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Volume 51
(July to December 1866) | Punch, 51 (1866), iii–iv.
 Preface Anon Genre: | Short Fiction, Drollery | Subjects: | Societies, Medical Practitioners, Scientific Practitioners, Force,
Physics, Metallurgy, Zoology, Palaeontology, Museums, Economic
Geology |
Describes the 'Grand Reform Procession' along the Strand which is led by Mr
Punch and his knights (iii). During the journey, the procession pass the
clubland of Piccadilly where Mr Punch praises his 'brave Physicians', and also
Michael
Faraday
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John Percy
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'as strong as iron'),
Richard Owen
Owen, Richard
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Mr Punch asks when the 'beasts' in the
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Andrew C
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Punch, 51 (1866), [v]–[viii].
 Introduction Anon Genre: | News-Commentary; Notes |
[1] Political Summary Subjects: | Telegraphy, Disease, Astronomy | Institutions mentioned: |
Atlantic Telegraph Company
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Notes the successful laying of an Atlantic telegraph cable between Britain
and the United States, an outbreak of cholera in London, and a 'great meteoric
shower' in November 1866 ([vi])
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[2] Notes Subjects: | Engineering, Telegraphy, Government, Patronage, Medical Practitioners,
Public Health, Societies, Military Technology, Railways, Astronomy, Industry,
Gender | Institutions mentioned: |
Atlantic Telegraph Company
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Summarises articles on
Cowper P Coles
Coles, Cowper Phipps
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(Cowper P Coles, 'Captain
Coles and His Turret-Ship', Punch, 51 (1866), 11), on a tunnel under the English
Channel (, Navigans in Sicco, 'Under the Sea! Under the Sea!', Punch, 51 (1866), 15), on
John Thwaites
Thwaites, Sir John
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the opening of the
Thames
Embankment
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Thames Embankment]', Punch, 51 (1866), 59), on the
Atlantic telegraph cable (, Anon, 'A Geographical Error', Punch, 51 (1866), 60,
, Anon, 'The Missing Link Found. The First Message of the Atlantic
Telegraph—Friday, July 27, 1866', Punch, 51 (1866), 55, and
, Charles S Keene, 'For Better or Worse', Punch, 51 (1866), [63]), on the knighthood conferred upon
John Simon
Simon, Sir John
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William R
Grove
Grove, Sir William Robert
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British
Association
British Association for the Advancement of Science
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Coüte', Punch, 51 (1866), 90,
, Anon, 'The Philosophers at Nottingham', Punch, 51 (1866), 99) ([vii]). The article on Coles
suggests that these 'Notes' were written long after 1866: the items on Coles
and the Channel tunnel refer to Coles's death in 1870 and to a Channel tunnel
project of 1876. This section also refers to another article on the Atlantic
telegraph cable and mentions the knighthoods conferred on
Richard A
Glass
Glass, Sir Richard Atwood
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Samuel Canning
Canning, Sir Samuel
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and
William
Thomson
Thomson, Sir William (Baron Kelvin of
Largs)
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View the register entry >> (, Anon, 'Punch on the Low Wire, and Glass on the High Ropes', Punch, 51 (1866), 109–10). It also
summarises articles on election bribery (, John Tenniel, 'Bribery and Corruption', Punch, 51 (1866), [113]), on the cost of British armaments (, Anon, 'The War Blacksmith (after
Longfellow)', Punch, 51 (1866), 132), the bankruptcy of the
London, Chatham, and Dover
Railway Company
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meteor shower (, George L P B Du Maurier, 'A Passion for Astronomy', Punch, 51 (1866), 222),
John Bright's
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political address in Dublin (, John Tenniel, 'Dr. Dulcamara in Dublin', Punch, 51 (1866), [193]),
Queen
Victoria's
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Britain and Ireland, and Empress of India
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Doctor',
Mary Walker
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View the register entry >> (, Anon, 'A Plea for Pantaloons', Punch, 51 (1866), 258). ([viii])
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Issue 1304 (7 July 1866) | Expand
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 Our Opening Article Anon Genre: | Essay | Subjects: | Railways, Transport, Environmentalism |
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Punch, 51 (1866), 2.
 Our Coal and Our Country Optimist, Hinnom Place, Bethnal Green
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View the register entry >> Genre: | Letter, Spoof | Subjects: | Government, Economic Geology, Energy, Commerce, Nationalism,
Environmentalism, Futurism, Electricity, Architecture, Pollution |
Begins by noting how 'provident and philosophical alarmists' have urged 'the
Legislature' to consider England's dwindling coal measures, but then
concentrates on the future of the nation's 'superficies'. Argues that with the
present growth of factories and population, the 'face' of the earth, as well as
its 'bowels' will be 'used up'. Anticipates that the surface of England will
become a 'hotbed studded with aggregations of bricks and mortar' and spoiled by
factory smoke, and that the 'country may be completely spoiled long ere the
coal that sustained its progress is nearly gone'. However, the author expresses
his confidence in the discovery of solutions to these problems: he anticipates
the discovery of a cheap way of storing atmospheric electricity and the
adoption of a system of 'vertical elevation instead of lateral extension' in
buildings. The higher these buildings rise, he concludes, 'the less will
Posterity be troubled with any amount of smoke which it may be unable to
consume'.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 4.
 Two Eighteenths of June Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Animal Behaviour, War, Politics |
The article begins with an explanatory note: 'The declaration of war
between Austria and Prussia was exchanged on the 18th of June [a reference
to the Austro-Prussian war of 1866], the anniversary of the Battle of
Waterloo'. Describes the observations of a battle-weary 'England' in the
aftermath of the Battle of Waterloo. Represents the warring European nations as
eagles that 'England' sees grappling 'stark, / For life and death, with beak
and claw', then 'bind / The conquered Eagle [France], as he lay, / Baffled and
bleeding, bruised and blind', and later, sitting 'grave and grim, / To rend
[...] "freed" Europe, limb by limb'.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 4.
 Criminals and Paupers Anon Genre: | Essay | Subjects: | Crime, Disease, Health, Hospitals, Mental Illness, Quackery,
Class |
A description, and implicit criticism of, the inhumane methods adopted in
Britain for treating criminals. Describes how the criminal is confined in
overcrowded sick wards where he is exposed to the diseases of 'the asthmatic
and consumptive' and to the 'beds of paupers dying of infectious cholera or
fever'. He is propped up with hard pillows taken from a death bed and given
'physic by hap-hazard, measured by the rule of tipsy', and in general allowed
to 'slowly rot to death'.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 10.
 Speeches by an Old Smoker Anon Genre: | Dialogue, Spoof | Subjects: | Disease, Medical Treatment, Gender |
Addressing an imaginary friend, the old smoker offers advice on how to cure
such complaints as gout and rheumatism, arguing that 'a wife', a 'ministering
angel in the time of trouble', is the solution to the problem.
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Coles
Coles, Cowper Phipps
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[Cowper P Coles]
Coles, Cowper Phipps
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
(1828–67)
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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A representation of the activity surrounding the launch of Coles's
turret-ship from
Portsmouth
Dockyard
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pseudo-Middle English. In the centre sits a smiling Cole on his 'Tvrret
Shyppe'. Beneath his ships sit four lords of the
Admiralty
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their backs' on Cole: they look worried by his activities—an allusion to
the Admiralty's resistance to Coles's turret-ship. On the right hand side,
several ships are seen carrying giant cannon balls and gunpowder, while on the
left the passengers of a pleasure yacht are crushed by a cannon ball fired from
one of the ships. Several people stand on a pier observing this activity
through telescopes. At the bottom, several smaller vessels are seen carrying
such dangerous substances as 'Gvn Cotton and Nitro-Glycerin', and 'Lvcifere
Matches'.
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[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[George L P B Du Maurier]
Du Maurier, George Louis Palmella Busson
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Human Species, Human Development, Religion |
Shows a young girl standing before her mother who sits on a chair in a
drawing room. The mother asks her daughter to identify 'the first man' and 'the
first woman'. Learning from her mother that the correct answer to the first
question is 'Adam', the girl suggests 'Madam' as the answer to the second.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 14.
 Music and Madness Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Mental Illness, Cultural Geography |
Discusses an article describing how the
General Board of
Commissioners in Lunacy for Scotland
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brought to a lunatic asylum on the grounds that he had 'a great desire to
appear conspicuous as a musician'. Punch thinks this is why Scotland has
'never produced a great composer'.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 15.
 Under the Sea! Under the Sea! Navigans in Sicco
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Begins by welcoming
John Hawkshaw's
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proposal to construct a tunnel under the English Channel. Calls for
advertisements to be 'got ready at once' bearing the message 'NO MORE
SEA-SICKNESS!'. Suggests numerous features to be placed in the tunnel,
including trees, a hotel, fresh water lakes and birds, and envisages that the
tunnel could be made of glass so that passengers could see 'the wonders of the
deep outside'. Concludes by hoping that Hawkshaw's '"boring" will be
satisfactory' and as a postscript adds a song which further praises the
advantages of the tunnel over Channel crossings by sea.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 19.
 "A Charge of Horning" Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Animal Behaviour, Animal Husbandry, Disease, Crime |
Discusses a report in the 'Scotch papers' of a cow which, on attempting to
open the doors of a Montrose jail, was 'ill-used' for infringing the Rinderpest
laws. Believes this is 'touching proof of the progress of intelligence among
the inferior creation' but thinks the cow should be treated kindly because it
has more sense than the 'framers' of the Rinderpest regulations.
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 Turn and Turn About Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Disease, Class, Utilitarianism, Government, Politics |
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 "Too Late?" Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | War, Telegraphy |
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 Something Better than Beef Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Nutrition, Animal Husbandry, Cultural Geography |
Discusses news of a banquet held in Paris 'in honour of the introduction of
horse-flesh as an article of food'.
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 Mr. Punch at Wimbledon Anon Genre: | Reportage, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. | Illustrators: | C H B, pseud.
[Charles H Bennett]
Bennett, Charles Henry
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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View the register entry >> | Subjects: | Military Technology, Expertise |
The initial letter forms part of an illustration showing three
breech-loading guns, two of which stand on small human legs and have military
hats over their barrels, while the third gun hangs on a nail with its barrel
open. The article describes Mr Punch's visit to a camp at Wimbledon where he
inspected the skills of riflemen. Notes how Mr Punch held 'some conversation
with himself on the subject of the needle-gun [a new type of rifle invented by
Johann N von
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the 'ramrod' would be scarce in the following year's meeting at Wimbledon.
Later notes Mr Punch's explanation of the greater efficiency of a breech-loader
compared with a muzzle-loader.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 31.
 The Needle-Gun Anon Genre: | Song | Subjects: | Military Technology, War |
Sung to the tune of 'The Dog's Meat Man', this song begins by praising the
formidable power of the new 'Prussian Rifle', a weapon that 'Has to be loaded
at the breech; / Five times for each mouth-loader's one' and which can 'knock
over men like fun'. Proceeds to explain how the gun gave Prussia a 'murderous
advantage' in its recent war with the 'Danish states', and warns of the dangers
posed by the weapon for a similar invasion of England by a 'tyrant-thief'.
Notes how the weapon helped Prussia's 'execution [...] upon Austria' and
concludes by questioning whether England can equal this weapon and by warning
that the 'skill at Wimbledon' (see
Anon, 'Mr. Punch at Wimbledon', Punch, 51 (1866), 31) is not enough to withstand the new
gun.
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 Dialogue Anon
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 The New Judge Anon
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Punch, 51 (1866), 32.
 A Workhouse Reform Bill Wanted Anon Genre: | Essay | Subjects: | Utilitarianism, Class, Politics, Government, Crime, Health, Disease,
Nutrition, Animal Behaviour, Cultural Geography, Medical Treatment, Medical
Practitioners |
Noting the fall from office of the 'champion of Reformers',
William E
Gladstone
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reforming of the
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something may be done towards reforming of the Workhouse'. Laments the fact
that in England 'we really treat our paupers worse far worse than our
criminals', comparing the 'half starved' paupers to the well-fed 'gaol-birds'.
Condemns the governors of workhouses and the practice of killing the poor in
'foul rooms' as behaviour comparable to that found in 'savage nations'. Hopes
the 'Tory besoms' that form the new government will 'sweep clean' the
workhouses and ensure that the poor are given better food and medical treatment
by competent and sober nurses.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 33.
 Carol by a Country Bumpkin Anon Genre: | Song, Drollery | Subjects: | Physiognomy, Animal Behaviour |
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 Presentable in Russia Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Medical Practitioners, War |
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Railways, Transport, Political Economy, Cultural
Geography, Religious Authority, Religion, Education, Mathematics, Mechanics,
Economic Geology, Geology |
Notes
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to 'lend public money to the Irish Railways' and
John S Mill's
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that, in its handling of Ireland, the government seemed to be violating the
'rules of common sense, of political economy, and of professional etiquette'.
Proceeds to a further debate on Ireland which prompts Punch to criticise
Irish Catholics for preventing their sons from being 'taught algebra and the
Greek Chorus by people who do not believe in the Immaculate Conception, any
more than ultra-Churchmen will allow their children to learn [...] hydraulics
from Baptists'. Later notes the appointment of a
Royal Commission on Coal
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'to inquire into the question whether the supply will last our time', and
states that
John Percy
Percy, John
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Andrew C
Ramsay
Ramsay, Sir Andrew Crombie
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Roderick I
Murchison
Murchison, Sir Roderick Impey, 1st Baronet
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 Horse on the Table Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Nutrition, Animal Behaviour |
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[3/39][Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Collected in Happy Hours: Including Some Instructive
Facts in Natural History, and Other Domestic and Rural Information)', Punch, 50 (1866), 265 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 68 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 86–87 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 96–97 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (My Stay at Boodels Comes to an Abrupt
Termination)', Punch, 51 (1866), 120–21 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (In the Intermediate State 'Twixt
Boodels and Frasers.
Relief.)', Punch, 51 (1866), 146–47 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Morning After. At Furze)', Punch, 51 (1866), 180–81 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts', Punch, 51 (1866), 236–37 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Quit Bovor. Night in Town. Sea-side
Interval)', Punch, 52 (1867), 61 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (The Horse from
Brett's—Sporting—The Harriers)', Punch, 52 (1867), 113 [Francis C Burnand], 'Happy Thoughts (Married and Settled)', Punch, 52 (1867), 174–75
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 Anglican Ape-Show Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Animal Behaviour, Zoology, Religious Authority |
Suggests that an 'enterprising showman' could dress monkeys in the 'cloths
affected by the ritualists' and exhibit them in 'the various districts infested
by parsons who ape Roman Catholic priests'.
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 A Shame to St. Pancras Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Utilitarianism, Class, Health, Government, Politics, Medical
Treatment |
Discusses a report of a meeting of the
St Pancras Poor Law Union
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who considered a proposal to hire a paid nurse to help relieve the sick wards
of its overcrowded workhouse. Believes that the 'benediction of
Saint Pancras
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will be conferred on the 'master, the committee, and the surgeon of the
parish', but that the same saint will not be pleased to learn that the poor-law
guardians narrowly voted that the subject of the proposal be postponed, and
that this result owed much to the fact that the 'Bumbles' were attending a
feast rather than considering this important business. (The reference is to the
parish beadle Bumble in
Charles
Dickens's
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Oliver Twist
[Dickens, Charles
John Huffam] 1838. Oliver Twist; or, The Parish Boy's
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Wishes St Pancras would 'strengthen' Prime Minister
Edward G G S
Stanley (14th Earl of Derby)
Stanley, Edward George Geoffrey Smith, 14th
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Workhouse Reform', and urges the need to stop such evils as the 'ulcers and
bed-sores' suffered by paupers and the 'barbarous procrastination' of the poor
law guardians.
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 Humiliating Meditation A Dyspeptic Poet
Dyspeptic Poet, A
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Considers the 'puzzling sympathy 'twixt souls and stomach' that is suggested
by the link between pains of the body and depression of the soul.
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 Answer to Mary Anne Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology, Domestic Economy |
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 A Perilous Journey by Water Anon Genre: | Illustration, Drollery | Relevant illustrations: | wdct. [14] | Subjects: | Steamships, Transport, Gender |
Represents the problems encountered by Mrs Trott on her voyage from London
Bridge to Chelsea by steamboat. She is involved in numerous mishaps including
being crushed by the funnel of the vessel.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 46.
 Similia Similibus Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Animal Husbandry, Disease, Homeopathy |
Suggests that 'an infinitesimal scraping of cheese-rind' would be 'found as
effectual a homeopathic remedy as any other for rinderpest'.
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 "Ready, Aye Ready" Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Steamships, Military Technology, Cultural Geography, Progress,
Patronage, Technology, Government, Politics |
Reflects on news that the American ship, the
USS
Miantonomoh
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time England has built a similar vessel, the Americans will have invented a
'diving-boat' and 'huge steam-rams' to sink such vessels. Suggests that the
Americans 'will doubtless be wiser than to throw away powder and shot on
experiments on gunnery on vessels that show but six inches above the water',
and adds that the Americans may 'buy the idea' of their new 'contrivances' from
'an Englishman who will have had the offer of it rejected' by his countrymen.
Concludes by hoping that war does not break out between England and America in
which the latter would have the advantage.
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Politics, Government, Museums, Telegraphy |
Notes a debate on the
British
Museum
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will be ejected from it, and later notes the announcement of the laying of the
'Atlantic Telegraph' to America (48).
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 Wholesale Infanticide Anon Genre: | Miscellaneous, Drollery | Subjects: | Human Development, Crime, Sanitation |
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Religion |
Discusses a
Morning
Post
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Christopher
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because the explorer does not meet the requirement of 'having performed three
well authenticated miracles'. Considers Columbus's discovery of a 'new world'
to be 'probably as great a miracle' as any performed by a saint, and the
explorer's conversion of the new world to Christianity as well authenticated as
any miracle. Having listed two 'miracles' performed by Columbus, the writer
ironically claims that his third was 'making the egg stand upright'.
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 Something Racy Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Nutrition, Animal Husbandry, Language |
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Punch, 51 (1866), 53.
 Something Like a Telegraph Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Telegraphy, Technology, Time |
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Punch, 51 (1866), 54.
 Hospital Teaching Anon Genre: | Essay | Subjects: | Hospitals, Disease, War, Politics, Morality |
Begins by upholding the 'salutary' experience of walking through hospitals,
an act that 'induces pity and compassion' and refinement of the mind. Wonders
whether kings and emperors would have their minds refined by the sight of
suffering, and urges that they should walk through hospitals where they might
rethink their plans for war. Draws attention to the villages of Germany, where
'thousands of creatures' lie slain from sword and gun wounds, and wonders
whether the hearts of kings and emperors would be softened by this harrowing
sight. This is a response to the bloody 'Seven Weeks' War' in which the
Prussian army attacked Austria and the German states who were hostile to the
attempt of
Otto E L von
Bismarck (Count of Bismarck-Schönhausen)
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confederation.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 55.
 The Skeleton in the House Anon Genre: | Extract, Reminiscences, Spoof | Subjects: | Politics, Government, Disease, Medical Treatment, Medical
Practitioners, Homeopathy, Analogy |
Putatively extracted from 'Mrs. Politic's Random Recollections', this
describes the great reforms to the British 'Constitution' as if they were
treatments administered to the diseased Mr Constitution by various reformist
statesmen. Explains how old Constitution was 'the son of a Carter [a reference
to the Magna Carta]' and that, owing to his weakness of the 'chest [treasury]',
'two celebrated physicians,
DR.
GREY
Grey, Charles, 1st Baron Grey, 1st Viscount Howick,
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Russell, Lord John, 1st Earl Russell
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the Reform Act of 1832]' and finally 'brought him round'. Explains that years
later 'old Mr. Constitution' suffered greatly from weakness of the 'chest', and
that this time Dr Russell and his 'assistant'
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poor man's plaster. However, Mr Constitution's 'rich relations' protested that
he was not weak of the chest, which caused Russell and Gladstone to 'throw up
the case'. Describes how
Dr
Derby
Stanley, Edward George Geoffrey Smith, 14th
Earl of Derby
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Benjamin heard a 'skeleton in the House', groaning outside the sickroom, but Dr
Derby observed: 'we had better keep our places [in government]' and merely
'cut' the 'knot in the curtains'.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 55.
 The Missing Link Found. The First Message of the Atlantic
Telegraph—Friday, July 27, 1866 Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Telegraphy, Technology, Electricity, Politics, War, Internationalism,
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Written from the perspective of an Irishman who offers a 'word to John Bull
[...] from the little Glass-house' in Foïl-hummerum Bay'—a
reference to the telegraph station of
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was laid. He describes how the 'Sthripes and the Stars [...] laughs at bould
Neptune's broad back laid between' the Old World and the New, and 'sets the big
battheries a blaze at long range, / that makes friends out of foes wid each
shot they exchange'. Notes that Neptune's back has been made 'Mighty sore'
after being 'probed by deep sounding lead', and his sleep has been 'spoilt wid
wires laid the length of his bed'. Toasts the various ways in which the
Atlantic telegraph has united Britain and the United States, noting how 'they
pass rate of markets, and news o' the day, / As if Atlantic was out o' the
way', and 'free to shake hands' like 'neighbours' across a street. Thinks that
'John Bull' has 'ould Ireland' to thank for this accomplishment and hopes that
the latter will also cause greater harmony between Britain and Ireland. Points
out that although Ireland was seen as the country that would bring the
'Yankees' and subversive Republican politics to Britain, it brought Yankees
'for Peace not for War' and that the telegraph cable 'fastens the anchor of
Hope'. Concludes by praising the good-will that can be 'flashed' through the
telegraph between Ireland, Britain, and the United States.
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 Our Military Correspondent at Mile End George Goosestep
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Describes how the author related details of the 'Battle of Sad'war' [a
reference to the battle of Sadowa, which was one of the decisive conflicts of
the Austro-Prussian War] to his uncle who is an aged and conservative
sergeant-major. His uncle mocks the alleged capabilities of the Prussian
breech-loading needle-gun, which wreaked such havoc on the Austrians, and
upholds the powers of the Brown Bess rifle.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 56.
 A Good Work Anon Genre: | News-Commentary | Subjects: | Utilitarianism, Health, Sanitation |
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 Punch's Essence of Parliament Anon Genre: | Regular Feature, Proceedings, Drollery | Subjects: | Government, Politics, Disease, Public Health, Supernaturalism,
Religion, Meteorology, Patronage, Military Technology, War, Railways,
Transport, Commerce, Environmentalism |
Reports on a discussion in the
House of Lords
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concerning the recent outbreak of cholera, an epidemic that prompted the
House of
Commons
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health'. Punch adds that 'The Prayer has, unhappily become an
anachronism' as a means of abating the epidemic. Later notes the remodelling of
the
Meteorological Office
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the subscription for the family of the late
Robert Fitzroy
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is 'still being increased'. Praises the government for abandoning its expensive
plans for building new fortifications at Chatham and Tilbury. Following remarks
by the president of the
Board of
Trade
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Stafford H
Northcote
Northcote, Sir Stafford Henry, 1st
Baron Iddesleigh
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London, Chatham, and Dover
Railway Company
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protection against creditors for this company that has 'enormous powers' and
destroys 'whole suburbs'. (57)
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Punch, 51 (1866), 60.
 King Cholera's Right Hand Man Anon Genre: | Poetry | Subjects: | Disease, Government, Politics, Public Health, Sanitation |
Written from the perspective of King Cholera, who begins by calling for a
clear path for his 'cold blue scythe of Death' and for the 'incense of wasted
breath' on which he flourishes. Reveals that it is 'BUMBLE THE
GREAT', not 'Filth, Stench, Hunger, or Cold', who is King Cholera's
'right hand'. His 'peals' for 'anti-centralisation' and 'penny-wisdom' arms
Cholera's hand, he has caused the 'open water butt' to 'drink the breath / Of
plague', and his 'flabby heart and leaden skull [...] keep the rates down and
the dead-house full'. Concludes by hoping that Bumble and his 'Local
Self-Government hobby' will continue to promote his evil enterprise. (The
reference is to the parish beadle Bumble from
Charles
Dickens's
Dickens, Charles
(1837–96)
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Oliver Twist
[Dickens, Charles
John Huffam] 1838. Oliver Twist; or, The Parish Boy's
Progress, 3 vols, London: Richard Bentley
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Punch, 51 (1866), 60.
 Stereoscopic View of a Reform Meeting Anon Genre: | Introduction; Reportage, Spoof | Subjects: | Light, Instruments, Politics |
Introduces 'Conservative' and 'Liberal' accounts of the same
'Reform meeting at the
Agricultural Hall
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These reports are printed in parallel columns as if they were images to be
viewed through a stereoscope.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 60.
 A Geographical Error Anon Genre: | Editorial Reply, Spoof | Subjects: | Physical Geography, Electricity, Telegraphy, Language |
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 For Better or Worse C K, pseud.
[Charles S Keene]
Keene, Charles Samuel
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
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[Charles S Keene]
Keene, Charles Samuel
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Spielmann, Marion
Harry Alexander 1895. The History of "Punch", London:
Cassell
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Internationalism | Institutions mentioned: |
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Shows Neptune wrapped in lengths of the recently laid Atlantic telegraph
cable, rising out of the Atlantic. On the right, Britannia stands with her
shield and bow lowered in an apparent gesture of peace. On the left, Brother
Jonathan (the personification of the United States of America) kneels in
respect on the distant shores of the United States. Britannia and Jonathan
receive the blessing of the 'Heavy Father' [because laden in iron cable] of the
sea for reconciling each other with the telegraph.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 65.
 The Gods and Little Fishes; or, Whitebait at Greenwich Anon
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Punch, 51 (1866), 65.
 How to Become Invisible Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Light, Magic, Botany, Comparative Philology |
Denies the claim that the 'fern-seed' confers the 'gift of invisibility' but
explains that by wearing a 'seedy suit' 'your acquaintance will pass you [in
the street] without seeing you'.
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Punch, 51 (1866), 66.
 A Picture of Intelligence Anon Genre: | News-Commentary, Drollery | Subjects: | Crime, Physiognomy |
Discusses an apparently confusing report of a man accused of murder which
stresses that the accused appeared to be 'dogged and indifferent' but that his
appearance did not suggest 'an absence of a low order of intellectual faculty'.
Insists that the appearance of somebody with a 'dogged' demeanour does not
indicate low intellectual ability, but on the contrary suggests high
intellectual ability. Argues that the report should have stated that despite
having a 'dogged' demeanour, the appearance of the accused 'did not betoken an
absolute idiot'. Concludes by suggesting that if the 'physiognomist' quoted
meant to argue that such criminal features as 'thick neck' and 'peculiarly
hanging beetle brows' were signs of intelligence then he should 're-edit
LAVATER
Lavater, Johann Kaspar
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Punch, 51 (1866), 67.
 Conversation and Conversion Anon Genre: | Notes, Drollery | Subjects: | Military Technology |
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