Science in the 19th Century Periodical

Punch, Or the London Charivari [1st]

Introductory Essay
Volume 52  (January to June 1867)
Punch,  52 (1867), [vi]–[ix].

Introduction

Anon

Genre:

Notes

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Medical Practitioners


    Under 'Notes', summarises forthcoming articles on the 'Great' political 'Medicine Man' (Anon, 'The Great Medicine-Man (A New Canto of Hia-Watha)', Punch, 52 (1867), 79), on Henry Cole Cole, Sir Henry (1808–82) ODNB
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(, Anon, '"Old King Cole"', Punch, 52 (1867), 96), and on Charles Babbage Babbage, Charles (1792–1871) DSB
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and street nuisances (, Anon, 'Mr. Babbage's Paradise', Punch, 52 (1867), 187).



Punch,  52 (1867), [i].

The Calendar

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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery; Notes

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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Scientific Practitioners, Telegraphy, Natural History, Botany, Astronomy, Electricity, Electrochemistry, Philosophy, Architecture, Mathematics, Chemistry, Statistics, Metaphysics, Light, Manufactories


    The illustration, which surrounds and appears in a window within the calendar, shows cartoons of signs of the zodiac through which the 1866 Atlantic telegraph cable is woven. In the window, Mr Punch holds both ends of the cable, at the extremes of which are small mouths with teeth. The calendar is marked by significant dates associated with several scientific practitioners: Carl Linnaeus Linnaeus (or von Linné), Carl (1707–78) DSB
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, Benjamin Franklin Franklin, Benjamin (1706–90) DSB
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, Luigi Galvani Galvani, Luigi (1737–98) DSB
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, Nicholas Copernicus Copernicus, Nicholas (1473–1543) DSB
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, David Hume Hume, David (1711–76) DSB
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, Christopher Wren Wren, Sir Christopher (1632–1723) DSB
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, Joseph Priestley Priestley, Joseph (1733–1804) DSB
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, Georges L Leclerc, comte de Buffon Buffon, Georges-Louis Leclerc, comte de (1707–88) DSB
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, John Graunt Graunt, John (1620–74) DSB
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, Georges Cuvier Cuvier, Georges (1769–1832) DSB
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, Roger Bacon Bacon, Roger (c. 1219–c. 1292) DSB
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, Matthew Boulton Boulton, Matthew (1728–1809) ODNB
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, August Comte Comte, Isidore Auguste Marie François Xavier (Auguste) (1798–1857) DSB
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, Dominique F J Arago Arago, Dominique François Jean (1786–1853) DSB
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, and Gottfried W Leibniz Leibniz, Gottfried Wilhelm (1646–1716) DSB
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. The calendar also commemorates the introduction of 'Gas' on 16 August.



Punch,  52 (1867), [ii].

Callisthenic College for Lady Muscular Christians

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Gender, Health, Education


    Shows women engaged in various forms of physical exercise including swinging on parallel bars and climbing a ladder.



Punch,  52 (1867), [ii].

A Matter of Taste

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Entomology


Punch,  52 (1867), [ii].

To Homeopaths

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Homeopathy, Crime


Punch,  52 (1867), [iv].

Persons who Ought to be Volunteers

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

War, Medical Practitioners, Mathematics, Light


Punch,  52 (1867), [iv].

Voices of the Stars

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Astrology, Prognostication, Charlatanry

People mentioned:

Richard J Morrison, Morrison, Richard James ('Zadkiel') (1795–1874) ODNB
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Francis Moore Moore, Francis (1657–1714?) ODNB
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Punch,  52 (1867), [iv].

A Rash Act

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Vaccination


Punch,  52 (1867), [v].

Horticultural Hints for Everybody and Always

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Anon

Genre:

Instructions, Drollery

Subjects:

Horticulture, Human Development


Punch,  52 (1867), [vi]–[vii].

"Social Science Congress Social Science Congress
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"—Cooking Our Own Christmas Dinner

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Domestic Economy, Gender, Nutrition


    Shows a busy kitchen in which women, men, and children engage in various culinary activities.



Punch,  52 (1867), [vi].

Punch's Proverbs

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Anon

Genre:

Catechism, Drollery

Subjects:

Alchemy, Medical Practitioners


Punch,  52 (1867), [vii].

The Thoughts of a Miser

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Homeopathy, Medical Treatment, Heat


Punch,  52 (1867), [viii].

The Self-Acting Stock Broker's Thermometer

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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Meteorology, Instruments, Commerce


    Shows a barometer that is calibrated in terms of the bank rate percentage and the emotional state of a stockbroker digesting news of the fate of his investments. The lowest level, '10 per cent', corresponds to 'Despair' and shows the stockbroker furiously receiving news of a bankruptcy; the highest level, '6 per cent', corresponds to 'Joy', and shows the broker merrily tossing his earnings between his hands. Around the top and bottom of the thermometer are carved bulls and bears—references to the different types of stock market trader.



Punch,  52 (1867), [x].

The Tables Turned at the "Zoo"

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Evolution, Animal Development, Animal Behaviour, Human Development


    Shows the Zoological Society Gardens Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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, where the animals and humans have swapped places: the humans are kept in cages, and various animals (including elephants, hippopotamuses, and a gorilla) are clad in the fashion of the period, and are peering into the cages and enjoying walks around the parks.



Punch,  52 (1867), [x].

Success in Life

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Gender, Periodicals, Reading, Human Development


    Shows Dr Elisabeth Squills sitting at a dinner table where she looks at a copy of the Lancet Lancet (1823–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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and accepts a cup of tea poured by her husband. Near the table, children play on a harp and rocking-horse. The caption reveals that she is so busy that she 'has barely time to snatch a hurried meal and hasty peep at the periodicals of the day in her husband's boudoir'.



Punch,  52 (1867), [xii].

The Idle Apprentice

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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Industry, Commerce, Railways, Transport, Crime, Charlatanry


    Depicts the story of Sam, an 'idle boy', who makes money by 'bri-bing and cor-rup-ting ho-nest e-l-ec-tors' (a reference to bribery and corruption during elections in 1866) and who adds to his fortunes as 'contrac-tor for the A B C Rail-way' (a reference to Samuel M Peto Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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who was contractor for the bankrupted London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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). The illustrations then depict the story of Tom, the 'Industrious Apprentice' who plods his way through life but, despite making 'a fortune', in 'old age' invested his money in 'Sam's Railway' which, on going bankrupt, could not redeem Tom's debentures. This is a further allusion to the London, Chatham, and Dover company which failed to pay its debenture holders.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 4.

Our Parting Kick

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Animal Husbandry, Disease


Punch,  52 (1867), 7.

Safety for Soldiers

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, War


    Noting the widespread interest in weapons of war in newspapers, discusses an extract from a report of a new aluminium cuirass, an invention that Punch thinks will make soldiers as 'shot proof' as 'floating turrets'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 9.

Domino Punchio Alumnus Cantabrigiensis S.P.D.

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Vale Vale
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Genre:

Essay, Spoof

Subjects:

Mathematics, Education

Institutions mentioned:

University of Cambridge University of Cambridge
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Punch,  52 (1867), 11.

Medical

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Disease, Gender


Punch,  52 (1867), 11.

Europe's Christmas-Tree

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, War


    Describes the gifts given to various European monarchs and statesmen. Notes that King Wilhelm I Wilhelm I, Emperor of Germany and King of Prussia (1797–1888) CBD
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of Prussia received his 'passport / To power—a needle-gun', Emperor Napoleon III Napoleon III, Emperor of France (originally Louis Napoléon (Charles Louis Napoléon Bonaparte)) (1808–73) CBD
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of France a Chassepot rifle, and John Bull a 'breech-loading, rifled / Ship cannon'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 14.

A Queer Christmas Day

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Nutrition, Lecturing, Phrenology, Physiology, Temperance


    Discusses an article in The Times The Times (1777–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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on the Christmas celebrations held at William Lawson's Lawson, William (fl. 1867) PU1/52/2/3
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farm. Ridicules the notion of a vegetarian Christmas dinner and the 'mental provender' supplied by Lawson, the latter being a reference to the 'lecturing on phrenology, co-operation, vegetarianism and physiology' presented at 'intervals' during Christmas day. Suggests that phrenology would show that 'the development of vegetarians coincided with that of teetotallers, and that both were also equal in quantity of brain'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 17.

Annus Plorabilis

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Animal Husbandry, Disease, Mining, Accidents


    A bleak assessment of the events of 1866, including laments for 'A murrain on our herds and flocks, / With watchful Cholera at its side' and that 'Death-dealing [...] Kindled the spark the mine that fired. / Its hundreds at a stroke to slay'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 17.

Annus Mirabilis

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Animal Husbandry, Disease, Sanitation, Health


    A companion and contrasting poem to Anon, 'Annus Plorabilis', Punch, 52 (1867), 17, this is written from the perspective of the year 1866. Focusing on some of the issues covered in the previous poem, 1866 defends the fact that it brought 'blessing' to 'Murrain and Plague [...] Guarding the dirt that breeds disease', and that it proved 'Pestilence another name / For duty shirked, and work ill-done' and 'where air, light, and water came, / How baffled Cholera must run'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 17.

White Upon Black

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Utilitarianism, Class, Education, Industry, Mathematics


    Following the discussion in Anon, 'The Queen in the Black Country', Punch, 51 (1866), 238, , Anon, 'The Black Country. Is it as Black as Mr. Punch has Painted it?', Punch, 51 (1866), 240–41, and , Anon, 'The Black Country, Not all Black', Punch, 51 (1866), 262, this continues Mr Punch's defence of his claim that Wolverhampton is an industrialised 'Black Country'. It presents an extract from 'His correspondent' in Paris, who describes the surprisingly civilised lifestyles of inhabitants of a 'small "black country"' around an iron foundry in France (this is a reference to the firm established by Joseph E Schneider Schneider, Joseph Eugène (1805–75) WBI
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at Le Creusot). The correspondent admires the fact that the factory workers built and owned the factory and praises the education of the children of miners and ironworkers, children who are able to sit 'historical and scientific examinations' and who were not 'allowed to leave the school for the workshop till they could read and write well, and do some arithmetic'. Punch deems this 'no community of hammer-men in Utopia' but an admirable community along the lines of 'Bilston, Tipton, or Dudley'. Admires the way that the 'proprietors' of the iron foundry have accomplished this and suggests that firms in 'our Black Country' should do the same.



Punch,  52 (1867), 19.

Mr. Punch to Mr. Bright Bright, John (1811–89) ODNB
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Anon

Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Politics, Government, Machinery


    Debates some of the questions associated with parliamentary reform and in particular Bright's aggressive tactics. He tells Bright to 'fight through this coming campaign like gentleman' and that he will support a reform bill that will give suffrage 'to the intelligent, moral, self-respecting Artisan' who 'lives in a decent home' and who educates his children. He warns, however, that the 'Constitution of England is too solemn and serious a thing to be played with', pointing out that it 'contains its own machinery for its improvement, and that machinery shall be worked, and it will work admirably, as of old'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 21.

Mems. Made in the Frost. By A. S. Cator

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Heat, Instruments, Measurement

People mentioned:

Daniel G Fahrenheit, Fahrenheit, Daniel Gabriel (1686-1736) DSB
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René A F de Réaumur Réaumur, René-Antoine Ferchault de (1683–1757) DSB
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Punch,  52 (1867), 22–23.

Polite Conversation. Respectfully Modernised from the Celebrated Scene by Jonathan Swift Swift, Jonathan (1667–1745) ODNB
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, D.D.

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Anon

Genre:

Drama, Drollery

Subjects:

Economic Geology, Statistics, Physical Geography, Measurement, Electricity, Light

People mentioned:

Edwin Lankester Lankester, Edwin (1814–74) ODNB
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Publications cited:

Statesman's Yearbook Statesman's Yearbook (1864–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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Punch,  52 (1867), 24.

Variation on the Bones

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Anatomy, Religious Authority


    Suggests that a recent lecture 'On the Skeletons of the Primates' was given by permission of the primates of Canterbury, York, and Dublin.



Punch,  52 (1867), 30.

A Little Word for Little Birds

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A Cock Sparrow Cock Sparrow, A
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Hunting, Ornithology, Cruelty


    Condemns the gamekeeper who shot 'seven specimens of the Bohemian wax-wing'. Points out that there was no reason to slaughter these 'harmless, unoffending little birds' and that 'we ought to do our best to encourage' such 'rare and interesting' birds to 'live with us'



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Punch,  52 (1867), 37.

Honour to Victor Hugo Hugo, Victor Marie (1802–85) CBD
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!

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Nutrition, Education, Human Development, Physiology


    Discusses an article describing Victor Hugo's establishment of a programme to feed 'forty children once or twice a week', a programme based on his belief that 'good meat and wine [...] are necessary to the proper nurture of young people'. Adds that Hugo 'well knows' the need to nourish the brain.



Punch,  52 (1867), 38.

The Medical Warbler

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Disease, Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Accidents


    Describes the various ailments, diseases, and injuries from which people suffer due to 'that wind which blows hard frost and snow', and the benefits of this 'Medico-surgical weather' to the medical profession.



Punch,  52 (1867), 40.

Mr. Punch's Designs for the New National Gallery National Gallery
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C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

C H B, pseud.  [Charles H Bennett] Bennett, Charles Henry (1828–67) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Exhibitions, Architecture, Astronomy, Light, Instruments, Representation


    Includes a design based on the 'Telescopic Style' in which the classical columns are carved in the shape of telescopes. The caption urges Matthew D Wyatt Wyatt, Sir Matthew Digby (1820–77) ODNB
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that this is the way to 'get "top lights" for pictures'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 41.

The Exhibition of '67

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Anon

Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Exhibitions, Invention, Technology, Domestic Economy, Zoological Gardens


    The writer complains that he has not been allowed to display his patented inventions at the Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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. He proceeds to list his inventions which are all 'pocket' versions of everyday objects, including a 'Pocket Poker, with tongs and shovel to match', and a 'Portable Stove and General Kitchen Apparatus'. Concludes by announcing his plans to build a 'portable Zoological Gardens'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 42.

Hit Him Hard!

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Tom Tough, HMS Boxer Tough, Tom (of HMS Boxer)
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, War, Nationalism

Institutions mentioned:

Royal Navy Royal Navy
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    Written from the perspective of a slightly illiterate and bluff seaman, this letter is addressed to 'Mr Punch, at the Head of the Fleet', whom the author urges to 'fight well no matter whether it Be with Frigates or with Fistes', and that they should 'hit hard' and 'stand Punishment'. He praises William Palliser's Palliser, Sir William (1830–82) ODNB
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'Chil'd shot' and its ability to penetrate 'Oak and Iron like a Flash of virtuous indignation', remarking 'Ain't it Wonderful what Science can Do when stimulated By pluck and patted on the Back by the 1st Lords of the Admiralty Admiralty
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'. Concludes that the Navy's use of copper shield and fast shots confirms that Britannia 'rules the Waves as heretofore', but in a postscript asks why none of the ships that 'mrs. england' is always buying is fit for action.



Punch,  52 (1867), 42.

Ozone (An Ode to Meteorological Observers)

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Meteorology, Gas Chemistry, Chemistry, Disease, Health, Language


    Begins by pondering the connotations of ozone and then notes that it is 'An essence rare', although 'Not much about it is known'. Describes how 'Each weather-sage' records 'in his log' the amount of ozone as well as 'Cloud, mist and fog' and suggests that since an excess or deficit of the substance are 'shown' to have effects on health, it could be the cause of the ailments—such as the 'shagreen' character of the skin—associated with cold weather. Concludes by considering the possibility that 'plague and pest' and people's low spirits might be due to the sepulchrally sounding ozone.



Punch,  52 (1867), 42.

The Best Place for an Observatory

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Observatories, Astronomy, Language


    'Air Street'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 44.

Thermometrical

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Anon

Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Heat, Measurement, Instruments, Meteorology, Language


    Presents a question and answer from 'PROFESSOR TINDIAL'—a reference to John Tyndall Tyndall, John (1820–93) DSB
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—concerning the constancy of the amount of 'caloric possessed by two persons, one of whom is abusing the other', a question which took Tindial and his assistant a long time to solve owing to the low state of the thermometer.



Punch,  52 (1867), 50.

Medical

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Medical Practitioners, Anatomy


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Punch,  52 (1867), 53–54.

An Imaginary Queen's Speech

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Anon

Genre:

Address, Spoof

Subjects:

Politics, Government, Animal Husbandry, Disease, Health, Medical Practitioners, Homeopathy, Commerce, Adulteration, Crime, Metrology, Measurement, Accidents, Mining, Industry, Manufactories


    Addressed to members of the Houses of Parliament Houses of Parliament
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, the speaker rejoices in the 'disappearance of the Cattle Plague', discusses fears of the outbreak of a further 'Fenian plague', and notes the 'difficulties' that her 'Constitutional advisers—my State Doctors'—have regarding reform. She also lists a number of subjects on which she hopes parliament will pass legislation. These include 'the prevention of lawless disregard of life through the neglect of easy precautions against disease', the 'improvement of the condition of my poorer subjects, especially the old and the sick in parish and union workhouses', 'the adoption of stringent measures against delusive, extravagant, and fraudulent public companies', 'the summary punishment of dishonest tradesmen who cheat the poor with false weights and measures, and poison them with adulterated food', 'the prevention of fatal accidents' in 'neglected' streets and in mines and other 'scenes of dangerous labour', and the 'diminution of drunkenness and destruction of infant life'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 54.

Surgical

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Surgery, Medical Treatment


Punch,  52 (1867), 59.

Anti-Bruin Legislation

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Hunting


Punch,  52 (1867), 59.

An Arithmetical Demonstration

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Mathematics, Politics, Measurement


Punch,  52 (1867), 61.

Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)  [28/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Aeronautics, Exhibitions, Physiology

People mentioned:

Charles Green, Green, Charles (1785–1870) ODNB
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William Harvey Harvey, William (1578–1657) DSB
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Burnand 1868 Burnand, Francis Cowley 1868. Happy Thoughts, London: Bradbury, Evans & Co.
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Punch,  52 (1867), 63–64.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature—Poetry; Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Agriculture, Animal Husbandry, Disease, Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry, Class, Hospitals, Mental Illness


    Begins with a poem based on Queen Victoria's Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and Empress of India (1819–1901) ODNB
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recent speech on the state opening of the Houses of Parliament Houses of Parliament
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. This notes Britain's successful campaigns against the Indian famine and the cattle plague, and points out that 'Insolvent Railways' and 'the London sick and other poor' look to Parliament 'for cure'. (63) Moving to its usual summary of parliamentary proceedings, notes Gathorne Gathorne-Hardy's Gathorne-Hardy, Gathorne, 1st Earl of Cranbrook (1814–1906) ODNB
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'Sick Poor Bill' which proposes assistance to London 'pauper lunatics, very young children, and sick', by building new hospitals and asylums.



Punch,  52 (1867), 65.

Dental

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Music


Punch,  52 (1867), 69.

Giving them Pepper

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Adulteration, Nutrition, Analytical Chemistry

Publications cited:

Hassall 1857 Hassall, Arthur Hill 1857. Adulterations Detected, or, Plain Instructions for the Discovery of Frauds in Food and Medicine, London: Longman, Brown, Green, Longmans, and Roberts
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Punch,  52 (1867), 71.

What I Thought on Seeing the Lions

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Representation, Architecture, Zoological Gardens

People mentioned:

Edwin H Landseer Landseer, Sir Edwin Henry (1802–73) ODNB
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Punch,  52 (1867), 79.

The Great Medicine-Man (A New Canto of Hia-Watha Hiawatha, Chief (fl. 1570) WBI
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Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Politics, Government, Controversy, Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, Race, Quackery, Magic, Ethnology


    A response to Benjamin Disraeli's Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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recent announcement in the House of Commons House of Commons
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that the Tories intend to introduce a Reform Bill. Likening the cabinet of Edward G G S Stanley (14th Earl of Derby) Stanley, Edward George Geoffrey Smith, 14th Earl of Derby (1799–1869) ODNB
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to the chiefs of an American Indian tribe called the 'Tor-ì-has', describes the meeting of the chiefs at the 'secret Lodge of Dow-nin [Downing Street]' where 'LOR-DER-BEE [Derby]', 'Kau-ka-syun DEE-ZE [an allusion to Disraeli and his Jewish ancestry], foremost of the medicine-men, the Magicians' and other important figures ponder their mission to 'Weave the charm of the Re-for-mahs', despite protests from anti-Tory Reform agitators outside their lodge. Disraeli wonders whether his tribe can 'Fix the wonder-working Franch-ees, / That shall cure the people's ailments, / Give to all what they're in want of, / Wit, wisdom, work and wages'. Describes how 'WILL-YOU-IT, called the Glad Stone' and 'JON-à-WO-BUN [John Bull]' and 'wonder-working Fran-chees' were ambushed 'in Adullam' by several individuals including 'Bright the Big Tongue', who eventually drove them from 'the secret Lodge of Down-nin'. This is a reference to John Bright Bright, John (1811–89) ODNB
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and the 'Whig 'Adullamite' opposition to William E Gladstone's Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–98) ODNB
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1866 parliamentary Reform Bill, an opposition that eventually led to the downfall of the Liberal administration. Goes on to describe Disraeli's lament at the divisions within his tribe and his resolution to 'deal with the Re-for-mahs', to 'make a mighty med-cine' from the 'med-cine bag of Mo-shun', to secure the 'glory [...] Of the fixing of the Franch-ees, / In the Wig-wam of West-min-stah', and to 'Keep the secret Lodge of Down-nin'. Continues by noting how 'the med'cine maker' led a procession of 'Tor-ì-has' braves to 'West-min-stah' where they stood against Bright, and 'WILL-YOU-IT, called the Glad Stone'. Turns to the controlled speech of the 'med'cine maker', who put forward his 'medicine bag of Mo-shuns' with one hand and a 'Peace-pipe' in the other, and then 'chaunted' 'his med'cine music', 'blew his cloud of vapour', announced that 'the war was ended, / 'Twixt Tor-ì-has and Re-for-mahs', and urged cooperation between the two sides for shaping Reform. Concludes by describing the amazement of the warriors who heard the 'med-cine-man', and their feeling that 'All is bosh and all is bunkum; / He is but a med'cine-maker, / And his medicine moonshine'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 79.

Scientific Intelligence

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Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Societies, Anatomy, Politics, Government


Punch,  52 (1867), 81.

Botany for Fenian Boys

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Anon

Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Relevant illustrations:

wdct.

Subjects:

Politics, Zoology, Botany, Taxonomy, Narcotics, Mental Illness, Medical Treatment, Crime


    The initial letter of the article forms part of an illustration showing several Fenians as bats, sporting large black wings and their usual hats. The text describes a lecture given in Chester by 'PROFESSOR VINEGAR', the geographical reference identifying this as a response to the recent (13 February) failed attempt by Fenians to seize Chester. The lecturer describes to his audience, who consist mainly of Fenians, the various species of a plant 'of the natural order Cannibinaceae'. He points out that this includes two genera, Cannabis and Humulus, and tells his audience that they are undoubtedly familiar with the latter genus, since its chief species is the hop plant. The lecturer then details the properties of Cannabis sativa or hemp, noting that it not only has narcotic properties when taken internally but, when 'twisted into rope' and applied externally, can be used to suppress 'those disorders in the body politic that come under the name of insurrection'. The application of a hemp ligature around the neck of the patient exercises 'a beneficial influence on others', he adds, and warns his audience that if they continue along their present 'road to rebellion', John Bull will hang some of them.



Punch,  52 (1867), 82.

To Medical Students

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Anon

Genre:

Instructions, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Medical Treatment, War


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Punch,  52 (1867), 83.

Fool Britannia!

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Anon

Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Military Technology, Steamships, War, Nationalism, Commerce


    Sung to the tune of 'Rule Britannia', the song laments the sorry condition of the Royal Navy's Royal Navy
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fleet and criticises the fact that 'Old ships are tinkered up for new, / And then sent forth upon the main'. Wonders, 'When shall our ships be good and sound', and blames the present situation on 'Mismanagement and jobbery'. The chorus accuses Britons of being 'Routine's slaves'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 85.

Love v. Little-Go

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Captore Amore Amore, Captus
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Letter, Spoof

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G B
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Universities, Education, Mathematics


    The initial letter forms part of an illustration showing a student at his writing desk. Above him rises the smoke from his pipe and beneath him lie scraps of paper—evidently drafts of his love letter. In the text, the author tells his beloved that his second attempt at the 'Little-go' examination at the University of Cambridge University of Cambridge
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is imminent and that she is a 'sad hindrance' to his 'studies for this dreadful examination'. The rest of the letter reveals the difficulty the author has in keeping his mind off his beloved and his interpretation of course texts in terms of his love affair. For example, he notes, 'In my Euclid Euclid (fl. 295 BC) DSB
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your happiness is my "problem", your love my "Theorem", and that you should ever prove faithless to me my "reductio ad absurdam"'. Similarly, he tells her that she is 'no Vulgar Fraction', but the 'sum total' of his existence.



Punch,  52 (1867), 85.

Suppliants in Southwark

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News-Commentary

Subjects:

Measurement, Charlatanry, Crime, Government, Commerce


    Discusses a petition brought to the House of Commons House of Commons
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from a representative of Southwark tradesmen who seek reformation of the 'arbitrary and unjust mode of inspecting weights and measures'. Suggests that it will only grant some of the wishes of the petitioners. Believes that it would be quite willing to meet the petitioners' request for a 'searching investigation' of the subject with a view to 'amending the law that the standard may be kept correctly thereto', and for magistrates to 'dismiss trivial complaints where no fraud or injustice is committed or intended'. Warns, however, that the petitioners will not be successful in their call for 'informers, and persons otherwise enforcing the law' to be given the power to penalise those who use fraudulent scales, weights, and measures.



Punch,  52 (1867), 86.

A Block on the Line

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Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Controversy, Railways, Transport


    Exploiting an analogy between the Reform Bill and a railway locomotive, the poet begins by lamenting the fact that the 'five-million-horse-power [a possible reference to the adult male population of England and Wales] Engine / Called "Reform" is off the rails' and describing the way this is hindering oncoming trains and sparking 'bad language' between those engineers [the statesmen] trying to rectify the situation. Proceeds to criticize these disputes and urges statesmen to pull together. Points out that it is better for the locomotive to 'blow off' large quantities of steam rather than 'blow up'. Urges the railway engineers who talk about 'schemes and skills' to 'work, or else your chalks be walking' and to stop wasting time 'in squabble sore'. Concludes by giving each of the engineers—identified as John Russell (1st Earl Russell) Russell, Lord John, 1st Earl Russell (1792–1878) ODNB
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, John Bright Bright, John (1811–89) ODNB
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, Robert Lowe Lowe, Robert, 1st Viscount Sherbrooke (1811–92) ODNB
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, William E Gladstone Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–98) ODNB
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, and Benjamin Disraeli Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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—instructions for restoring the train to its tracks.



Punch,  52 (1867), [87].

A Block on the Line

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Politics, Government, Railways, Transport, Engineering, Accidents


    Following Anon, 'A Block on the Line', Punch, 52 (1867), 86, this shows a group of statesmen –—John Russell (1st Earl Russell) Russell, Lord John, 1st Earl Russell (1792–1878) ODNB
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, John Bright Bright, John (1811–89) ODNB
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, Robert Lowe Lowe, Robert, 1st Viscount Sherbrooke (1811–92) ODNB
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, William E Gladstone Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–98) ODNB
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, and Benjamin Disraeli Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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—dressed as engineers and standing alongside a steam locomotive labelled 'Reform' which has come off its rails. The superintendent, John Bull, stands before them all and complains that he 'must have the rail cleared', which prompts the engineers to squabble over who is best suited to save the situation.



Punch,  52 (1867), 89.

A Sweet Thing in Chignons

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Genre:

Drama, Drollery

Subjects:

Microscopy, Instruments, Botany, Entomology, Disease, Parasitology, Amusement


    Consists of a dialogue between Uncle Teazle and Fanny. Begins with Teazle giving his niece a microscope with which he hopes she will study botany and entomology. He emphasises that 'Science is fashionable now' and after providing his grateful niece with a definition of entomology, suggests that she uses her microscope to examine the mites in cheese. Their dialogue shifts to the subject of chignons, which prompts Teazle to suggest that his niece use the microscope to 'quiz' her chignon and look for gregarines (a form of parasite) in it. Fanny challenges her uncle's entomological definition of parasites, believing them to be people who 'frequent rich tables', but is then told by Teazle of Eduard von Lindemann's Lindemann, Eduard von (fl. 1867) Lindemann 1867
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discovery of gregarines in the free ends of hair. He then tells his alarmed niece of the robust nature of these parasites and how they infest chignons and ball-rooms. The dialogue concludes with Fanny refusing to conduct a microscopic examination of the gregarines and her uncle urging her to wear a bank-note on her head rather than a chignon.



Punch,  52 (1867), 89.

An Addition to the Admiralty Admiralty
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Audi Alteram Partem Audi Alteram Partem
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, Commerce, Government

Institutions mentioned:

Royal Navy Royal Navy
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    Criticizes the 'extravagance and mismanagement' to which shipbuilding has been exposed, notably the disagreement between Charles Seely Seely, Charles (1803–87) WBI
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and John S Pakington Pakington, John Somerset, 1st Baron Hampton (1799–1880) ODNB
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over the cost of the HMS Frederick William HMS Frederick William
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, and the differences in cost estimated by different dockyards. Urges the Admiralty to take more care over the way it deals with contractors.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 93.

Ratiocination

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Charles S Keene, pseud.  [Charles S Keene] Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

Charles S Keene Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Pharmaceuticals, Chemistry, Class


    Shows a chemist and druggist's shop into which a ''Spectable Mechanic', who looks far from respectable, has wandered. He asks the proprietor for 'Pen'th 'Nailsh!' and is then asked to leave the shop by the proprietor who points out that he has not got any nails. The mechanic retorts: 'Wha' d' yer scrash y'r 'ead wi' then, gov'n'r?'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 93.

The Eclipse of the Sun, On Wednesday, March 6, 1867

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Astronomy, Physics, Light, Instruments, Observation, Politics, Superstition, Prognostication


    Begins by noting that some leading statesmen rose early on the morning of 6 March to see the eclipse of the sun. Insists that those who fail to wash and carry out 'ablutions' in order to see such an event are 'not fit' to see it at all. Notes that William E Gladstone Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–98) ODNB
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and Benjamin Disraeli Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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cared less about the clouds on the 'political horizon' than those that obscured the eclipse. Notes that 'In the times of old' when 'party leaders' knew no science, the eclipse would have been 'regarded as an omen of office lost and won, / In the battle of Reform', but adds that now 'your statesman only reads / To discover the corona, rose-flames, and "BAILY'S Baily, Francis (1774–1844) DSB
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beads"'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 95.

Controversial Shillelaghs

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Abraham Brown Brown, Abraham
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Controversy, Charlatanry, Methodology, Chemistry, Astronomy, Mathematics, Phrenology, Mesmerism, Spiritualism, Astrology, Religion, Religious Authority, Controversy, Belief, Faith


    Begins by noting the 'wonder, pity, and contempt' with which such philosophers as John Tyndall Tyndall, John (1820–93) DSB
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, John F W Herschel Herschel, Sir John Frederick William (1792–1871) DSB ODNB
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, and Augustus De Morgan De Morgan, Augustus (1806–71) DSB
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would respond to the claim that their enterprises were delusions. Contrasts this to the aggressive way in which 'MR. BUMPASS, the phrenologist, MR. COLNEY, the mesmerist, MR. HATCH, the spiritualist, and MR. ZADKIEL [an allusion to Richard J Morrison Morrison, Richard James ('Zadkiel') (1795–1874) ODNB
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], the astrologer' would respond to 'assailants of their hobbies', each one calling his attackers 'FARADAYS Faraday, Michael (1791–1867) DSB
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and BREWSTERS Brewster, Sir David (1781–1868) DSB ODNB
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and other names'. Asks Mr Punch to ask Henry E Manning Manning, Henry Edward (1808–92) ODNB
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into which of these two categories the aggressive Irish attackers of a 'Protestant lecturer at Wolverhampton' would fit and to explain why 'cultivators of such sciences as astronomy and chemistry' as well as geologists and medical practitioners do not abuse their abusers, whereas the 'votaries of phrenology, mesmerism, spiritualism, and the like, are generally exasperated by opposition'. Argues that the reason for this difference is that 'the former feel quite sure that they are in the right and the latter do not' and denies that those who believe 'in the marvellous' are 'not entirely satisfied of its truth'. Concludes by pointing out that those who abuse somebody for his religion have shaky grounds for their own faith.



Punch,  52 (1867), 96.

"Old King Cole"

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Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Education


    Describes the activities of Henry Cole Cole, Sir Henry (1808–82) ODNB
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of the Department of Science and Art Department of Science and Art
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, including his ability to scorn royal commissions, his taking of the 'tax and toll / Of the grants for Science and Art', his bringing of schools 'on their knees, for alms or fees', and his recent sending of a huge bill to the Treasury Treasury
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Punch,  52 (1867), 96.

A Returnable Compliment

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Military Technology, Steamships, Museums, Exhibitions, Nationalism

Institutions mentioned:

Museum of Naval Architecture, Museum of Naval Architecture
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Pattern Hospital, Pattern Hospital
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Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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Punch,  52 (1867), 103.

Even-Handed Justice in the House of Commons

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Surgery, Disease, Medical Treatment, Vaccination


    Reviewing the 'intentions of the Government' regarding parliamentary reform, notes that several boroughs (including Great Yarmouth and Totnes) are to be disenfranchised or 'cut off from the Borough-body, as members so utterly rotten, that, being past cure, they admit of no treatment but amputation'. Notes that Mr Punch would like this treatment to be applied to other rotten boroughs, although he thinks this might lead to the borough-body being left with 'very few limbs at all'. Proceeds to consider whether this treatment should be 'dealt out' to those corrupt politicians who have 'inoculated' their constituencies with 'plague' and made them rotten.



Punch,  52 (1867), 104–05.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Politics, Railways, Transport, Telegraphy, Government


Punch,  52 (1867), 105.

Substitutes for Profane Swearing. Adapted to Various Sorts and Conditions of Men

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Engineers, Language


Punch,  52 (1867), 105.

The Electric Medal

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Telegraphy, Engineering, Technology, Manufactories, Discovery, Heroism, Patronage, Nationalism


    Relishes news that Cyrus W Field Field, Cyrus West (1819–92) CBD
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has been awarded a medal from the 'American Parliament Congress, United States
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' 'for having made the Electric Telegraph between England and the States'. While stating that Punch would be the last to deny that 'alone FIELD did it', the writer implicity questions Field's role by sarcastically suggesting that he 'invented electricity, and telegraphy' and 'perfected the Cable which is now laid', as well as single-handedly building the paying-out machinery, launching the Great Eastern Great Eastern, ship
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, and tying the Newfoundland end of the rope. Insists that 'the most modest space' on Field's medal should bear the names of Frederick N Gisborne Gisborne, Frederick Newton (1824–92) WBI
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, Richard A Glass Glass, Sir Richard Atwood (1820–73) ODNB
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, George Elliot Elliot, Sir George, 1st Baronet (1814–93) ODNB
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, James Anderson Anderson, Sir James (1824–93) WBI
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, and Samuel Canning Canning, Sir Samuel (1823–1908) ODNB
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Punch,  52 (1867), 109.

A Very Legitimate Indignation Meeting

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Anon

Genre:

Proceedings, Spoof

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Transport, Steam-power, Engineering, Cultural Geography, Politics


    Describes a meeting of 'representative horses employed in and about the Metropolis' held at the Agricultural Hall, Islington Agricultural Hall, Islington
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. After recounting his experiences as a racehorse, the 'Chairman' of the meeting (the oldest cab-horse in London) describes the object as being to protest against the 'leg, back, and heart-breaking business' of walking over 'rough granite on roads' in order to grind the material into Macadam McAdam, John Loudon (1756–1836) ODNB
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. His resolution to condemn this practice as 'dangerous, cruel, and unnecessary' is heartily supported by two horses who offer their pitiful accounts of the suffering they endured and urge that Britain should follow France in using steam-rollers to crush the road materials. The second resolution, to ask John J R Manners Manners, John James Robert, 7th Duke of Rutland (1818–1906) ODNB
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why he has failed to carry out this practice, is 'carried with enthusiasm'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 113.

Happy Thoughts (The Horse from BRETT'SSporting—The Harriers)  [34/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75

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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Geology, Physical Geography, Metallurgy

Reprinted:

Burnand 1868 Burnand, Francis Cowley 1868. Happy Thoughts, London: Bradbury, Evans & Co.
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Punch,  52 (1867), 114.

A Little Word from a Little Bird

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A Cock Sparrow Cock Sparrow, A
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Ornithology, Cruelty, Hunting


    Written from the perspective of a little sparrow, the letter-writer tells Mr Punch of his alarm at reading an advertisement for a new West End club for shooting sparrows and starlings. Laments that while he has recently become engaged to another sparrow he feels that his future family will be threatened by the activities of this club. Suggests that he might have to remain a bachelor.



Punch,  52 (1867), 114.

Pigs of Great Price

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Steamships, Metallurgy, Analytical Chemistry


    Discusses news that the value of pig iron used to pave dockyards has been analysed by Ryland and Co Ryland and Co, firm
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and John Percy Percy, John (1817–89) ODNB
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who agree that it is more valuable than thought by Charles Seely Seely, Charles (1803–87) WBI
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. Suggests that this iron is a kind of 'prize pig'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 116–17.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Class, Medical Treatment


    Notes the successful passage of Gathorne Gathorne-Hardy's Gathorne-Hardy, Gathorne, 1st Earl of Cranbrook (1814–1906) ODNB
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'Bill for the benefit of the Sick Poor' (116).



Punch,  52 (1867), 117.

Official Changes

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Anon

Genre:

Announcement, Spoof

Subjects:

Surgery, Railways, Transport, Astronomy


Punch,  52 (1867), 117.

Prescription for the Sick Man

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Anon

Genre:

Recipe, Spoof

Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Pharmaceuticals


Punch,  52 (1867), 118.

Semper Paratus

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Punch Punch
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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Telegraphy, Periodicals, Religious Authority


    Dismisses the imminent engine drivers' strike as unimportant, pointing out that 'we don't want to go out of town', 'see anybody', or receive letters, and that 'the contents of Punch' will be telegraphed to the provincial clergy who will spread its wisdom.



Punch,  52 (1867), 121.

An Invisible Eclipse

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Simple Simon Simple Simon
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Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Astronomy, Prognostication, Observation, Periodicals


    Attacks 'the fellows who write Almanacks' for wrongly predicting that the recent solar eclipse would be 'visible at Greenwich'. Describes the efforts he made to get to One Tree Hill (near Greenwich) on time to see the event but his disappointment that his observations were ruined by clouds. In a postscript he notes that a French scientific colleague is writing a paper on the impossibility of observing solar eclipses from Greenwich.



Punch,  52 (1867), 121.

Giving Themselves Hairs

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Coelebs Smith Smith, Coelebs
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Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Parasitology, Amusement


Punch,  52 (1867), 121.

Reform for Rogues

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Adulteration, Measurement, Commerce, Crime, Government, Politics


    Noting the prosecution of a Swiss landowner who increased the quantity of milk by adding water, reflects on how easy it has been for some tradesmen to escape this kind of legal action and urges that 'Now that a Reform Bill is on the stocks' rogues using false weights and measures and adulterating commodities should be disenfranchised.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 125.

Bad Excuse Better Than None

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C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Periodicals, Medical Practitioners, Reading, Parasitology, Amusement, Gender


    Shows an elderly man and his nephew relaxing in a parlour. The older man, who is reading a newspaper, asks his nephew whether he has read 'that article in the Lancet Lancet (1823–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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about chignons' (a reference to Eduard von Lindemann's Lindemann, Eduard von (fl. 1867) Lindemann 1867
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evidence of the large numbers of gregarines (parasites) in this fashion accessory). His nephew, an 'Invalid Captain' from India, clearly has, because he is appalled by the idea of 'Gwegowines' and thinks it is now unsafe to attend church in the company of ladies.



Punch,  52 (1867), 128.

Womanhood Suffrage

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Genre:

Drama, Drollery

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, Gender, Politics


    Consists of an exchange between two women academics, Professor Podgers and Dr Harriet Brown, on the question of the representation of women in Parliament Houses of Parliament
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.



Punch,  52 (1867), 134.

Punch's Physiology of Courtship—No. 2  [2/6]

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery, Serial

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Illustrators:

D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Gender, Physiognomy, Phrenology


    Shows a young man and woman sitting in a parlour. The man is a wealthy aristocrat and statesman, while the woman is 'eight-and-twenty, with £100,000'. Owing to the similarity of their 'political opinions' and the prospect of mutual financial advantage, the man proposes marriage. Punch observes: 'judging from the physiognomy of each, we do not think either will be over-exacting on the score of conjugal tenderness' and, 'speaking phrenologically', that the man will 'find two heads considerably more than twice as good as one'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 134.

A Strike of Smock Frocks (Mr. Hawcock Sings)

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Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Class


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Punch,  52 (1867), 136.

The Stoker's Strike

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Genre:

Drama, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport


Punch,  52 (1867), 141.

One of the Things They Don't "Manage Better in France"

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Exhibitions, Nationalism, Cultural Geography

Institutions mentioned:

Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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    'A Great Exhibition Great Exhibition of the Works of Industry of All Nations (1851)
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'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 145–46.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Mental Illness, Crime, Railways, Transport, Commerce


    Notes the remarks of Anthony A Cooper (7th Earl of Shaftesbury) Cooper, Anthony Ashley, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury (formerly styled 'Lord Ashley') (1801–85) ODNB
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on the 'dangerous practice of releasing criminal lunatics' and mentions a debate on the question of whether the state should absorb the debts of railway companies (146).



Punch,  52 (1867), 147.

Scientific Wife-Killing

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Genre:

Essay

Subjects:

Crime, Gender


    Compares the ease of 'wife-killing' with the difficulty of 'wife-murder' resulting from the tendency of juries and judges to exonerate the murderer on the grounds that it 'Sarved her right'. Considers the possibility of slowly killing one's wife, a method that severs the 'nuptial tie' without leading to imprisonment or heavy sentence. Believes this method 'is to administer quiet cruelty in small doses, and to keep it up, varying the treatment, if you like, by more energetic exhibitions of fist or stick, starvation or exposure, from time to time'. Insists that 'Ne quid nimis should be the motto of the uxoricide as of the physician'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 148.

Palaeontological Pipes

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Telemachus Telemachus
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Geology, Time, Archaeology, Palaeontology, Human Development, Controversy

People mentioned:

T England England, T (fl. 1867) PU1/52/15/3
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Manchester Guardian Manchester Guardian (1821–63+) Newspaper Press Directory
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    Begins by explaining that geological studies have prompted him to challenge 'the popular belief' regarding the age of the earth—namely, the claim by geologists that the planet is much older than five thousand years and that the human species appeared on the planet long before then. Presents an extract from a newspaper describing the controversy between James Hall Hall, James, Jr (1811–98) DSB
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and Edward Maguire Maguire, Edward (fl. 1867) PU1/52/15/3
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over the age of some bones exhumed in New York State: Hall argues that the bones were from a Mastodon 25,604 years old, whereas Maguire insists that the bones were from a 'menagerie elephant' that died forty years previously. This shatters the letter writer's faith in evidence for the 'high antiquity' of the earth and humans, and he proceeds to note reports of smoking-pipes found among the remains of 'extinct organisations'. Thinks that the 'Mastodon' bones and smoking pipes suggest that 'all manner of other pre-historic objects' might be found which are 'indistinguishable from contemporary' ones, and that ancient man had possessions more like our own.



Punch,  52 (1867), [149].

Extremes Must Meet; or, A Bit of Practical Science

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Caricature, Drollery

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Politics, Electricity, Instruments, Physics, Scientific Practitioners


    Shows Professor D—r—i (Benjamin Disraeli Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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) as a natural philosopher standing in front of a low table on which stands a large Leyden Jar labelled 'Reform'. Behind the professor are other instruments associated with his electrical interests including an electrostatic generator and some cells. The professor speaks to two experimental subjects, one of whom holds a wire connected to the outside of the jar, the other moves his hand towards the knob connected to the inside of the jar. The experimental subjects are dressed as representatives of the upper and lower classes and therefore of different points on view on the question of reform. Nonetheless, the professor urges them to 'complete the circle, positive and negative must join hands', a satire on Disraeli's belief that his reform measures depend on collaboration between the extremists on this question.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 155.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry


    Notes Samuel M Peto's Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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proposal for a select committee to examine the 'entire history' of the London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company London, Chatham, and Dover Railway Company
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and the 'conduct of its managers', although Benjamin Disraeli Disraeli, Benjamin, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804–81) ODNB
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and William E Gladstone Gladstone, William Ewart (1809–98) ODNB
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told him that 'the House had other business beside the whitewashing railway people'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 163.

Canzonet on Cosmetics (Dedicated to Erasmus Wilson)

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Anon

Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Health, Disease, Pharmaceuticals


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Punch,  52 (1867), 167.

Some More Things Not Exhibited at the Paris Exhibition

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Exhibitions, Nationalism, Commerce, Manufactories, Transport, Steam-power, Light, Horticulture, Invention


    Notes that some people have not attended the Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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, on the grounds that so much of the space is 'still left empty' owing to the difficulty that some nations have faced in transporting their goods. Boasts that 'England on the whole looks very well in the gasometer [a reference to the shape of the exhibition building]' and that the Punch Punch (1841–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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trophy is attracting 'a vast crowd of admirers'. Laments several omissions in the catalogue and lists some of them. These include 'A specimen of roadway, macadam McAdam, John Loudon (1756–1836) ODNB
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ised upon the English plan of using costly-carriage wheels in lieu of cheap steam-rollers', and 'Half a dozen patent sunbeams' extracted from cucumbers.



Punch,  52 (1867), 173.

A Little Light Upon the Gas Reform Bill

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Light, Industry, Commerce, Chemistry,


    Begins by emphasising Mr Punch's desire 'to see the best gas supplied at the least price that can possibly be charged for it' and noting that given that making 'bottled sunshine is all moonshine', gas is 'the cheapest light'. Proceeds to describe how this 'necessity of life' has been debated in the House of Commons House of Commons
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where the Conservatives have introduced the 'liberal' bill for reducing the price and regulating the quality of gas. Discusses a report in The Times The Times (1777–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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of the parliamentary discussion which suggests that the new bill would mean reducing the dividends allowed to gas companies and thus breaching the contract between Parliament Houses of Parliament
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and the gas companies. Shares The Times's angry view that the bill would mean the depreciation of investments in the company without compensation, and thus an 'Act of confiscation' by the government.



Punch,  52 (1867), 173.

Householders who "Compound"

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Domestic Economy, Pharmaceuticals


    'Druggists'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 174.

Paris Commissioners Reading the Official Catalogue

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E G, pseud.  [Ernest Griset] Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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E G, pseud.  [Ernest Griset] Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Exhibitions, Reading


    Shows five commissioners of the Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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, sitting around a table. Four of them have fallen asleep out of boredom with the exhibition catalogue, but the commissioner at the head of the table continues reading it avidly.



Punch,  52 (1867), 174–75.

Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)  [39/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 36
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt Boodels and Frasers. Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61
[Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113

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[Francis C Burnand] Burnand, Sir Francis Cowley (1836–1917) ODNB
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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Astronomy, Observation

Reprinted:

Burnand 1868 Burnand, Francis Cowley 1868. Happy Thoughts, London: Bradbury, Evans & Co.
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Punch,  52 (1867), 175.

To Lydia. Impromptu Complimentary on Seeing Her New India-Rubber Ear

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Anatomy, Invention, Gender, Politics


    This considers Lydia's 'mimic ear / Cast in caoutchouc so queer', which will 'feel no nipping breezes', and which will mean that she will turn 'A cold deaf ear' to her lover. This may refer to the female suffragist Lydia E Becker Becker, Lydia Ernestine (1827–90) ODNB
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, who first came to public prominence in March 1867.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 177.

A Prescription (Suggested by the Easter Monday Review at Dover)

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry

Subjects:

Disease, Medical Treatment, Military Technology, Cultural Geography


Punch,  52 (1867), 178.

Peace Against Prestige. To Monsieur Jacques Bonhomme

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John Bull Bull, John
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

War, Military Technology


Punch,  52 (1867), 181.

A Recollection of the Zoological Gardens

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Ernest Griset Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

Ernest Griset Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Amusement, Animal Behaviour


    Shows a pool in the Zoological Society Gardens Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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. In the middle of the pool is a wooden platform on which stands a man feeding a fish to a seal, while around the edge of the pool are railings behind which crowds peer in at the spectacle. In the top left and right hand corners of the illustration are other recollections including camel rides and performing bears.



Punch,  52 (1867), 185.

A Property of Caoutchouc

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Manufactories, Industry, Commerce

Institutions mentioned:

English India Rubber Company English India Rubber Company
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Punch,  52 (1867), 185.

Dropped, but not Disposed of

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Punch Punch
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Commerce, Charlatanry

People mentioned:

Samuel M Peto Peto, Sir Samuel Morton (1809–89) ODNB
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Punch,  52 (1867), 187.

Mr. Babbage's Babbage, Charles (1792–1871) DSB
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Paradise

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Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Scientific Practitioners, Mathematics, Sound, Pollution


    'Stillorgan'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 188.

A Joke of the First Water

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Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Narcotics, Nationalism


    Discusses an extract from an article in the British Medical Journal British Medical Journal (1857–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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presenting the views of Peter Millar Millar, Peter (fl. 1867) PU1/52/18/7
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, a 'Baillie of Musselburgh', who claimed that the finest toddy was made from the worst water in the town. Argues that the reason for this is because it 'forms with whiskey a union of body and spirit' which it then develops as 'animal matter with spirit' and 'animal spirits'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 190.

The Temperate Temperance League

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Temperance, Politics

Institutions mentioned:

Colney Hatch Asylum Colney Hatch Asylum
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    Begins by savouring Samuel R Graves's Graves, Samuel Robert (1818–73) Stenton and Lees 1978
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abandonment of his aggressive parliamentary bill on liquor and urges the statesman to participate in the related but less insane venture of the National Temperance League National Temperance League
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, whose president is 'Scott', a fellow of the Royal Astronomical Society Royal Astronomical Society
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(this is possibly a reference to Robert H Scott Scott, Robert Henry (1833–1916) ODNB
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).



Punch,  52 (1867), 191.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Anon

Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Railways, Transport, Accidents, Government


    Notes several speeches on 'Communication between Railway Passengers and Guards' and praises Henry B Sheridan Sheridan, Henry Brinsley (1820–1906) Stenton and Lees 1978
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for introducing a bill forcing railway companies to 'make the necessary arrangements', although it notes the government's opposition to the bill, including Stephen Cave's Cave, Sir Stephen (1820–80) ODNB
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claim that making directors take care of their customers would be a 'personal insult'. Observes that Mr Punch means to 'insult them [the directors] a little more'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 195.

The Strike of Army Surgeons. Concession of the Employers

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Medical Practitioners, War


    Discusses an extract from a report in the British Medical Journal British Medical Journal (1857–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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announcing that medical officers in the Army Army
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are to be given higher status and better pay. Hopes that army surgeons will benefit from these improved conditions. Argues that, while the British Medical Journal hopes that the Army Medical Department Army Medical Department
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will soon become popular, 'Mistrust' might postpone that state of affairs 'indefinitely'. Suggests that the moment of popularity could be brought forward with more convincing promises of higher status and better pay for army medical officers.



Punch,  52 (1867), 195.

The Botany of the Chignon (Exclusive of the Daucus Cartota)

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Botany, Amusement, Parasitology, Periodicals


    Begins by describing the physical characteristics of the chignon and then discusses an advertisement for a work on 'The Chignon Fungus' in Hardwicke's Science Gossip Hardwicke's Science Gossip: A Monthly Medium of Interchange and Gossip for Students and Lovers of Nature (1865–93) Science Gossip: An Illustrated Monthly Record of Nature and Country-Lore (1893–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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(Fox 1867 Fox, William Tilbury 1867. 'The Chignon Fungus', Hardwicke's Science Gossip: An Illustrated Medium of Interchange and Gossip for Students and Lovers of Nature, 3, 106–110
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). Noting the scientific credibility of Robert Hardwicke Hardwicke, Robert (1822–75) ODNB
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, the publisher of Science Gossip, suggests that the chignon is like the earth in that it is globular and 'teems with life'. Goes on to emphasise the 'philosophic foreign naturalist' (Eduard von Lindemann Lindemann, Eduard von (fl. 1867) Lindemann 1867
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) who has 'discovered' the 'minute organisations' living in chignon, and William T Fox's Fox, William Tilbury (1836–79) ODNB
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discovery of 'vegetable structures'—notably chignon fungus—in this fashion accessory. Concludes by explaining allusions to these organisms in poetry.



Punch,  52 (1867), 196.

Beware!

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C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Medical Treatment, Chemistry, Nutrition, Human Development, Animal Husbandry


    Shows a man wearing a night gown and standing before a mirror in his bedroom. To his horror he discovers that he has sprouted small tusks on his head. The caption reveals that he has eaten too much of Justus von Liebig's Liebig, Justus von (1803–73) DSB
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'Extractum Carnis'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 196.

A Parody Upon a Parasite

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Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Parasitology, Amusement, Human Development, Microscopy, Class, Cultural Geography


    Sung to the tune of 'The Ivy Green', this begins by describing the snug and 'dainty' habitation provided by chignons for gregarine parasites, species that are 'save by a microscope, seen' and which, as the chorus chants, creep 'where 'tis not quite clean'. Goes on to note how such parasites move between different heads—from the 'skull of a serf' in a 'foul-smelling Russian back-slum' to the head of an 'English beauty'—and 'tho' lowly his birth', the parasite gains 'a free entrance [...] To the highest society here' where he sleeps in the chignon until woken during a dance.



Punch,  52 (1867), 198.

Hunting the Wild Boar

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E G, pseud.  [Ernest Griset] Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

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Relevant illustrations:

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E G, pseud.  [Ernest Griset] Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Hunting, Class, Animal Behaviour


    A sequence of illustrations charting the successful attempt of a 'Respectable Gentleman' to gain the excitement of hunting wild boar.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 207.

Do You Want A New Dress?

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Utilitarianism, Health, Gender, Industry, Pollution, Disease, Amusement


    Describes the repugnance of the 'philosopher' to a 'lovely woman' 'enslaved' in a 'fashionable dress', on realizing that the dress had been made by 'a poor needlewoman' working in unhealthy conditions. Outlines one way in which these 'sad thoughts' can be dissipated—the 'Bright, clean, airy workrooms' of a London dressmakers'. Urges husbands to buy dresses for their wives from this firm unless the 'lady is certain that her own milliner has been equally careful of the health and comfort of her own workpeople'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 209.

Interesting to the Faculties (From our Own Colwell-Hatchney Colney Hatch Asylum
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Correspondent)

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Genre:

Reportage, Spoof

Subjects:

Amusement, Display, Astronomy, Medical Treatment

Institutions mentioned:

Royal College of Surgeons Royal College of Surgeons
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Punch,  52 (1867), 218.

The Blue Riband of the Turk (A Romance of Horseflesh)

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Anon

Genre:

Poetry, Drollery

Subjects:

Nutrition, Zoology

People mentioned:

Isidore Geoffrey Saint-Hilaire Geoffroy Saint-Hilaire, Isidore (1805–61) DSB
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Punch,  52 (1867), 219.

Dissecting Room, Zoological Society Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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Illustrators:

Ernest Griset Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Zoology, Dissection, Scientific Practitioners


    An ironic representation of a 'dissecting room' in which 'Scientific Celebrities' take the 'Cast of a Whale'. Far from showing a hygienic dissecting room and orderly scientific practitioners, this illustration shows several labourers cleaning a stranded whale with brooms and mops.



Punch,  52 (1867), 220.

The Enfranchisement of Persons (A Lecture Delivered at an Institute, by PROFESSOR BARNOWL)

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Genre:

Address, Spoof

Subjects:

Gender, Politics, Psychology, Instinct, Reason, Physiology, Mathematics, Nutrition, Chemistry, Methodology


    Opposes the enfranchisement of women by challenging the arguments of John S Mill Mill, John Stuart (1806–73) DSB
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and others that women have the qualities to make them 'free and independent' voters. Denies that women are 'endowed with reason' and insists that they are 'actuated by instinct', blindly driven by fashion, and governed by the heart—'a muscle of involuntary motion' that 'pulsates under the influence of a part of the nervous system distinct from that through which other muscles are moved and controlled'. Argues that since 'cookery is a rational art', women only make 'good executive cooks' while men alone can act as the 'head-cook', and adds that 'There are female mathematicians—they are very few; but perhaps a female mathematician is less rare than a female chef'. Continuing the culinary theme, Barnowl explains to his audience that while a woman may obediently 'boil a round of beef [...] after the manner prescribed by LIEBIG Liebig, Justus von (1803–73) DSB
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', she will not 'apprehend the principle of the process'. Concludes by conceding that there are undeniably some women 'endowed with reason' but that since 'the rational faculty [...] remains undeveloped' in women, they are 'unfitted to exercise political functions'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 222.

The Compound Publican's Chemistry

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Adulteration, Crime, Chemistry, Temperance


    Discusses a report of the trial of a tradesman who was charged with 'having sold to a publican a quantity of treacle or saccharine matter to be used in the adulteration of beer', and describes some of the dubious substances with which the tradesman adulterate spirits.



Punch,  52 (1867), 224.

A Remarkable Study from Nature

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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D M, pseud.  [George L P B Du Maurier] Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson (1834–96) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Gender, Natural History


    Shows two women standing on the steps leading into a summer house. They wear identical garments, including exceedingly long dresses.



Punch,  52 (1867), 227.

The Mystery of the Derby Dog

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Animal Behaviour, Spiritualism

Publications cited:

Spiritual Magazine Spiritual Magazine (1860–77) Waterloo Directory
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Punch,  52 (1867), 231.

Charitable Waste-Paper

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Class, Hospitals, Utilitarianism, Morality, Periodicals, Reading


    Supports a proposal made in the Pall Mall Gazette Pall Mall Gazette (1865–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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to urge people 'plethorised with magazines and newspapers' to save them for 'our hospitals and workhouses', where they may 'lighten many a heavy hour spent on the sick bed of a hospital' or in prison or a workhouse. Explains how people could donate parcels of such reading matter each month, and anticipates the 'treasure' that Punch would be in a hospital.



Punch,  52 (1867), 231.

Supper for a Snake

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Zoology, Cruelty


    Notes that the managers of the Zoological Society Gardens Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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have been accused of cruelty by allowing the python to 'swallow rabbits alive', and suggests that they might 'feed the reptile in public without offence if they were to give it a Welsh rabbit'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 233.

A Peabody on the Turf

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Commerce, Mathematics

People mentioned:

Euclid Euclid (fl. 295 BC) DSB
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Punch,  52 (1867), 233.

Liquefaction Without Contact

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Supernaturalism, Miracle, Chemistry, Heat, Physiology, Experiment


    Insists that 'There exists no record of any supernatural occurrence which, having been investigated, was publicly attested by competent observers'. Discusses an extract from a report in the Tablet Tablet (1840–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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describing a recent alleged liquefaction of a sample of the blood of St Januarius Januarius, Saint (or San Gennaro) (d. c. 305) CBD
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which was witnessed by 'thousands of the faithful'. Noting the regularity of this occurrence, suggests two ways to demonstrate that the phenomenon is miraculous. First, that on the day of the alleged miracle, the vessel containing the blood should be maintained at 32ºF and that if the blood still melts while being watched by a 'committee of chemists' it can be declared a miracle. Second, that if the blood does not melt when heated to 212ºF (the temperature at which water boils) then the miracle is more likely to have happened. Warns, however, that the latter would need to be confirmed by showing that the blood (guarded against tampering) could melt 'by any other means than a heat higher than that of boiling water'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 234.

Two Different Stories

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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Military Technology, Religious Authority, Religion


    Discusses an article in the Tablet Tablet (1840–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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describing how a 'French nobleman' has presented the pontifical government with fifty thousand Francs for 'breech-loaders'. Noting the 'divers breech-loading rifles', wonders which variety will be adopted by Pope Pius IX Pius IX, Pope (1792–1878) CBD
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, suggesting that he will have 'an arm of infallible precision' rather than an Enfield 'converted to Popery'.



Punch,  52 (1867), [235].

The Mad-Doctor

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J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

J T, pseud.  [John Tenniel] Tenniel, Sir John (1820–1914) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Politics, Crime, Medical Practitioners


    A reference to the prosecution of the Fenian soldier Ricard O'Sullivan Burke Burke, Ricard O'Sullivan (1838–1922) Lynch and O'Donoghue 1999
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who, owing to public pressure, was sent to a penal colony rather than being hanged. The illustration shows Dr Bull standing outside the gates of the prison, whilst talking to the allegorical figure of Ireland, Hibernia. On the left, the prisoner in chains (Burke) stands by a guarded prison door, awaiting the decision of Dr Bull, who tells Hibernia that he will not adopt her suggestion of beheading the prisoner but will 'just crop him, and shave him, and take good care that he does no more mischief'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 238.

Sport (?)

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C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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Illustrators:

C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Hunting, Ornithology, Class, Cruelty


    On the left, members of the 'Upper Class' are seen standing in a field, with one of them shooting a pigeon. On the right members of the 'Lower Class' are seen shooting a gull from a rowing boat at sea. The title of the illustration questions whether the aristocratic form of hunting is any more legitimate than that practised by the lower classes.



Punch,  52 (1867), 238–39.

Poor Pigeons and Gulls!

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Popjoy Popjoy
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Hunting, Cruelty, Ornithology, Morality, Class, Government


    Similar to Charles S Keene, 'Sport (?)', Punch, 52 (1867), 238, this begins with an appraisal of the activities of the Gun Club Gun Club
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, whose aristocratic members take pleasure in injuring and crippling pigeons and whose inhumane activities are defended as a 'purer sport' than other forms of game-hunting which only 'slaughters for the table'. Proceeds with a defence of the sport of 'gull-shooting' which involves working-class people massacring 'birds in comfort'. (238) Presents an account of these activities as recited by a Cockney poacher who takes considerable pleasure in killing so many birds. Concludes by suggesting that the Gun Club should admit the lower-class people who practice gull-shooting, and that the statesmen who belong to this club should also legalise 'cock-fighting and dog-fighting' because 'the lower orders, as soon as they are represented in Parliament Houses of Parliament
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, will put the higher [classes] on an equality with themselves by constituting pigeon-shooting unlawful on the score of cruelty' (239).



Punch,  52 (1867), 239.

A Nice Look Out for Fox-Hunters

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Hunting, Crime


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Punch,  52 (1867), 241.

An Oracle Advertised

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Spiritualism, Astronomy, Psychology, Philosophy


Punch,  52 (1867), 244.

Victoria Park in Peril

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Silenus Silenus
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Genre:

Letter, Spoof

Subjects:

Environmentalism, Industry, Manufactories, Health, Disease, Human Development, Race, Animal Behaviour, Zoology, Degeneration


    Begins by suggesting that some lines from Milton 1667 Milton, John 1667. Paradise Lost. A Poem: In Ten Books, London: Peter Parker [and 2 others]
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(describing the fall of the Devil, the 'architect of Pandemonium', from paradise) or some other 'warning to the same purpose' should be 'planted at convenient intervals around Victoria Park Victoria Park, Hackney
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' in order to stop new buildings being erected on it by 'the building and money-grubbing demon'. Reminds Mr Punch that although the attempt to build a gasworks on the park was foiled, the demon is trying to perpetuate an 'abomination' in the park as he has done in other green spaces. Laments that a Londoner will soon have nowhere to go for a 'constitutional walk' by which he can 'refresh his soul as well as his body' and will only be able to enjoy this luxury by travelling to it by railway. Agrees that 'it is very sentimental to care for the preservation of landscapes' but that sentiment can also be applied to money. Insists that 'immaterial utility' is as valid a notion as 'Material utility' and wonders what 'Englishmen' will become when they can no longer enjoy the landscapes that have made their character. Considering the link between the growing population and encroachment of buildings, relishes the stationary population in France and advocates emigration as a solution to the problem. Fears that unless this is done 'posterity will all be turned to apes, with foreheads villanous low, or else to a sort of human pig, having oblique eyes like Chinamen', and that 'the day of degeneration' will be witnessed. Concludes by upholding the need to save the park.



Punch,  52 (1867), 249.

Peeps at Paris. Peep the Twelfth  [12/18]Anon, 'Peeps at Paris. Peep the Fourteenth', Punch, 52 (1867), 264

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Peter the G Peter the G
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Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Exhibitions, Military Technology, Steamships

Institutions mentioned:

Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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Punch,  52 (1867), 250.

Invisible Musicians

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Vorax Vorax
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Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Music, Exhibitions, Sound, Instruments, Supernaturalism, Spiritualism, Charlatanry

Publications cited:

Spiritual Magazine Spiritual Magazine (1860–77) Waterloo Directory
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    Begins by wondering what 'the FARADAYS Faraday, Michael (1791–1867) DSB
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and BREWSTERS Brewster, Sir David (1781–1868) DSB ODNB
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' and Mr Punch will make of a Morning Post Morning Post and Daily Advertising Pamphlet (1772–1900+) Waterloo Directory
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report that some of the musical instruments displayed at the Exposition Universelle (1867) Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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appeared to play by themselves. Anticipates that the aforementioned scientists would attribute this phenomenon to the 'touch or breath of some unseen attendant or passer-by', but points out that the author of the report could find no such person after a diligent search. Suggests that the music was performed by the 'spirit' of 'some great composer', in contrast to the 'spirits of minstrels' who perform at the seances of William H H Davenport Davenport, William Henry Harrison (1841–77) WBI
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and Ira E Davenport Davenport, Ira Erastus (1839–1911) WBI
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. Notes that the principal difficulty of the 'spiritual' theory is the 'absence of any medium' and proceeds to describe the difficulties currently being faced by the Davenport brothers in Russia.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 253.

Retributive Justice

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C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery

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C K Keene, Charles Samuel (1823–91) ODNB
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Cruelty, Ornithology


    Shows a farmer boxing a young boy on the ear for beating his 'Goslin's'. The weeping boy cries 'What furr'd they gors-chicks feyther boite oi then furr?!'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 254.

The Great New Organ-Gun

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Colley Cribber Cribber, Colley
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Genre:

Illustration, Drollery / Letter, Spoof

Relevant illustrations:

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Illustrators:

E G, pseud.  [Ernest Griset] Griset, Ernest Henry (1844–1907) WBI
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Spielmann, Marion Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London: Cassell
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Subjects:

Military Technology, Exhibitions, Force, Dynamics, Music, Instruments, Amusement, Invention


    The illustration shows two large guns on miniature steam engines. The guns possess large barrels from which emerge streams of shot produced by organ-grinders who are cranking large wheels attached to the gun barrels. The letter begins by explaining the accompanying illustration, which shows a 'big gun' that the author has invented and which he wished he had displayed at the Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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, 'a temple of peace' but displaying many other 'articles of war'. Explains that his weapon was anticipated by another shown to Emperor Napoleon III Napoleon III, Emperor of France (originally Louis Napoléon (Charles Louis Napoléon Bonaparte)) (1808–73) CBD
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and that it propels its shots by centrifugal force: by turning a large crank, he claims he can achieve the same results as 'half-a-ton of gunpowder', but that owing to its small weight, it will be suitable for 'light artillery'. Boasts that his gun also fires without making any smoke or much noise. This will afford employment for organ-grinders who could attach a barrel-organ to his gun and turn it into a gun-barrel-organ, an instrument that could fire shot and a cacophony of tunes to thwart the enemy.



Punch,  52 (1867), 255.

Punch's Essence of Parliament

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Genre:

Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Military Technology, Steamships, Commerce, Vaccination, Medical Treatment, Death, Quackery


    Notes a 'thundering debate on the Great Ordnance' in which Henry J Baillie Baillie, Henry James (1804–85) WBI
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announced that the 'Armstrong Armstrong, Sir William George, Baron Armstrong of Cragside (1810–1900) ODNB
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gun was chosen for jobbing reasons' and was a failure, before denouncing other guns. Punch wonders 'where the truth lies' in this debate. Notes the progress of the 'Compulsory Vaccination Bill' through 'Committee', and Robert Montagu's Montagu, Lord Robert (1825–1902) ODNB
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startling claim that the number of deaths from small-pox has risen from '4,000 to between 6 and 7,000 a year'. Insists that this justifies Punch's attack on those 'Quacks' who rail against 'the semi-miraculous preventive'



Punch,  52 (1867), 261.

Scientific Courtship (PROFESSOR Sings)

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Anon

Genre:

Song, Drollery

Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Zoology, Taxonomy, Nutrition, Animal Behaviour


    A serenade sung by a professor to his beloved in a zoological garden. He notes that while they both have fangs 'named canine', which ally humans 'to the carnivora', they eat 'all varieties of food' and so both he, his beloved, and 'the piggywiggies' are omnivorous.



Punch,  52 (1867), 261.

Great Flight of Locusts

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary, Drollery

Subjects:

Religious Authority, Natural History, Animal Behaviour


    Reports on a 'great number of locusts seen about Rome'. Denominated 'L. clericalis', these are evidently Catholic clergymen, and are described as having 'long, black, grey, or brown envelopes' and as feeding 'on the fat of the land'.



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Punch,  52 (1867), 263.

Virtue is its Own Reward

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Anon

Genre:

Notes

Subjects:

Government, Politics, Utilitarianism, Disease, Class, Health


    'ERNEST HART'S Hart, Ernest Abraham (1835–98) ODNB
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best testimonial—The Metropolitan Sick-Poor Act'.



Punch,  52 (1867), 264.

Peeps at Paris. Peep the Fourteenth  [14/18]Peter the G, 'Peeps at Paris. Peep the Twelfth', Punch, 52 (1867), 249

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Anon

Genre:

Diary, Spoof, Serial

Subjects:

Exhibitions, Instruments

Institutions mentioned:

Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris Exposition Universelle (1867), Paris
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Punch,  52 (1867), 265.

Bit from Birmingham

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Anon

Genre:

Notes, Drollery

Subjects:

Agriculture, Disease


Punch,  52 (1867), 266.

Beasts at the Zoo

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Anon

Genre:

News-Commentary

Subjects:

Zoological Gardens, Crime, Charlatanry


    Proposes that now the Zoological Society Gardens Zoological Society of London —Gardens
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are open to everybody on Sunday, 'somebody should do something to keep away the nobodies' and suggests ways of deterring pickpockets and similar unscrupulous individuals.



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