Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry, Crime, Morality, Government, Politics


    A commentary on the recent appearance of the Leonid meteor shower. It begins with a series of questions and speculations on the characteristics of the planets, each of which is blended with references to classical mythology and topical news. It ponders the characteristics of the populations of Mars and Venus, asking whether they are belligerent and amorous respectively. Asks whether Mercury is a 'region / Of a financiering race, / Where the PETO'S Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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name is Legion, / And carries no disgrace' (an allusion to the role of Peto, Brassey and Betts Peto, Brassey and Betts, firm
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in the bankruptcy of the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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and the company's subsequent failure to redeem its debentures), and whether Jupiter is a planet of 'Dukes' and 'six-toady moons for train'. Similarly wonders whether Saturn is the habitat for the 'gay' and 'saturnine' or a 'celestial Botany Bay'. Asks that if 'science makes no blunder' about life on the 'stars' (i.e. planets), then can it 'tell what life's enlisted' on the meteors that recently showed themselves. Noting the evanescence of these celestial objects, suggests that they might be the habitat of 'reputations, / As quickly spawned as spoiled' or the 'trails, / Of Lions of the season / That to Lethe take their tails', or a 'store-house / Of pledges unredeemed', thus giving hope to the wrongly robbed debenture holders of the 'London, Chatham, Dover' railway. Concludes by suggesting that the meteors might also be signs of a parliamentary 'storm' over 'projects of Reform' or 'the homes of good intentions, / For the paving-works below'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 216.

Perpetual Motion Discovered

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Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Mechanics, Dynamics


    'The winding up of public companies'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 217.

A Pertinent Query

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George Hudson Hudson, George
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Crime


    Noting the way that Samuel M Peto Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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and John Hodgson Hodgson, John (fl. 1866) PU1/51/21/6
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are being 'white-washed', the letter-writer asks Mr Punch when his image is going to be similarly cleaned up.



Punch,  51 (1866), 218.

Meteors

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Subjects:

Military Technology, Light, Heat, Display, Amusement, Transport


    Shows the top of a crowded omnibus where an elderly man who, on attempting to entertain his nephews 'to a grand pyrotechnical display', accidentally drops the 'Vesuvian' firework 'among the combustibles' and produces a 'tremendous' display of light.



Punch,  51 (1866), 218.

Right and Title

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Genre:

Essay, Drollery

Subjects:

Periodicals, Publishing, Astronomy, Mathematics


    Explains that 'a man' may register the name of a 'good title for a Periodical' and thus defend his priority. Lists some of Mr Punch's suggested periodical titles which he claims to register, including 'Arithmetic without Figures. Sequel to "Astronomy without Mathematics"'.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 219.

Foxes and Geese

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Genre:

Drama, Drollery

Subjects:

Religious Authority, Quackery, Medical Practitioners

People mentioned:

Thomas Holloway Holloway, Thomas (1800–83) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 219.

An Incomplete Trio

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Zoology, Zoological Gardens


Punch,  51 (1866), 220.

Don't Halloo Till You're Out of the Wood

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Genre:

News-Commentary; Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry, Crime


    The initial letter of the text forms part of an illustration showing Mr Punch waiting on a platform of the moribund London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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. The text inveighs against William P Wood Wood, William Page, Baron Hatherley (1801–81) ODNB
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for dubious financial dealings.



Punch,  51 (1866), 220.

Queries with Answers

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Genre:

Miscellaneous, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Commerce, Charlatanry, Crime, Medical Practitioners, Hospitals


Punch,  51 (1866), 220.

Medical

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Genre:

Regular Feature, Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Accidents, Language


Punch,  51 (1866), 221.

A Word on Railway Sleepers

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A Dutchman Dutchman, A
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Accidents, Crime, Disease, Human Development


    Discusses an assertion recently published in The Times The Times (1777–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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that railway accidents are often due to engine-drivers being 'compelled to work thirty-six hours uninterruptedly', and thus often falling asleep while driving their engines. The Times's correspondent blamed 'Railway Directors' for exacting 'more than is reasonable' from their employees. The author asserts that if he were summoned to decide on the cause of a tragic railway accident, he would not agree with the verdict so often reached by 'Coroner's juries' but would 'insist on giving a verdict of manslaughter, not to say wilful murder against those Directors'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 222.

A Passion for Astronomy

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

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Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Astronomy, Observation, Gender


    A commentary on the recent Leonid meteor shower, this illustration shows a young man and a woman sitting on a rooftop on a clear and cold night. Their passion for astronomy is evidently so great that they are willing to endure these conditions to observe the meteors that dart across the star-filled sky above them.



Punch,  51 (1866), 222.

Zadkiel's Own Future

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Astrology, Prognostication, Charlatanry


    Discusses a Globe Globe (1803–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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article on Zadkiel's [i.e. Richard J Morrison's Morrison, Richard James ('Zadkiel') (1795–1874) ODNB
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] predictions for 1867, including the prediction that in September several members of the British and European royal families will be at risk. Analyses what it claims to be Zadkiel's 'own horoscope for 1867' in a burlesque of the predictions made by the astrologer. It claims, for example, that 'In February, he will be cut shaving' and 'In October, the stars seem to indicate a treacherous calm, which will end in November when he [Zadkiel] will fall over a coal-skuttle'. Ironically suggests that these predictions make the astrologer 'a subject for tolerance and compassion'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 222.

Fashionable Birds of a Feather

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Amusement, Natural History, Gender


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Punch,  51 (1866), 229.

Touching—Rather!

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C K, pseud.  [Charles S Keene] Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

C K, pseud.  [Charles S Keene] Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Ornithology, Breeding, Hunting, Class


    Shows an aristocrat and a gamekeeper standing in a field. The aristocrat remarks on the smallness of the pheasant that the keeper holds in his hand. The keeper explaining that 'she allus wer' a weakly bird, M' lord. Never thought I should 'a reared her!'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 229.

University Intelligence

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Universities, Education, Railways, Progress


    Claims that 'young Oxford University of Oxford
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appears to be Conservative, not to say reactionary', and expects that the 'great partiality' that 'the men show for "coaches" [i.e. tutors]' will result in a 'majority at the Union against Railways'. This is possibly a reference to the developments of the Great Western Railway Company Great Western Railway Company
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near the university.



Punch,  51 (1866), 230.

A Hint on Human Charcoal

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Accidents, Invention, Electricity, Commerce


    Discusses a Morning Post Morning Post and Daily Advertising Pamphlet (1772–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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report of a fire on a second-class railway carriage en route from Bedford to London, which almost resulted in passengers being burnt alive. Explains how the fire started and spread, but points out that owing to the 'prompt exertions' of the general manager of the Midland Railway Company Midland Railway Company
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the fire was extinguished. Observes that the accident suggests the need for better communication between passengers and the guard, a requirement that has been fulfilled by an invention of 'the electrician', William H Preece Preece, Sir William Henry (1834–1913) ODNB
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, which is in use on the London and South Western Railway London and South-Western Railway Company
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Punch,  51 (1866), 230.

Twin Tyrants

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Crime, Cultural Geography


    Discusses news of the savage exploits of King Gele Glele, King of Abomey (fl. 1858–89) WBI
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of Dahomey.



Punch,  51 (1866), 231.

Of Course we Don't Mean the —— Theatre

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Anon

Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Amusement, Hospitals, Mental Illness


Punch,  51 (1866), 231.

Squaring the Circle

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Mathematics, Commerce

People mentioned:

Edward Cocker Cocker, Edward (1631/2–76) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 232.

A Consultation on the Irish Case

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Anon

Genre:

Drama, Drollery

Subjects:

Politics, Disease, Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Quackery, Religious Authority, War, Mental Illness, Animal Husbandry


    Exploiting the analogy between a human body and the volatile Irish body politic, this play makes allusions to the new Fenian campaigns of violence. It includes a discussion between three physicians—Dr Dulcamara (a quack doctor), Dr Slop, and Dr Bull—about a 'troublesome case' which shows 'constitutional disturbance' and which threatens 'an eruption'. The English physician Dr Bull judges this to be 'urticaria Feniana'—an 'Old Irish complaint with a new name' and his colleagues agree on the 'troublesome' and 'obstinate' nature of the disease. The physicians agree that the old remedies—exhibiting 'steel', throwing in 'lead', and a 'liberal employment of hemp'—are no longer effective and that they should instead 'remove that excrescence which creates so much irritation—that ecclesio-sarcoma'. Dulcamara notes the similarity between this disease and hysteria, although Dr Bull questions the efficacy of his remedy for this disorder. Instead, Dr Bull resolves to 'watch the case attentively', to 'remove all causes of excitement', and to stamp out the disease which has affected the Irish in Ireland and America. He also resolves that if the disease is an 'eruption' then he will deal with it as he dealt with the Indian Mutiny.



Punch,  51 (1866), [233].

Physic for Fenians

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Politics, Disease, Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners


    Developing the themes of Anon, 'Squaring the Circle', Punch, 51 (1866), 231, this illustration shows the consulting room of the English physician, Dr Bull, who is presented with a patient—a diminutive armed Fenian—by the allegorical figure of Ireland, Erin. The latter complains that the patient's symptoms are 'getting dangerous', and Dr Bull assures her that he 'treated a somewhat similar case to this very successfully in India'—a reference to the English suppression of the Indian Mutiny of 1857.



Punch,  51 (1866), 235.

Hampstead Heath Hampstead Heath
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to the Rescue

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Environmentalism, Railways, Transport


Punch,  51 (1866), 235.

Cooks and Creeds

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Nutrition, Alchemy, Chemistry

Publications cited:

Jonson 1612 Jonson, Ben 1612. The Alchemist, London: Walter Burre
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Punch,  51 (1866), 235.

Looking Forward

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Anon

Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Astronomy, Observation

Institutions mentioned:

Greenwich Observatory Royal Observatory, Greenwich
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Punch,  51 (1866), 236–37.

Happy Thoughts  [20/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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[Francis C Burnand] Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley (1836–1917) ODNB
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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Astronomy, Observation, Travel, Navigation, Animal Husbandry, Disease


    The narrator records that, during a night journey by carriage through Devonshire, he observed the stars and wondered how 'African travellers' in deserted places 'guide themselves by stars', and notes that Paul B Du Chaillu Du Chaillu, Paul Belloni (1831–1903) CBD
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'says he did it' in his book (a reference to Du Chaillu 1861a Du Chaillu, Paul Belloni 1861a. Explorations & Adventures in Equatorial Africa: With Accounts of the Manners and Customs of the People, and of the Chace of the Gorilla, Crocodile, Leopard, Elephant, Hippopotamus, and Other Animals, London: John Murray
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) (236). Records his limited knowledge of constellations and the difficulty that sailors must have in navigating by the stars. Later, after a conversation with the flyman about crops and flooding in Devonshire, he attempts to 'Get some statistics' about cattle plague in the area (237).


Reprinted:

Burnand 1868 Burnand, Francis Cowley 1868. Happy Thoughts, London: Bradbury, Evans & Co.
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Punch,  51 (1866), 238.

The Queen in the Black Country

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Industry, Manufactories, Class, Disease, Health, Human Development, Environmentalism


    Comments on Queen Victoria's Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and Empress of India (1819–1901) ODNB
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visit to Wolverhampton. The poet describes the effect of the town's metal-working industry on the appearance and health of the people and on the landscape. Expects that the Queen will be greeted by 'toil-stunted children' who 'leave their nailing for the shows' and by people who slave 'from dawn to darkness at nail-hammer and nail-rod'. Notes how the countryside around the town is full of 'cindery wastes, seamed, scathed, and ashy-hoar' and that it knows no seasons, and that the work changes people 'Till stamp of sex is beaten out, and youth is hard and old [...] man grows brutal, woman bold'. Considers it good that the statue of Prince Albert Albert [Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha], prince consort, consort of Queen Victoria (1819–61) ODNB
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should 'show his gentle face, / Betwixt the wealth and wretchedness of this unhallowed place'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 238.

The Sanitary Reformer's Paradise

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Sanitation, Government


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Punch,  51 (1866), 239.

The Quack's Farthing

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Quackery, Medical Treatment, Crime, Commerce


    Anticipates with much relish the 'fear and fury' that quacks will feel when they read news of the 'award of a British Jury' in favour of a victim of quackery. Relates that quacks had previously managed to sway juries in their favour in cases concerning newspaper attacks on their trade, but stresses that now the quack will 'sue in vain' and must either 'bear the lash, or lose his cash, / For his lawyer's bootless trouble'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 240–41.

The Black Country. Is it as Black as Mr. Punch has Painted it?

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Industry, Manufactories, Environmentalism, Class, Disease, Human Development, Education, Natural History, Physical Geography, Politics


    Noting the indignation of Wolverhampton inhabitants prompted by an earlier article (Anon, 'The Queen in the Black Country', Punch, 51 (1866), 238), this writer defends Mr Punch and points out that he would rejoice if his lines on the 'vice, overwork of children, disease, and degradation' in the Black Country would rouse people into action. Insists that Mr Punch 'did not make either his colours or his subject: he found both', and to support this contention the author quotes large extracts from the Report of the Children's Employment Commissioners Report of the Children's Employment Commissioners: Third Report of the Children's Employment Commissioners, House of Commons Parliamentary Papers, Session 1864, 22,
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(doubtless the source for the aforementioned article). These extracts reveal the environmental damage caused by the town's industry, the smoke that blocks out the sun, and the large number of children employed for long hours, often uninterrupted, in 'blast-forges'. (240) Further extracts reveal the poor general knowledge (including 'the commonest and simplest objects of nature') and high illiteracy of these child labourers. To support Mr Punch's attack on the 'conditions of labour, and the greed of gain in the Black Country', the author appeals to the testimony of Edward H Greenhow Greenhow, Edward Headlam (1814–88) ODNB
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who produced evidence for the high rate of deaths from pulmonary disease in the Wolverhampton area. Concludes by insisting that the question is 'whether it is possible to paint [the Black Country] blacker than the black reality', and points out that while conditions of labour have improved compared with previous decades, this is no reason to not continue stressing the suffering of the town's workers. (241)



Punch,  51 (1866), 241.

Society for Relief of the Wilfully Blind

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Genre:

Introduction, Drollery; Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Disease, Medical Treatment, Politics, Language, Museums

Institutions mentioned:

British Museum British Museum
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    Introduces a 'Quarterly Report' on this 'prevalent malady' from which it has transcribed a few notes. These reveal the nature and course of the disease, and play on the ambiguity of the verb 'to see'. For example, 'DIONYSIUS D—, Politician. Returned by a large majority [...] Could not see that he was hampered by pledges [...] Politician pelted on platform. Vision much improved ' and 'MISS CUMBERMOULD. Hereditary complaint. Couldn't see any charm in croquet'.



Punch,  51 (1866), 242.

The Cultivation of Anakim

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Light, Health, Medical Treatment, Sanitation, Architecture, Human Development, Evolution, Morality


    Discusses a lecture by David Brewster Brewster, Sir David (1781–1868) DSB ODNB
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at the Royal Society of Edinburgh Royal Society of Edinburgh
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'On Light as a Sanitary Agent' (a version of which was published as Brewster 1869 Brewster, David 1869. 'Address', Proceedings of the Royal Society of Edinburgh, 6, 2–36
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). Notes how Brewster argued that since light 'contributed to the development of human form and lent its aid to art and nature in the cure of disease', then it was a national duty to construct buildings that would maximise exposure to light. The author does not doubt Brewster's authority and suggests that his argument would force houses to be constructed like 'conservatories and greenhouses', and that the humans who will 'spring up' in such abodes will have greater morality.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 249.

Specific for Scurvy

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Disease, Medical Treatment


    Begins by explaining that the reason why so many sailors neglect to take lime juice in order to 'secure them from scurvy', is because the liquid has 'turned mouldy and bad' in its casks. Adds that lime juice is now 'preserved in bottles' with added rum, which keeps it fresh and induces sailors to take it.



Punch,  51 (1866), 250.

Medical

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Climatology, Physical Geography, Heat


Punch,  51 (1866), 251.

Suicide by Crinoline

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Accidents, Heat


    Discusses a report which claims that three thousand women die each year from their muslin or crinoline dresses catching fire.



Punch,  51 (1866), 255.

The Same Thing under Another Name

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Transport, Engineering, Steam-power, Animal Behaviour


    Notes the unreasonable complaints that people have been making about 'their horses being lamed' on the granite roads in the West End, and, following the recommendation of John J R Manners Manners, John James Robert, 7th Duke of Rutland (1818–1906) ODNB
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, their insistence that steam rollers be used to Macadamise McAdam, John Loudon (1756–1836) ODNB
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the roads.



Punch,  51 (1866), 258.

A Plea for Pantaloons

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Anon

Genre:

Essay, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Gender, Accidents


    Questions the appropriateness of the phrase 'physician in petticoats' to describe the American doctor, Mary Walker Walker, Mary (1832–1919) WBI
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. Points out that she is a 'duly qualified' physician who is experienced in 'actual practice' and 'actual service', but that she wears 'pantalettes' rather than 'pantaloons'. Suggests that 'pantalettes' be abandoned, pointing out that a women doctor is not called a 'doctress' and that in the days before pantaloons a lady physician wearing breeches would not be considered to be wearing 'breechettes'. Proceeds to discuss the more serious question of the women who are burnt to death when their crinolines catch fire.



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Punch,  51 (1866), 260.

A Crushing Reform

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Transport, Steam-power


    Discusses an extract from an article describing the use of a steam roller to grind the granite paths in Hyde Park Hyde Park
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. Takes this opportunity to lament the reluctance with which 'British local self-government' has accepted their 'duty' to undertake this operation on the granitic roads, and to urge those who have neglected this duty to walk over their own Macadam McAdam, John Loudon (1756–1836) ODNB
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Punch,  51 (1866), 261.

Our Goose Club

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Quackery


Punch,  51 (1866), 262.

The Black Country, Not all Black

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Industry, Manufactories, Environmentalism, Education


    Replying to the 'friends and correspondents of the Black Country' who have responded, in whatever way, to earlier remarks about Wolverhampton (Anon, 'The Queen in the Black Country', Punch, 51 (1866), 238), emphasizes that the purpose of the lines was to agree with those who are trying to improve the education and working habits of Wolverhampton's inhabitants and to uphold Prince Albert Albert [Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha], prince consort, consort of Queen Victoria (1819–61) ODNB
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as 'the great promoter of social improvement, the foremost assertor of the duties of capital and culture to labour and ignorance'. Concludes by insisting that Mr Punch's 'medicine' will be found to be 'not superfluous' and its dose 'not excessive'.



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