Science in the 19th Century Periodical

Punch, Or the London Charivari [1st]

Introductory Essay
Volume 11  (July to December 1846)
Punch,  11 (1846), 10.

Analysis of the Stable Mind

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Genre:

Essay, Drollery

Subjects:

Psychology, Associationism, Animal Behaviour


    Attempts to analyse the 'stable variety of the human mind', now that Lord George Bentinck Bentinck, Lord George (William George Frederic Cavendish) (1802–48) ODNB
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(a horse-racing fanatic) had 'brought it to celebrity'. Punning on the word 'stable', describes the powers of 'Perception, Conception, Memory, Imagination, and Judgement' in terms connoting horse racing. For example, argues that 'Perception' is 'confined' to the horse's harnesses, 'and to those weaknesses in the human character that constitute the dupe or flat'. Adds that 'Memory of a stable mind is strong' with regard to such events as 'bets placed a long time ago', but fails regarding bets 'wherin its possessor has lost his wager'. Considers the stable mind to have no power of 'Imagination'—'no appreciation whatever of the sublime or the beautiful'. Adds that the stable mind 'displays very strongly' the power of 'Association'—a tendency 'to keep company with grooms and jockeys'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 20.

New Patents

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Anon

Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Transport, Invention, Steamships


    Reports that a Dennis Smith of Dublin has patented a carriage driven by horses from both ends, a design inspired by steamboats that have rudders at both ends. Adds that Septimus Sharpe has patented an omnibus that can act as a watering-cart. The illustrations depict these ridiculous inventions.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 26.

The Aggrieved Professors

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Anon

Genre:

Petition, Spoof

Subjects:

Universities, Quackery, Charlatanry


    Anonymous 'respectable Scientific Men and Philosophers Natural and Moral' beg to show the University of Oxford University of Oxford
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, the University of Cambridge University of Cambridge
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, the Royal College of Physicians Royal College of Physicians
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, and the Royal College of Surgeons Royal College of Surgeons
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, the existence of individuals who call themselves 'Professors', but who are in fact merely 'teachers of dancing', 'Professors of pills and ointments', and practitioners of similarly non-academic trades. Contains a thinly-veiled reference to David B Reid Reid, David Boswell (1805–63) ODNB
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, the 'Professor of a ventilating peruke'. Requests that the title 'Professor' be replaced by 'Lecturers and Teachers'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 30.

The Ventilating Guy Faux

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery; Illustration, Caricature

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Subjects:

Public Health, Invention, Politics, Engineering, Charlatanry


    Draws a comparison between Guy Fawkes Fawkes, Guy (1570–1606) ODNB
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and David B Reid Reid, David Boswell (1805–63) ODNB
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, who had recently been sacked by the Houses of Parliament Houses of Parliament
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. Reports that the building was found to 'be entirely undermined by the most fearful apparatus [Reid's ventilating machine]'. The 'ventilating Guy [Reid]'—who lacked 'energy in carrying out his purpose', and whose trials of the apparatus ended in 'explosions'—had his project thwarted. The illustration depicts a Jacobean character (probably Guy Fawkes) blowing up the Houses of Parliament with Reid's apparatus.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 36.

The Daniel Lamberts of Animal Life

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Animal Husbandry, Breeding, Monstrosities


    Describes a giant cow seen at the Newcastle show of the Royal Agricultural Society Royal Agricultural Society of England
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, which is twice the size of the notoriously corpulent Daniel Lambert Lambert, Daniel (1770–1809) ODNB
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. In the intense heat of the day the cow could have caused a huge 'river of tallow' to run through the pavilion. Notes the ability of Southdown cattle to survive the heat and pities a 'poor wheezing bull'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 40.

[The Apothecary's Boy]

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N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Pharmaceuticals, Quackery, Medical Treatment, Commerce


    Depicts an apothecary's shop. A young boy behind the counter informs his female customer that 'Mr Pestle's out of town' and asks her if he can give her 'any adwice'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 40.

The Poetry of Steam

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John Coke Coke, John
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Genre:

Letter, Drollery; Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Steam-power, Railways, Engineers, Futurism, Controversy, Steamships


    Describing himself as a 'stoker', the narrator attacks William Wordsworth's Wordsworth, William (1770–1850) ODNB
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criticism of steam-power, and presents a poem, after William Shakespeare Shakespeare, William (1564–1616) ODNB
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, on the eulogistic 'Seven Ages of Steam'. The poem opens by noting steam's dominance over men and women's lives, and traces the various stages of steam power: the kettle, Thomas Newcomen's Newcomen, Thomas (1663–1729) DSB
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engine, James Watt's Watt, James (1736–1819) DSB
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'more economic' condenser and 'double-acting' engine, Robert Fulton's Fulton, Robert (1765–1815) CBD
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odiferous and overcrowded steam-boat, and George Stephenson's Stephenson, George (1781–1848) ODNB
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steam-horse with 'wheels of clumsy cut'. Regards the 'Sixth Age' as the 'war of broad and narrow gauge' between Isambard K Brunel Brunel, Isambard Kingdom (1806–59) ODNB
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and George Hudson Hudson, George (1800–71) ODNB
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. Thinks the last 'scene' 'Is general brotherhood, of mere oblivion / Of troops, of wars, of blood, and all such things'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 40.

Fudge for the Farmer

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Simon Hodgskins Hodgskins, Simon
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Agriculture, Machinery, Invention


    Written in the style of a 'Hampshur' farmer, glad to see at the Newcastle 'meetun' of the Royal Agricultural Society Royal Agricultural Society of England
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that 'volks set to work a cultivatun the soil so as to make as much as they can grow upon 't'. Taken aback 'to read about all the noo implements for farmun as was show'd there', such as 'Nar-weegun Harrers' and 'Pattent Haxuls'. Suspects that such machines will 'drive labourers out of employ', but supposes 't'will all be right in the end'. Regards his boots as far better 'clod-crushers' and 'corn-crushers' than machines purporting to do the same tasks. The illustration shows a rustic grinding corn in a pestle and mortar.



Punch,  11 (1846), 41.

Prizes at the Agricultural Show

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Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Agriculture, Machinery, Cultural Geography, Politics


    Lists prizes given to statesmen of the day for agricultural machines that symbolise their political activities. For example, Robert Peel Peel, Sir Robert, 2nd Baronet (1788–1850) ODNB
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is honoured for a 'new corn-crushing' machine (an allusion to his opposition to the Corn Law), and the radical Irish politician Daniel O'Connell O'Connell, Daniel (1775–1847) ODNB
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'for the best set of tools, for draining a poor soil'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 45.

Punch's Political Dictionary

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Genre:

Regular Feature, Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Machinery, Human Species


    In defining 'machinery', notes that 'Man is sometimes called a machine' and a coach-horse 'a valuable machiner'. Infers that 'the brute is considered well-adapted to draw a bathing-machine at a watering-place'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 46.

Costumes for Railway Travellers

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Railways, Invention, Accidents, Travel


    Reports proposal to provide 'safety dress' for passengers on the Eastern Counties Railway Eastern Counties Railway Company
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, a costume consisting of a heavily padded suit covering the whole body. Suggests that 'false calves' be sold to passengers.



Punch,  11 (1846), 50.

The Hyde-Park Clock

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Physiognomy, Time, Instruments


    Reports on the poor condition of the Hyde Park Clock and notes that during the night, an 'eruption breaks out all over the face, which exhibits such confusion that even the celebrated physiognomist LAVATER Lavater, Johann Kaspar (1741–1801) CBD
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would be puzzled to read its expression'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 52.

Railway Definitions

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Engineering, Accidents


    Defines 'Up Train' as a 'train whose engine explodes' and 'Down Train' as a train 'whose engine gets off the line, and throws the carriages over'.



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Punch,  10 (1846), 64.

Butterflies and Bishops

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[Douglas W Jerrold] Jerrold, Douglas William (1803–1857) ODNB
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Jerrold, Walter. 1910. Douglas Jerrold and 'Punch', London: Macmillan and Co.
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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Entomology, Superstition, Religion, Religious Authority, Government, Prognostication


    Noting recent reports of 'an immense cloud of butterflies' that was 'seen somewhere upon the coast' and which threatened to devour crops. Denies that Punch is superstitious, but suspects that the fear of an 'untoward event' emanating from the cloud prompted a new parliamentary bill to create 'no less than nineteen new bishops'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 64.

A Voice from Egyptian Hall

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Amusement, Invention, Sound, Instrument-makers


    Reports that Prof. Faber's Faber, Prof (fl. 1846) PU1/11/7/1
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'speaking-machine' at the Egyptian Hall Egyptian Hall, Piccadilly
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has survived a recent hailstorm. Recommends, however, that Faber produce a 'double' [an understudy] for the automaton 'to guard against accidents'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 73.

The New Omnibus

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Essay, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Transport, Invention


    Announces the construction of an omnibus which allows tired passengers 'to retire to separate apartments at the top of the 'bus, where the operations of shaving, hair-cutting, &c, &c, may be carried on, so that no time will be lost even during the entire obstruction of the thoroughfare'. Discusses solutions to the problem of cutting facial and bodily hair on an omnibus, and adds that 'letter writing' and 'refreshment' rooms and a 'circulating library' will be included. The illustration depicts the proposed omnibus.



Punch,  11 (1846), 74.

Death to the Doctors

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Fiat Haustus Haustus, Fiat
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Horticulture, Nutrition


    Concurs with a Daily News Daily News (1846–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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report on the scarcity of fruit, and warns that the medical profession will be 'ruined' owing to a decline in the number of people 'who become indisposed from indulging in fruit'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 76.

Discovery for the Nerves

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Physiology, Psychology, Gender, Class


    Claims that 'persons, especially fine ladies' who, following their 'over-refined and luxurious' lifestyle, suffer from 'Nervousness', will find their complaint cured by 'six weeks' residence in a Workhouse'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 77.

Heather near Home

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Disease, Hunting, Government, Politics


    Reports on the description by statesman Henry P Brougham (1st Baron Brougham and Vaux) Brougham, Henry Peter, 1st Baron Brougham and Vaux (1778–1868) ODNB
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of the seasonal 'Legislative Cholera', a disease that Brougham believes causes a swelling and the death of 'bills', but which Punch regards as a 'violent delirium' causing statesmen to have an 'inordinate craving' for grouse shooting. Notes that one solution to the problem is to fence in Hampstead Heath and stock it with 'grouse of all descriptions'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 78.

The Archaeological Association

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Genre:

Proceedings, Spoof

Subjects:

Archaeology


    Reports on papers delivered to the 'Archaeological Association', an allusion to the Archaeological Institute Royal Archaeological Institute
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, which had recently met in York. Describes a paper by Albert Way Way, Albert (1805–74) ODNB
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on an 'ignited lamp' found in the tomb of Constantius Chlorus but doubts Lasius's claim that the ancients dissolved gold into 'fat liquor' in order to provide a long-lasting lamp fuel. Proceedings include discussion of Mr Browne's discovery of a 'crack in the centre tower of York Minster York Minster
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', and John Phillips's Phillips, John (1800–74) DSB
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observation that '6000 gallons of water weighed twenty tons'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 83.

The Speaking Machine

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

wdct.

Subjects:

Invention, Amusement, Politics, Government, Instrument-makers


    Discusses the potential applications of Prof. Faber's Faber, Prof (fl. 1846) PU1/11/7/1
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'Euphonia, or Speaking Machine'. Believes it could be combined with Charles Babbage's Babbage, Charles (1792–1871) DSB
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'Calculating Machine' to make a 'Chancellor of the Exchequer' or a 'Mathematical Lecturer at the Universities', or combined with a type-setting machine to produce long parliamentary speeches 'with all the best benefits of emphasis and oratory'. Discusses the benefits that curates, lawyers, and the Speaker of the House of Commons House of Commons
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could reap by having the machine deliver sermons, attend committees, and verbally discipline statesmen. Criticizes the poor elocution and laughing powers of the machine, but applauds its ability to hiss. The illustration shows Robert Peel Peel, Sir Robert, 2nd Baronet (1788–1850) ODNB
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operating the machine, with Benjamin Disraeli Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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as the female automaton constituting its centrepiece.



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Punch,  10 (1846), 87.

Parliamentary Train

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Travel


    Discusses complaints that it has received from disgruntled passengers forced to travel in third-class railway carriages. Describes the excessively cramped and dangerous conditions inside such carriages.



Punch,  11 (1846), 87.

The Sanatory Condition of the City

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Anon

Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Public Health, Disease


    Suggests that a commission into London's sanitary condition publish a report containing several observations. These include the susceptibility of Londoners to 'a species of disorder termed Podagra, or Gout', the link between 'taking into the stomach too ample allowances of animal and other substances' and 'civic diseases', and the fact that the 'Lord Mayor's dinner alone gives occasion, annually, for the services of some hundreds of doctors'. The report concludes by recommending that Londoners 'limit their supplies of food and drink'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 88.

The River and the Road

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Anon

Genre:

Illustration, Satire; News-Commentary, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Steamships, Transport, Travel, Commerce


    The illustration depicts a vastly overcrowded Thames steamship. The text notes that people are choosing to travel by river rather than by road and complains that 'steam-boats have been piled up like pecks of broad beans'. Expresses the suspicion that 'the Commissioners of Sewers City of London Commissioners of Sewers
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, and the Paving Boards, are in league with the proprietors of the Bee Bee, steamship
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[a popular steamship], which is gathering honey in pennyworths'. Notes the steering difficulties faced by the captains of such overcrowded vessels.



Punch,  11 (1846), 93.

Reasons for Pulling Down Westminster Bridge

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Genre:

Report, Spoof

Subjects:

Engineering, Accidents


    Convinced by arguments put forward by a 'Committee appointed to inquire into the state of Westminster Bridge Westminster Bridge
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' that the bridge should be pulled down. Arguments include the fact that the bridge's 'foundation is giving way', that it is 'blocked up every other month', and that 'if it is not pulled down, it will either fall in, or else be carried away'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 97.

Advice Gratis to the Poor

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Class


    Shows an impoverished mother and daughter in a doctor's surgery where the doctor makes the signally unhelpful suggestion that the mother feed her daughter on expensive foods and take her to the seaside and the spa town of Baden-Baden.



Punch,  11 (1846), 98.

A Hint for the Dean and Chapter of Westminster

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Religion, Architecture, Display


    Another cynical response to the Dean and Chapter of Westminster Abbey Westminster Abbey
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that charges the public a fee (2d.) for visiting the abbey's tombs, statues, and other exhibits. The illustration shows a small steam-locomotive dragging several carriages on a line laid inside the abbey. Several people stand on the carriages in order to gain a better view of the exhibits. A clergyman stands at the end of the last carriage, shouting a commentary on the exhibits through a trumpet. The text explains that by reducing the admission fee, the dean and chapter have resolved to increase the number of visitors. Announces that an abbey railway system has been proposed which takes visitors on regular trips.



Punch,  11 (1846), 98.

Jenkins on Railroads

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[Douglas W Jerrold] Jerrold, Douglas William (1803–1857) ODNB
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Jerrold, Walter. 1910. Douglas Jerrold and 'Punch', London: Macmillan and Co.
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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Environmentalism


Punch,  11 (1846), 103.

A Talking Potato!

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Engineers, Chemistry, Cultural Geography, Race, Politics, Morality, Machinery


    Reports on a speech by Thomas Steele Steele, Thomas (1788–1848) ODNB
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, the 'Head Pacificator of Ireland'. Steele introduces the radical Irish politician Daniel O'Connell O'Connell, Daniel (1775–1847) ODNB
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as the 'creator of the ethical moral force revolutionary system; as Isaac Newton Newton, Sir Isaac (1642–1727) DSB
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was the inventor of the ethereal system of fluxions [...] or a Watt Watt, James (1736–1819) DSB
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was the inventor of the double-acting steam-engine [...]—that gorgeous piece of mechanism'. Asks why O'Connell does not 'suffer his own invention, that of "ethical moral force" to be worked all over Ireland'. Compares O'Connell's alleged status as '"the father of his country" and "the father of JOHN, his country's hope"' to that of Robert Boyle Boyle, Hon Robert (1627–91) DSB ODNB
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, who was the 'father of chemistry and the brother of the EARL OF CORK'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 104.

The New Aerial Omnibus

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Essay, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

wdct.

Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Transport, Invention, Travel


    Describes a scheme for solving the congestion problems on London's thoroughfares: passenger-carrying vehicles suspended from 'strong lines of rope', strung between such lofty constructions as the monument on Fish Street Hill and Nelson's Column. The illustration depicts two such aerial carriages.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 114.

Westminster Bridge

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; News-Commentary, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Engineering, Transport, Steamships, Navigation


    Complains that 'Father Thames' can no longer stand the 'burden' of the 'poor and dilapidated old pile'—Westminster Bridge Westminster Bridge
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—and that the cost of 'doctor's bills' for the bridge would have 'supported the whole family of metropolitan bridges in respectability'. The illustration and text portray the problems of navigating steamships through the only arch on the bridge that is large enough to take vessels.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 116.

Curiosities of Medical Experience

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J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Satire

Relevant illustrations:

wdct.

Illustrators:

J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Gender


    Shows a 'Professional' medical man outside a consulting room informing a portly 'Old Lady' of her symptoms. The description is ridiculously technical and leads to the doctor warning the woman that her symptoms 'might have ended in delirium tremens, or even premature elephantiasis'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 118.

Tremendous Potato Discovery

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Agriculture, Religion, Disease, Religion, Morality, Sanitation


    Aggrieved to learn that, despite a costly 'scientific commission to discover the true causes of the potato evil', the disease lies in the heart of man—the granting of money to the impoverished Roman Catholic seminary, Maynooth College St Patrick's College, Maynooth
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. Adds that 'scientific men—with the blindness of all speculative wisdom (whence the blink-eyed owl is the pet bird of Miss MINERVA)—prescribed lime and alum washing, and in an unknown tongue preached fifty impossible remedies to the wondering peasant', whereas 'the repeal of the Maynooth Grant would have stayed the disease at once'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 121.

Curiosities of Science

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Genre:

Announcement, Drollery

Subjects:

Electricity, Meteorology, Domestic Economy


    Responding to news that a 'certain professor would produce the bottled smell of lightning', suggests that 'thunderbolts' can likewise be tamed so that 'timid people may fasten their bedroom doors with them'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 124.

The British Association

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Societies, Mechanics, Zoology, Heat, Geology, Sound, Inorganic Chemistry

Publications cited:

Buckman 1847, Buckman, James 1847. 'Notice of the Discovery of a new Species of Hypanthrocrinite in the Upper Silurian Strata', Report of the Sixteenth Meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science; Held at Southampton in September 1846, Notes and Abstracts of Communications to the Sections, 61–62
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Grove 1847, Grove, William Robert 1847. 'On the Development of Water into its Constituent Gases by Heat', Report of the Sixteenth Meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science; Held at Southampton in September 1846, Notes and Abstracts of Communications to the Sections, 48–49
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Knowles 1847 Knowles, Edward R J 1847. 'Extraordinary Appearance in the Flame of a common mould candle', Report of the Sixteenth Meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science; Held at Southampton in September 1846, Notes and Abstracts of Communications to the Sections, 49
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    Report of the meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science British Association for the Advancement of Science
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, begins by noting the public's persistent curiosity regarding the association's expensive activities. Discussion of proceedings includes speculation that Roderick I Murchison Murchison, Sir Roderick Impey, 1st Baronet (1792–1871) DSBODNB
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and Charles G B Daubeny's Daubeny, Charles Giles Bridle (1795–1867) DSB
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experiments on 'strong materials' focused on pokers and shirt collars, and considers the consequences of Edward Forbes Forbes, Edward, Jr (1815–54) DSB
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presenting 'a preventive man [...] dressed up 'à-la-What-is-it?'. Describes Edward R J Knowles's Knowles, Edward R J (fl. 1846) PU1/11/12/4
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failure to amuse his audience by claiming that the number of 'thieves' detected in the 'flame of a candle' had 'increased since the disappearance of snuffers had caused the abolition of capital punishment' for such 'wick-ed' intruders. Reports on an 'angry discussion' between William R Grove Grove, Sir William Robert (1811–96) DSB ODNB
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and Lyon Playfair Playfair, Sir Lyon, 1st Baron Playfair of St Andrews (1818–98) DSB
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over Grove's claim that 'heat would boil water away'. The reporter left precipitately during James Buckman's Buckman, James (1816–84) ODNB
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paper on the 'Silurian Beds, at Bay head', being in danger of falling asleep on them.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 125.

The Snobs of England by One of Themselves: Chapter 30—English Snobs on the Continent  [30/52][William M Thackeray], 'The Snobs of England by One of Themselves: Chapter 33—On Some Country Snobs', Punch, 11 (1846), 157

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Genre:

Serial, Essay, Satire

Subjects:

Astronomy, Instruments, Observation, Class


    Reports that his friend 'Panwhiski' criticized the telescope of William Parsons (3rd Earl of Rosse) Parsons, William, 3rd Earl of Rosse (1800–67) DSB
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for only allowing 'you to see a few hundred miles farther' and more of the same type of astronomical body. Believes snobs are like stars because 'the more you gaze upon those luminaries, the more you behold—now nebulously congregated—now faintly distinguishable—now brightly defined—until they twinkle off in endless blazes, and fade into immeasurable darkness'. Believes that one day some 'telescopic philosopher' or 'Snobonomer' will 'find the laws of the great science which we are now merely playing with'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 128.

How to Get Rid of a Gratis Patient

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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Satire

Relevant illustrations:

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J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners, Gender


    Shows a medical practitioner questioning a female patient in his surgery. Having learnt that his pills have not improved her condition, he suggests shaving her head and having his pupil put a seton on the back of her neck.



Punch,  11 (1846), 131.

The Ladies and the Savans

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Societies, Gender, Archaeology, Geology, Railways, Commerce


    Reports that the British Association for the Advancement of Science British Association for the Advancement of Science
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has decided to admit ladies, including Mrs Gamp, as members. Mrs Gamp's dubious scientific credentials include, in archaeology, her 'productions of several huge columns, of great antiquity' and, in geology, her discovery of 'fragments of the primary deposits in railway advertisements'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 133.

The Last New Railway Scheme

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Essay, Drollery

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Subjects:

Railways, Engineering, Transport, Futurism, Commerce, Domestic Economy


    Describes a proposal to construct an underground railway, a scheme designed to relieve 'overcrowded thoroughfares' and the 'overcrowded pocket'. Reports that no 'serious engineering difficulties' are anticipated and that the tunnel will exploit, by arrangement, private 'coal cellars', 'kitchens', and 'coal holes'. Notes the need for co-operation from 'gas and water companies' and the possibility of using the principal pipe belonging to the waterworks. Suggests that the trains could easily run in sewers because their wheels would raise the locomotive and carriages above the water level. Encourages those 'disposed to sink a little capital' to 'bury it under the Metropolis in the manner proposed'. The illustration shows a 'prophetic view' of trains running in a tunnel, itself curved under an subterranean sewer.



Punch,  11 (1846), 134.

A Question for the Savans

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Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Societies, Agriculture


    Claims that the British Association for the Advancement of Science British Association for the Advancement of Science
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chose to meet in Southampton in order to 'ascertain how many Hampshire Hogs it would take to produce a BACON Bacon, Francis, 1st Viscount St Alban (1561–1626) DSB ODNB
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'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 136.

Railway Luxuries

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Nutrition, Transport, Engineering, Mechanics, Education, Lecturing


    Discussing proposals to establish a refreshment room on trains, suggests that the engine boiler 'be supplied with soup instead of plain water', and explains that the steam produced from soup would 'have much greater force' than that from water vapour. Adds that the Eastern Counties Eastern Counties Railway Company
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train will have 'a Mechanics' Institute for the third class' and lectures on anatomy.



Punch,  11 (1846), 137.

Punch's Curiosities of Medical Experience

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J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Satire

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Illustrators:

J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners

People mentioned:

Galen Galen (129/30–199/200) DSB
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    Depicts a physician conversing with his apprentice. The medical practitioner reminds his apprentice that they never fill patients' draughts with water, but 'Aqua Distilla, if you please'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 142.

The Speaking Automaton on Railways

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Telegraphy, Amusement, Instruments, Commerce

People mentioned:

John F W Herschel Herschel, Sir John Frederick William (1792–1871) DSB ODNB
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    Reports on suggestions that the 'Speaking Automaton' be combined with the electric telegraph. Describes how this proposal would improve 'communications made from station to station' and ticket selling. Adds that the bland tones of the machine would be refreshing after the blunt manner of railway officials, and that the machine would enable George Hudson Hudson, George (1800–71) ODNB
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to conduct business from home.



Punch,  11 (1846), 144.

How to Work a Telegraph

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Cultural Geography

Publications cited:

Constitutional Constitutionnel (1816–70) BUCOP
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    Argues that the reason why the 'Electric Telegraph makes no progress in France' is because 'it can be worked in all weather, and at a moment's notice', unlike the 'wooden telegraph', a communication technique widely adopted in France, which has the 'superiority of being stopped suddenly' by clouds and darkness. Explains that eminent Frenchmen, such as Adolphe Thiers Thiers, Louis Adolphe (Adolphe) (1797–1897) CBD
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and King Louis-Phillipe Louis-Phillipe, King of the French (1773–1850) CBD
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, appreciate these advantages because they would rather not have the means of 'communicating in a direct line with the Bourse'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 145.

Strong Evidence to the Contrary

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N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Satire

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N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Quackery, Medical Treatment


    Depicts a scene in a shop in which a bald shopkeeper reassures a customer that the substance he is recommending is 'warranted to produce a crop of curls on the baldest head within four-and-twenty hours'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 149.

Travels of a Meteor

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Astronomy, Observation, Superstition


    Offers a set of observations of a recent meteor to the astronomical correspondent of the Morning Herald Morning Herald and Daily Advertiser (1780–1869) Waterloo Directory
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, who desires such information, possibly to support a 'celestial theory'. The reports are absurdly crude and illustrate witnesses' confusion about the comet and other bright objects in the sky. For example, 'CABMAN, JIM DOWNY [...] saw somfin blueish, then reddish, up in the 'eavens, but thought it vas the fireworks at Wauxhall [Vauxhall] Royal Gardens, Vauxhall
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[...]. They cum out of the chimbley of the Helephant and Castle, and vent he doesn't know where'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 149.

Good News for Savans

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, Periodicals, Reading

People mentioned:

Christian F Schönbein Schönbein, Christian Friedrich (1799–1868) DSB
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    Reports on Mrs Gamp's discovery of a lead paper, the Morning Herald Morning Herald and Daily Advertiser (1780–1869) Waterloo Directory
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, 'with which you may wad your gun and load it at once'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 150.

State Bulletins for Spain

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Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Politics


    Noting Spain's 'alarming conditions', suggests that the country be attended by 'state physicians' and that health bulletins be issued. Gives examples of the latter. For instance, '6 A.M. Spain has passed a tolerable night, but is slightly troubled with symptoms of commotion this morning'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 155.

Curiosities of Medicine

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Domestic Economy, Surgery


    Discusses an advertisement in The Times The Times (1777–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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from a young man offering his services as a groom and medical practitioner. Presumes that the request for skills in the 'routine of surgery' includes such adulterous acts as 'rolling bread up into pills'. Suggests that medical professionals, 'for the sake of appearances' and public confidence, should conceal any 'unions of occupation' they may have.



Punch,  11 (1846), 155.

Bulletin of the Statue

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Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Disease, Engineering


    A bulletin describing the condition of an enormous statue of Arthur Wellesley (1st Duke of Wellington) Wellesley, Arthur, 1st Duke of Wellington (1769–1852) ODNB
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as if it were a patient. For example, the bulletin for Thursday begins by observing that the 'DUKE has passed the night in the most dreadful suspense. His rest was broken by one of the deal boards that supported him having given way. The symptoms got worse about six, and at nine they had reached the climax, when it was expected the DUKE would break down, and be fearfully prostrate'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 156.

Parochial Advertisement

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Genre:

Advertisement, Spoof

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Class


    A workhouse seeks a 'Medical Man' able to pronounce its pauper's food 'succulent'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 157.

The Snobs of England by One of Themselves: Chapter 33—On Some Country Snobs  [33/52][William M Thackeray], 'The Snobs of England by One of Themselves: Chapter 30—English Snobs on the Continent', Punch, 11 (1846), 125

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Genre:

Serial, Essay, Satire

Subjects:

Education, Mathematics, Botany, Geology, Mineralogy, Physical Geography, Astronomy, Gender


    The character, 'Miss Emily', tells the narrator that she instructs her female pupils in 'Elocution, Geography and Astronomy, and the Use of Globes, Algebra', adding that her algebra lessons only extend as far as 'quadratic equations' because 'a poor ignorant female [...] cannot be expected to know everything'. Considers the subjects of 'Botany, Geology, and Mineralogy' to be 'amusements'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 159.

The Last Balloon of the Season

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; News-Commentary, Drollery

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Subjects:

Aeronautics, Transport, Amusement


    Reports that although 'Nature has behaved very amiably to the aeronauts throughout the season', she 'threw a damp' upon the 'intimacy' between 'earth and air', and caused a thunder-storm during an attempted balloon ascent from Cremorne Gardens Cremorne Gardens
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, the site of several spectacular balloon ascents. The illustration shows a hot air balloon and its passengers suffering a torrential rain storm.



Punch,  11 (1846), 163.

Mrs. Gamp after her 'Epigrams'

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J L, pseud.  [John Leech] Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

J L, pseud.  [John Leech] Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Periodicals


    Shows Mrs Gamp, the fictional editor of Punch's enemy, the Tory Morning Herald Morning Herald and Daily Advertiser (1780–1869) Waterloo Directory
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, having her pulse taken by Dr Punch, who tells his patient that her weakness and languidness is due to 'poor circulation'. Mrs Gamp replies that she wishes she had her doctor's 'health and spirits'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 169.

Lunar Phenomenon

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John South South, John
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

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Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Astronomy, Observatories

Institutions mentioned:

Royal Observatory, Greenwich Royal Observatory, Greenwich
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    The spoof letter writer, South (an allusion to James South South, James (1785–1867) DSB
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), reports 'an extraordinary appearance on the face of the moon' which he judges to be 'the longitude of the Duke [of Wellington]'s Wellesley, Arthur, 1st Duke of Wellington (1769–1852) ODNB
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face in his statue at Hyde Park Corner, acting on the latitude of the moon's diameter'. Wants this obstruction to his astronomical observations to be removed. The illustration shows South's view of statue through his telescope.



Punch,  11 (1846), 175.

Theatrical Astronomy: Sudden Appearance of a Star

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

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Illustrators:

J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Astronomy, Amusement


    Describes the behaviour of the actor, John P Harley Harley, John Pritt (1786–1858) ODNB
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, as if he were a celestial object. For example, reports that this 'planet [...] gave out a few corruscations' and shortly afterwards 'the little dog-star or Barker [a fellow actor]' commenced 'a series of twinkles'. The illustration shows an hirsute figure standing in a theatre box holding binoculars.



Punch,  11 (1846), 176.

Schönbein's Gun Cotton

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Invention, Discovery


    Complains that Christian F Schönbein's Schönbein, Christian Friedrich (1799–1868) DSB
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invention of gun cotton will spawn imitators who claim priority over the original invention. Cynically suggests that people will be claiming that nothing is 'more obvious for loading guns than balls of cotton'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 179.

Hosts of Claimants

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Discovery, Nomenclature, Nationalism


    Responding to the plethora of claimants for Urbain J J Leverrier's Le Verrier, Urbain Jean Joseph (1811–77) DSB
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'discovery' of a 'new planet', suggests that the planet is called 'François Arago Arago, Dominique François Jean (1786–1853) DSB
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Aurora Georgium Sidus Herschel Herschel, Sir John Frederick William (1792–1871) DSB ODNB
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Le Verrier Victoria Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and Empress of India (1819–1901) ODNB
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Louis-Phillipe Louis-Phillipe, King of the French (1773–1850) CBD
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Frederic Neptune'. Thinks the 'lawful parent' of a 'new-born star' should be the first astronomer to sign an 'astronomical registry for the births of planets'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 179.

The Disadvantages of Science

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Genre:

Editorial, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Railways, Gender


    Complains that the electric telegraph 'prevents the course of true love from running smooth', because it extinguishes 'runaway matches by rail'. Adds that the 'fair sex' want to create a 'Parliamentary Bill removing elopements out of the jurisdiction of the telegraph'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 180.

A Deep Design

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Invention, Gender


    Responds to news that electric telegraphs are to be laid under London's streets. Presumes that an 'undertone' will be used on such an invention, but is concerned about the effect of the 'whole population' wanting to 'talk' at once via the telegraph, and the arrangements for preventing messages going to the wrong people. Thinks 'no female' should be 'allowed to monopolise the use of the subterranean tongue for longer than ten minutes'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 184.

Indian-Rubber Railways

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; News-Commentary, Drollery

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wdct.

Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Transport, Invention, Railways, Travel


    Explains a new project for 'pulling the public along a railway by means of Indian Rubber'. The scheme involves attaching a giant 'elastic band' to the 'horse or carriage to be pulled'. Believes travellers will be 'nicely drawn in' by the tremendous force produced by elongated caoutchouc, much as the public will be 'drawn in' if they finance the project.



Punch,  11 (1846), 186.

London in A.D. 2346

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Paper, Spoof

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Subjects:

Archaeology, Societies


    Presentation of a paper to the 'New London Archaeological Institute Royal Archaeological Institute
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' on the old city of London. Reports that officers of the institute 'have been compelled to assign conjectural characters and destinations to the several buildings and works discovered [...] belonging to a 'bygone and barbarous race'. Conclusions include the attribution of remains of a 'low and singularly unsightly range of building' containing paintings 'crowded together in low close rooms', to the National Gallery National Gallery
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.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 188.

Who Found the Planet?

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Discovery, Controversy, Publishing


    Reports on a dispute in the 'scientific world' between Urbain J J Leverrier Le Verrier, Urbain Jean Joseph (1811–77) DSB
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and John Couch Adams Adams, John Couch (1819–92) DSB
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over the discovery of 'the new Planet'—Neptune. Regrets that the original 'finder' was not able to mark the planet 'with his initials, or take some course to prove his right to the article'. Rubbishes Adams's claim that 'the press of other occupations' prevented him from publicising his earlier observations of the planet. Believes that new planets cannot be 'overlooked' so readily and that Adams has not treated them with the 'respect' they deserve.



Punch,  11 (1846), 193.

Nothing New under the Sun

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, Comparative Philology, Ancient Authorities


    Reports that Professor Otto von Foggenkopf, a 'Greek professor of Göttingen', has claimed that the shirt which burnt Hercules to death must have been made of gun-cotton.



Punch,  11 (1846), 196.

New Metropolitan Clock

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; News-Commentary, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

wdct.

Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Time, Instruments


    Following an article in the Morning Post Morning Post and Daily Advertising Pamphlet (1772–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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, explains how the enormous statue of Arthur Wellesley (1st Duke of Wellington) Wellesley, Arthur, 1st Duke of Wellington (1769–1852) ODNB
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could be turned into a clock. The illustration depicts the equestrian statue on its arch, under which is suspended a pendulum, and over which is placed a giant bell jar.



Punch,  11 (1846), 196.

The Weather

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Meteorology, Astronomy


    Reports on various 'meteorological' phenomena of decidedly terrestrial origin. For example, a 'shower of half-pence' was caused by a 'lady letting her reticule fall over the banisters of St Paul's [Cathedral] St Paul's Cathedral
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'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 199.

The Latest New Railway

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Essay, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

wdct.

Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Invention


    Proposes a new 'Shop-Ledge Line', a railway consisting of vehicles running along street ledges, which have been constructed at the same height. Explains that each vehicle will be fitted with 'a sort of telescopic axletree', enabling it to move through thoroughfares of different width. Believes that the project will 'cause relief to the overcrowded streets' and explains that the cost will be 'moderate' and only requires shareholders to adjust their window ledges to the level of their next-door neighbours'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 200.

A Shocking Expedient

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Anon

Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Electricity, Military Technology, Publishing


    Reports that a Berlin chemist has manufactured highly explosive 'electric paper' and recommends it to authors whose books will consequently 'go off'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 200.

A Pretty Idea

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology


    Reports that a female champion of silk stockings is delighted with Christian F Schönbein's Schönbein, Christian Friedrich (1799–1868) DSB
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discovery of gun cotton because cotton will 'now be generally exploded'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 206.

A Gigantic Task

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Palaeontology, Zoology


    Believes the report that Richard Owen Owen, Richard (1804–92) DSB
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'examined the remains of at least four thousand elephants' is an 'exaggeration', because not even the 'most active of Custom House officers' can 'get through an examination of their trunks in the time which it is alleged has been all that PROFESSOR OWEN devoted to the elephants themselves'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 208.

Equestrian Anatomy

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Anatomy, Zoology, Veterinary Science, Heroism


    Reports that a veterinary surgeon has analysed the anatomy of the horse forming part of the statue of Arthur Wellesley (1st Duke of Wellington) Wellesley, Arthur, 1st Duke of Wellington (1769–1852) ODNB
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and has found such mysterious components as a unicorn's head, a prize-cow's carcass, and the legs of a clothes' horse.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 209.

Smithfield Rights of Cattle

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Young Bull Bull, Young
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Animal Husbandry, Animal Behaviour


    Written by a pig on behalf of a cow who seeks to 'vindicate the rights of my order'. Does not object to his lot (he can, for example, 'look upon a horse-radish with dry eyes though full well knowing that some day we shall come together' on a dinner plate). Resents the fact that his generation of cows, unlike his ancestors, are killed at Smithfield Market Smithfield Market
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without having first enjoyed a 'leisurely stare at London shops and London people'. Promises that unless he's allowed to perform such acts as sauntering across Bridge Street and killing 'one or two of the lowest orders', he will have his revenge. Determined to 'cut up precious lean' despite the way people have fed him.



Punch,  11 (1846), 211.

The "Light of all Nations"

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Photography


    Reports that the sun's recent obscurity has been attributed to the fact that it has been '"used up" by the Daguerrotypes'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 212.

[The Trials of Domestic Bathing]

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J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

wdct.

Illustrators:

J Leech Leech, John (1817–64) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Sanitation, Invention, Technology, Gender, Domestic Economy


    Shows a boudoir in which a maidservant tells her employer, a portly and elderly lady, that her bath is ready. The maid points to the new steam bath, which can only accommodate a small person. The elderly lady insists that she 'can't get into such a bit of a thing as that'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 217.

Chemical Substitution

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Invention


    Claims that Christian F Schönbein Schönbein, Christian Friedrich (1799–1868) DSB
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hated military service and gunpowder, and notes with irony that his invention of gun-cotton resulted from his need to find a substitute for gunpowder.



Punch,  11 (1846), 217.

New Omnibus Escape

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Essay, Drollery

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Subjects:

Transport, Invention, Travel


    Suggests a mechanism for allowing passengers to escape 'from an omnibus blockade in Fleet Street'. Consists of 'a sort of elastic ladder' that 'on the touching of a spring' would 'rise from the top of the omnibus to the second floor windows of the houses on either side of a street'. The illustration shows passengers climbing such ladders.



Punch,  11 (1846), 217.

Curious Experiment

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Invention


    Reports on a successful attempt to fire cotton balls (an allusion to the recent invention of gun-cotton) and adds that the 'inventor' seeks to 'send one of the balls through the eye of a needle'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 220.

Rules and Regulations for Railways

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery; Instructions, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Public Health, Telegraphy, Engineering, Medical Practitioners, Commerce, Gender, Crime, Class


    Responding to news that the French government has published rules and regulations for French railways, suggests a similar publication for the British lines. The rules poke fun at the disagreeable aspects of second- and third-class railway travel, including the darkness, dampness, coldness, and overcrowding of carriages, the presence of cattle, the high risk of crimes against and injury to passengers, and the poor profits reaped by shareholders. For example, rule 'I' stipulates that 'Every Passenger in the second and third class is to be allowed to carry a dark lantern', while rule 'IV' states that 'Cattle are to be separated from the passengers as much as possible, as it has been found, from experiments, that men and oxen do not mix sociably together'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 221.

Making the Most of It

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Reportage, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Photography


    Reports that the most is being made of the 'Grand Ecclesiastical Exhibition Station, better known as St Paul's Cathedral St Paul's Cathedral
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', by installing a camera obscura into its roof. The illustration shows a tower marked 'Camera Obscura Admission Sixpence' covering the dome of St. Paul's.



Punch,  11 (1846), 226.

A Grateful Country

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Chemistry, Patronage, Class


    Reports that the Prime Minister Lord John Russell Russell, Lord John, 1st Earl Russell (1792–1878) ODNB
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is unable to grant a pension to the widow of James Marsh Marsh, James (1794–1846) ODNB
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, the inventor of a test for arsenic. Shows no surprise at the decision, pointing out that John Bull allows only twelve hundred pounds a year 'for the reward of philosophers, poets, men of science, and such cattle'. Cynically supposes that Mrs Marsh might have been placated by Russell telling her that Cecilia L Underwood (Duchess of Inverness) Underwood (née Gore, formerly Buggin), Cecilia Letitia, Duchess of Inverness (1785–1873) Cokayne 1910–59
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, to whom it was 'absolutely necessary to give [...] one thousand a year', was a more deserving case.



Punch,  11 (1846), 227.

How to Raise the Great Britain

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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Essay, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Steamships, Aeronautics, Engineering, Invention


    Lamenting the failure to raise the giant steamship, the Great Britain SS Great Britain
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, suggests that the task can be carried out by attaching 'Nassau' balloons to the vessel. Believes the same solution applies to the problem of raising the statue of the Arthur Wellesley (1st Duke of Wellington) Wellesley, Arthur, 1st Duke of Wellington (1769–1852) ODNB
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. The illustration shows three such balloons carrying the Great Britain.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 230.

Education at the Woolwich Academy

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Education, Colleges, Mathematics


    Suggests subjects for lectures at the Royal Military Academy, Woolwich Royal Military Academy, Woolwich
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, an institution notorious for cultivating such disagreeable habits as 'intoxication', 'lying', and 'swearing'. The lecture schedule combines these with such cerebral topics as mathematics, Euclid Euclid (fl. 295 BC) DSB
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, and the 'Science of Gunnery'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 230.

Family Philosophy

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Anon

Genre:

Review, Drollery

Publications reviewed:

Gower 1844 Gower, Charles Foote 1844. The Scientific Phenomena of Domestic Life: Familiarly Explained, London: Ridgway
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Subjects:

Domestic Economy, Chemistry, Gender, Nutrition, Psychology


    Suggests subjects to be included in the book. These include 'The Irritability of the Nervous System Characteristic of the Housewife on Washing Days' and 'The Evaporation of Tea and Sugar in Open Cupboards'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 231.

The Use of Signals

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Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Psychology, Railways, Mental Illness, Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Pharmaceuticals


    Reports on a 'poor stoker' who reacts to the green, white, and red lights displayed outside surgeons' doors as if they were the similarly coloured lights on locomotives. Stoker asks if surgeons' lights are designed to frighten people to death, entrap 'a stray customer', or reflect the fact that surgeons and chemists are 'compelled, by an Act of Parliament, to burn signals outside their shops to warn people of their danger'. Punch doubts the latter claim since it would mean that 'every life-pill concotor and lawyer in the kingdom' would be forced to burn red lights over his door.



Punch,  11 (1846), 238.

The Complete Letter Writer

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Genre:

Essay, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Electricity, Medical Practitioners


    Speculates that if the 'Electric Telegraph' is extended 'to every house', it would have such consequences as enabling 'doctors to consult with his patients without leaving his friends', and allowing members of 'polite circles' to respond quickly to party invitations. Believes the 'Electric Telegraph for the million' will turn the General Post Office General Post Office
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into a 'sinecure' since 'all letter-writing would be henceforth nothing more than a dead letter'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 240.

A Country Carol

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Anon

Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Agriculture, Education, Machinery, Invention, Chemistry


    Written by 'a true English farmer', who notes that 'we must all study science, we husbandmen', and confesses not to understand the 'new fangled inventions we now take in hand'. Recalling the time when 'the stable would yield / Whatsoever was needful to fatten the land', he observes that 'chemistry now into tillage we lugs' and can hardly believe that he is using guano and gypsum 'for manure' and 'Draughts and potions, / Washes, lotions, / Pills and Powders, to doctor the crops'. Expects the 'wisacres' will resort to the 'old plan of farming' and 'Drop reliance / On their science'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 243–44.

Life at the Cold Brandy-and-Water Cure

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Genre:

Diary, Spoof

Relevant illustrations:

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Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Hydropathy, Narcotics


    Attributes his transformation from being a melancholy and ascetic to a high-spirited individual to experiencing the 'Cold Brandy-and-Water Cure', provided at Malvern —an allusion to the celebrated hydropathic clinic in that locality. Treatment includes consuming large quantities and bathing in 'brandy-and-water', gorging 'every sort of relishing flesh and fish', playing billiards, and other indulgencies. (243) Describes his practitioner, Dr Squillson, who urges his patients to think of nothing but 'Cold Brandy-and-Water'. On leaving Malvern, he successfully continues the treatment in his own house and proudly confesses that he's been 'three times fined at Bow Street, for persisting in the cure'. (244)



Punch,  11 (1846), 250.

No more Autographs

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Anon

Genre:

Editorial, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Photography


    Hopes that with the electric telegraph coming into 'general use', there will be an end to celebrities having to sign 'young ladies' albums and curiosity-collectors' portfolios'. Worries that 'the next demand on genius' will be sending photographic portraits to unknown admirers.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 253.

Electric Telegraphs for Families

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Anon

Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Essay, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

N, pseud.  [William Newman] Newman, William (fl. 1842) Spielmann 1895
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Telegraphy


    Suggests that the electric telegraph can allow husbands and wives to communicate even though they may not be 'upon "speaking terms"'. Believes the telegraph will facilitate 'reconciliations' owing to the fact that telegraphic messages are bereft of irritating tones of voice. Suggests codes for such questions as, 'When do you mean to get out of your ill-humour?'. The illustration depicts a married couple communicating across a long dining table via the electric telegraph.



Punch,  11 (1846), 253.

A Song to be sung at all Agricultural Associations

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Genre:

Song

Subjects:

Agriculture, Machinery, Chemistry, Societies


    Identifies the 'lights of Agricultural Societies / Who plough by means untold of, / Use manures that land makes gold of', and 'Who the future think and see big, / In the light of DR LIEBIG Liebig, Justus von (1803–73) DSB
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'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 258.

British Liners

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Anon

Genre:

Reportage, Drollery

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Nationalism


    Interprets news of a submarine telegraph being laid at Portsmouth as Britannia literally 'ruling the waves'.



Punch,  11 (1846), 259.

An Obliging Offer

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Anon

Genre:

Dialogue, Drollery

Subjects:

Pharmaceuticals, Quackery, Chemistry, Commerce


    An 'Old Lady' asks a chemist for reassurance that the substance he has given her is 'Carbonate of Soda' and not arsenic. The 'Shopman' is certain and invites her to 'try it'.



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Punch,  11 (1846), 262.

Movements in High Life

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Anthropomorphism


    Reports on astronomers' claim that the planet Jupiter will soon be holding 'a sort of reunion of all his moons'. Describes the conjunction of the moons as if it were a party. For example, claims that Jupiter will be appearing in 'all his belts' and that the 'opposite motions of the first and second satellites [...] will prevent the pleasing assembly from being of very long duration'.



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